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Typical gikuyu mother
McReggae
#31 Posted : Wednesday, January 08, 2014 8:16:24 PM
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How come guys have never known where @Mawinder comes from!

Why complain when all your responses are personal all over the place instead of responding to thread at hand hata kama ni zungmzo mtaani!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
kysse
#32 Posted : Wednesday, January 08, 2014 8:23:13 PM
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McReggae wrote:
How come guys have never known where @Mawinder comes from!

Why complain when all your responses are personal all over the place instead of responding to thread at hand hata kama ni zungmzo mtaani!!!


Mawinder comes from everywhere.He's neither here nor there,He's a wind and wears 2 goggles.
harrydre
#33 Posted : Wednesday, January 08, 2014 8:30:39 PM
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Impunity wrote:
brav wrote:
Hey Impunity kua mpole, life is not thaaat serious..


Quote:
Child: Maitŭ wathiĩ kŭŭ?
Mother : Ndathiĩ kwa Ndego!!


Child: Mother where are you going?
Mother: Im going to Ndego's



I only have 2 of these people in my office and getting to ask them to translate to me some kiuk is rather getting boring now.
Anyway nishapoa though I regret having engaged with some idiet adult!

smile smile


only 2?? there must be serious nepotism over there and you must be a beneficiary.
i.am.back!!!!
masukuma
#34 Posted : Wednesday, January 08, 2014 9:05:36 PM
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brav wrote:
Typical Kikuyu mother... [translation below]
Child: Mami ĩĩ !!

Mother:Yũ-ũũ
Child: Nĩhũtire

Mother: (still digging) ĩka atĩrĩrĩ
Child: ĩĩ

Mother: Maĩ mau marĩ haũ ja na kĩraĩ ĩĩ
Child: ĩĩ

Mother: Woe thafuni hau bafu
Child: ĩĩ


Mother: Wĩthambe moko ĩĩ
Child: ĩĩ


Mother: Ũcoke ũke ĩĩ
Child: ĩĩ
Mother: Ũndĩe!!!!!!!

Child: MA-MIIII !!!
Mother:Ye-ees
Child: I AM HUNGRY!!!
Mother: (still digging) Do this -eh
Child: Ye-ees
Mother: Their is water outside there in a basin -eh
Child: Ye-ees
Mother: You take soap there in the bathroom -eh
Child: Ye-ees
Mother: You wash your hands.....
Child: Ye-ees....
Mother: Then you come -ee
Child: Ye-ees....
Mother: And eat me!!!!!!

ndio hiyo in igrich
All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
Angelica _ann
#35 Posted : Wednesday, January 08, 2014 10:03:32 PM
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Were those fighting for fish & ugali in Othaya today also typical gikuyu mothers!
In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
washiku
#36 Posted : Wednesday, January 08, 2014 10:13:05 PM
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Posts: 13,095
Angelica _ann wrote:
Were those fighting for fish & ugali in Othaya today also typical gikuyu mothers!


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Nope. Those must have taken there in buses n tuk tuks to spoil the Othaya people's name. My "sources" from the ground confirms none of those that were fighting for the fish are known by the locals, confirming they must have been transported thereLiar Liar
kysse
#37 Posted : Thursday, January 09, 2014 7:07:40 AM
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Posts: 4,693
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A wazuan hasn't reported to office yet,damn, I must open a gogglic thread in 1000,999,998,977,996,995 before I convulse....lol.

Wendz
#38 Posted : Thursday, January 09, 2014 8:18:34 AM
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Joined: 6/19/2008
Posts: 4,268
Impunity wrote:
brav wrote:
Hey Impunity kua mpole, life is not thaaat serious..


Quote:
Child: Maitŭ wathiĩ kŭŭ?
Mother : Ndathiĩ kwa Ndego!!


Child: Mother where are you going?
Mother: Im going to Ndego's



I only have 2 of these people in my office and getting to ask them to translate to me some kiuk is rather getting boring now.
Anyway nishapoa though I regret having engaged with some idiet adult!

smile smile


@Impunity, see where you got us.... if only you read the whole post from the start...... one, you'd not have had to ask your colleagues to translate, you'd not have started with "these people" and that wouldn't have caused the exchanges with @guka and life would just be bliss....donge kamano?
McReggae
#39 Posted : Thursday, January 09, 2014 8:45:16 AM
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Joined: 6/17/2008
Posts: 23,365
Location: Nairobi
kysse wrote:
McReggae wrote:
How come guys have never known where @Mawinder comes from!

Why complain when all your responses are personal all over the place instead of responding to thread at hand hata kama ni zungmzo mtaani!!!


Mawinder comes from everywhere.He's neither here nor there,He's a wind and wears 2 goggles.


Huh, so you also don't know (I remember you once disputed that I talked to him coz you 'knew' him better)
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
King G
#40 Posted : Thursday, January 09, 2014 8:54:56 AM
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Joined: 6/20/2012
Posts: 3,855
Location: Othumo
Personally i f**king dont care what language people use to communicate to each other provided it is not directed at me. Indigenous languages are beautiful all the time & communicate better beyond translation.
Thieves
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