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Rank: Veteran Joined: 2/21/2012 Posts: 1,739
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 5/11/2010 Posts: 918
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butterflyke wrote:Hesabu of the year bkismat wrote:Dear Bob Collymore,
Safaricom Tetemesha are giving 500M. We are only 42M. It will be best if you give 1M to every citizen and you remain with the 458 M. Safaricom will then b the companyof the century in the world and of
course we shall continue to being
faithful to the network like we
always do.
Warm Regards He accepted and moved on   Waititu Form 1D. Learn first to treat your time as you would your money, then treat your money as you do your time.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/26/2008 Posts: 4,449
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smano wrote:Ala! Whatever happened to the christmas spirit??? Been off Wazua for hols and you return to find peeps at each others throats especially some thread on pastor & another wazuan. Toxic. Some people need the break. Exhale people, exhale!
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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dunkang wrote:GRUDGES OF THE YEAR AWARD!!!!!
Top ten in descending order
1. @Kysse a.k.a Essyk vs @ Mukiri
2. @Magigi vs @Simonkabs
3. @Alma vs Common Sense
4. @Njung'e vs @McReggea
5. @Kiash vs Kenya and Kenyans
6. @Guru267 vs @Obiero
7. @Drunkard a.k.a rollout vs @Jason Hill Season 3
8. @Admin vs Jubilee Fans a.k.a Anti-RAO
9. @Impunity vs Any woman who says NO
10. @dunkang vs Liars and stupid comments.
Anti vs common sense. Lol.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada
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Substitute Bigchick with Angelina_Jolie_Ann.  Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/10/2008 Posts: 9,131 Location: Kanjo
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dunkang wrote:EPIC FAILS OF THE YEAR!!!!!! Not in any order.
1. @Mukiri attempted spreading of STUPIDITY. It failed.
2. @Stockmaster 1st quarter 2013 strategy. That was a mega flop from the master.
3. @guru267 homeafrika, eveready, Olympia et al ventures.
4. @McReggea ODM McKelele. FLOP!!!!!!!!!!
5. @SimonKabs PKs campaigns. EMBARASSEMENTS NAYO.
6. @ Maka's legal interpretations. 100% fails.
7. Someone invited guys to a parralel uncensored unregulated forum. FAIL!!!!
8. @guru267 anti-UhuRuto and disrespective signatures. FAIL.
9. @Hisa's 'BOLINGO' charts, FAIL. Actually, the NSE this year has been very unpredictable.
10. @Mukiri's chance of finally getting laid. DISASTEROUS LANDING.
11. @alma's noise, MEGA FAIL! dunkang wrote:GRUDGES OF THE YEAR AWARD!!!!!
Top ten in descending order
1. @Kysse a.k.a Essyk vs @ Mukiri
2. @Magigi vs @Simonkabs
3. @Alma vs Common Sense
4. @Njung'e vs @McReggea
5. @Kiash vs Kenya and Kenyans
6. @Guru267 vs @Obiero
7. @Drunkard a.k.a rollout vs @Jason Hill Season 3
8. @Admin vs Jubilee Fans a.k.a Anti-RAO
9. @Impunity vs Any woman who says NO
10. @dunkang vs Liars and stupid comments.
i.am.back!!!!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/26/2007 Posts: 6,514
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KulaRaha wrote:Sycophants of the year:
1. Mawinder
2. Bigchick
3. Mcreggae
4. Amores
5. Harrydre Business opportunities are like buses,there's always another one coming
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/20/2008 Posts: 6,275 Location: Kenya
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seppuku wrote:butterflyke wrote:Hesabu of the year bkismat wrote:Dear Bob Collymore,
Safaricom Tetemesha are giving 500M. We are only 42M. It will be best if you give 1M to every citizen and you remain with the 458 M. Safaricom will then b the companyof the century in the world and of
course we shall continue to being
faithful to the network like we
always do.
Warm Regards He accepted and moved on Waititu Form 1D. Last time I checked this, I said what a brilliant thought! But then something kept nagging my mind and a did the calculations sh500M by 42M shitizens, that is 500/42 = sh12 per person!!!! @bkismat what are you saying????  
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/11/2012 Posts: 5,222
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dunkang wrote:EPIC FAILS OF THE YEAR!!!!!! Not in any order.
