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Wazua End-Of-Year Awards- 2013
Kratos
#71 Posted : Monday, December 23, 2013 10:11:26 PM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 9/19/2011
Posts: 1,694
alma wrote:
There is this story of a man who used to walk around our estate. He was really feared because of always slapping people and telling them

"vaa nguo!"

So people got into the habit of wearing an extra jacket when they passed outside his house.

One day he was asked, why do you go around hitting people. He looked very cross when he answered

"the problem with the people of today is that they are always walking around without clothing. It's fashionable to walk around naked. So I'm going to change that"

He like Dunkang was very convinced that he was right.

The only problem was that HE was the one walking around naked. He was the mad man.

That story is a special dedication to the GGooogggglees wearing pan-africanist boot lickers on wazua. Kanu bado ni baba na mama. Happy new year.Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


You are always right alma, the saviour of the wazua online community, we should all get rid of our red kanu shirts and colourful ties just to please you.

“People will believe a big lie sooner than a little one, and if you repeat it frequently enough, people will sooner or later believe it.” ― Walter C. Langer
dunkang
#72 Posted : Monday, December 23, 2013 10:16:57 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 6/2/2011
Posts: 4,824
Location: -1.2107, 36.8831
Kratos wrote:
alma wrote:
There is this story of a man who used to walk around our estate. He was really feared because of always slapping people and telling them

"vaa nguo!"

So people got into the habit of wearing an extra jacket when they passed outside his house.

One day he was asked, why do you go around hitting people. He looked very cross when he answered

"the problem with the people of today is that they are always walking around without clothing. It's fashionable to walk around naked. So I'm going to change that"

He like Dunkang was very convinced that he was right.

The only problem was that HE was the one walking around naked. He was the mad man.

That story is a special dedication to the GGooogggglees wearing pan-africanist boot lickers on wazua. Kanu bado ni baba na mama. Happy new year.Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


You are always right alma, the saviour of the wazua online community, we should all get rid of our red kanu shirts and colourful ties just to please you.

@Kratos, there are people you don't bother reading their posts, let alone answering. Kindly spare your energy for more useful things.
Receive with simplicity everything that happens to you.” ― Rashi

simonkabz
#73 Posted : Monday, December 23, 2013 10:50:29 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2007
Posts: 8,776
Location: Cameroon
dunkang wrote:
EPIC FAILS OF THE YEAR!!!!!! Not in any order.
1. @Mukiri attempted spreading of STUPIDITY. It failed.
2. @Stockmaster 1st quarter 2013 strategy. That was a mega flop from the master.
3. @guru267 homeafrika, eveready, Olympia et al ventures.
4. @McReggea ODM McKelele. FLOP!!!!!!!!!!
5. @SimonKabs PKs campaigns. EMBARASSEMENTS NAYO.
6. @ Maka's legal interpretations. 100% fails.
7. Someone invited guys to a parralel uncensored unregulated forum. FAIL!!!!
8. @guru267 anti-UhuRuto and disrespective signatures. FAIL.
9. @Hisa's 'BOLINGO' charts, FAIL. Actually, the NSE this year has been very unpredictable.
10. @Mukiri's chance of finally getting laid. DISASTEROUS LANDING.
11. @alma's noise, MEGA FAIL!


LOL! My PK won some good bonga points..... good for future use.
Kwanza wewe si ulikuwa wa madvd?
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
simonkabz
#74 Posted : Monday, December 23, 2013 10:53:39 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2007
Posts: 8,776
Location: Cameroon
murchr wrote:
dunkang wrote:
GRUDGES OF THE YEAR AWARD!!!!!
Top ten in descending order
1. @Kysse a.k.a Essyk vs @ Mukiri
2. @Magigi vs @Simonkabs
3. @Alma vs Common Sense
4. @Njung'e vs @McReggea
5. @Kiash vs Kenya and Kenyans
6. @Guru267 vs @Obiero
7. @Drunkard a.k.a rollout vs @Jason Hill Season 3
8. @Admin vs Jubilee Fans a.k.a Anti-RAO
9. @Impunity vs Any woman who says NO
10. @dunkang vs Liars and stupid comments.


smile
11. @Qw vs Lady admin


12. Impunity vs Toothcomb
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
alma
#75 Posted : Monday, December 23, 2013 11:37:18 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 7/20/2007
Posts: 4,432
dunkang wrote:
Kratos wrote:
alma wrote:
There is this story of a man who used to walk around our estate. He was really feared because of always slapping people and telling them

"vaa nguo!"

So people got into the habit of wearing an extra jacket when they passed outside his house.

One day he was asked, why do you go around hitting people. He looked very cross when he answered

"the problem with the people of today is that they are always walking around without clothing. It's fashionable to walk around naked. So I'm going to change that"

He like Dunkang was very convinced that he was right.

The only problem was that HE was the one walking around naked. He was the mad man.

That story is a special dedication to the GGooogggglees wearing pan-africanist boot lickers on wazua. Kanu