1. @Mukiri attempted spreading of STUPIDITY. It failed.
2. @Stockmaster 1st quarter 2013 strategy. That was a mega flop from the master.
3. @guru267 homeafrika, eveready, Olympia et al ventures.
4. @McReggea ODM McKelele. FLOP!!!!!!!!!!
5. @SimonKabs PKs campaigns. EMBARASSEMENTS NAYO.
6. @ Maka's legal interpretations. 100% fails.
7. Someone invited guys to a parralel uncensored unregulated forum. FAIL!!!!
8. @guru267 anti-UhuRuto and disrespective signatures. FAIL.
9. @Hisa's 'BOLINGO' charts, FAIL. Actually, the NSE this year has been very unpredictable.
10. @Mukiri's chance of finally getting laid. DISASTEROUS LANDING.
11. @alma's noise, MEGA FAIL! I see in my absence I got a 'fan'. Two dedications? @Admin, will we see another 'time out' and wazua wrote:Dear Members,
This seemingly fun thread is quickly degenerating into a frenzy of insults and name-calling.
We appeal to all participants to maintain sobriety even as you air your views.
Any further exchange of insults will not be tolerated and punitive actions will be taken against those responsible.
The Wazua Spirit.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/20/2007 Posts: 4,432
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There is this story of a man who used to walk around our estate. He was really feared because of always slapping people and telling them "vaa nguo!" So people got into the habit of wearing an extra jacket when they passed outside his house. One day he was asked, why do you go around hitting people. He looked very cross when he answered "the problem with the people of today is that they are always walking around without clothing. It's fashionable to walk around naked. So I'm going to change that" He like Dunkang was very convinced that he was right. The only problem was that HE was the one walking around naked. He was the mad man. That story is a special dedication to the GGooogggglees wearing pan-africanist boot lickers on wazua. Kanu bado ni baba na mama. Happy new year. Jose: If I make it through this thug life, I'll see you one day. The Lord is the only way to stop the hurt.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 9/19/2011 Posts: 1,694
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alma wrote:There is this story of a man who used to walk around our estate. He was really feared because of always slapping people and telling them "vaa nguo!" So people got into the habit of wearing an extra jacket when they passed outside his house. One day he was asked, why do you go around hitting people. He looked very cross when he answered "the problem with the people of today is that they are always walking around without clothing. It's fashionable to walk around naked. So I'm going to change that" He like Dunkang was very convinced that he was right. The only problem was that HE was the one walking around naked. He was the mad man. That story is a special dedication to the GGooogggglees wearing pan-africanist boot lickers on wazua. Kanu bado ni baba na mama. Happy new year. You are always right alma, the saviour of the wazua online community, we should all get rid of our red kanu shirts and colourful ties just to please you.
“People will believe a big lie sooner than a little one, and if you repeat it frequently enough, people will sooner or later believe it.” ― Walter C. Langer
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/2/2011 Posts: 4,818 Location: -1.2107, 36.8831
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Kratos wrote:alma wrote:There is this story of a man who used to walk around our estate. He was really feared because of always slapping people and telling them "vaa nguo!" So people got into the habit of wearing an extra jacket when they passed outside his house. One day he was asked, why do you go around hitting people. He looked very cross when he answered "the problem with the people of today is that they are always walking around without clothing. It's fashionable to walk around naked. So I'm going to change that" He like Dunkang was very convinced that he was right. The only problem was that HE was the one walking around naked. He was the mad man. That story is a special dedication to the GGooogggglees wearing pan-africanist boot lickers on wazua. Kanu bado ni baba na mama. Happy new year. You are always right alma, the saviour of the wazua online community, we should all get rid of our red kanu shirts and colourful ties just to please you. @Kratos, there are people you don't bother reading their posts, let alone answering. Kindly spare your energy for more useful things. Receive with simplicity everything that happens to you.” ― Rashi
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2007 Posts: 8,776 Location: Cameroon
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dunkang wrote:EPIC FAILS OF THE YEAR!!!!!! Not in any order.
1. @Mukiri attempted spreading of STUPIDITY. It failed.
2. @Stockmaster 1st quarter 2013 strategy. That was a mega flop from the master.
3. @guru267 homeafrika, eveready, Olympia et al ventures.
4. @McReggea ODM McKelele. FLOP!!!!!!!!!!
5. @SimonKabs PKs campaigns. EMBARASSEMENTS NAYO.
6. @ Maka's legal interpretations. 100% fails.
7. Someone invited guys to a parralel uncensored unregulated forum. FAIL!!!!
8. @guru267 anti-UhuRuto and disrespective signatures. FAIL.
9. @Hisa's 'BOLINGO' charts, FAIL. Actually, the NSE this year has been very unpredictable.
10. @Mukiri's chance of finally getting laid. DISASTEROUS LANDING.
11. @alma's noise, MEGA FAIL! LOL! My PK won some good bonga points..... good for future use. Kwanza wewe si ulikuwa wa madvd? TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2007 Posts: 8,776 Location: Cameroon
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murchr wrote:dunkang wrote:GRUDGES OF THE YEAR AWARD!!!!!
Top ten in descending order
1. @Kysse a.k.a Essyk vs @ Mukiri
2. @Magigi vs @Simonkabs
3. @Alma vs Common Sense
4. @Njung'e vs @McReggea
5. @Kiash vs Kenya and Kenyans
6. @Guru267 vs @Obiero
7. @Drunkard a.k.a rollout vs @Jason Hill Season 3
8. @Admin vs Jubilee Fans a.k.a Anti-RAO
9. @Impunity vs Any woman who says NO
10. @dunkang vs Liars and stupid comments.
11. @Qw vs Lady admin 12. Impunity vs Toothcomb TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/20/2007 Posts: 4,432
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dunkang wrote:Kratos wrote:alma wrote:There is this story of a man who used to walk around our estate. He was really feared because of always slapping people and telling them "vaa nguo!" So people got into the habit of wearing an extra jacket when they passed outside his house. One day he was asked, why do you go around hitting people. He looked very cross when he answered "the problem with the people of today is that they are always walking around without clothing. It's fashionable to walk around naked. So I'm going to change that" He like Dunkang was very convinced that he was right. The only problem was that HE was the one walking around naked. He was the mad man. That story is a special dedication to the GGooogggglees wearing pan-africanist boot lickers on wazua. Kanu bado ni baba na mama. Happy new year. You are always right alma, the saviour of the wazua online community, we should all get rid of our red kanu shirts and colourful ties just to please you. @Kratos, there are people you don't bother reading their posts, let alone answering. Kindly spare your energy for more useful things. I was very specific about the people I was talking about even including the words boot lickers. I'm glad to see that you are finally accepting your role with jubilation. It's always the first steps of accepting who we are that are hardest when dealing with alchoholism. In your case we can interchange the words with Gogglelismmmmms. Luckily for all of us, it seems we can skip the boot licking, pan-africanist sessions and head on straight to dealing with your addiction. My goodness, do these guys even read what they write ama nikupayuka tu. They make my life so easy on this forum. Jose: If I make it through this thug life, I'll see you one day. The Lord is the only way to stop the hurt.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi
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So fellows wanna setlle scores even when called upon the analyze the wazua year......this place is getting more and more tired!!!! ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/1/2010 Posts: 3,024 Location: Hapa
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McReggae wrote:So fellows wanna setlle scores even when called upon the analyze the wazua year......this place is getting more and more tired!!!! you can say that again....reminds of me closing day when we were in primo - settling scores hapo kwa gate na kwa fence. chida ni za hapa haziishi - na ati watu waligraduate  Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali🐝
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Rank: Member Joined: 11/19/2009 Posts: 3,142
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McReggae wrote:So fellows wanna setlle scores even when called upon the analyze the wazua year......this place is getting more and more tired!!!! Mr. What are you saying? Why are you mourning here about lack of analysis yet when you find certain citizens criticaly analysing and minding their own business you lynch them. And then you complain ati 'this place is getting more and more tired'. What type of discussion do you want? Since it appears even other unrelated citizens cannot supply this discussion you want si you now see you are the one with a problem?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/8/2013 Posts: 4,068 Location: At Large.
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@Am nini makofi kwa jina yangu? I receive my award with pride and walk tall. Have a Merry Xmas. Love is beautiful and so are those who share it.With Love, Marriage is an amazing event in ones life time, the foundation of joy, happiness and success.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2007 Posts: 8,776 Location: Cameroon
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Naona nimeokota vikombe ka tatu hivi. Not bad, kikombe ni kikombe TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
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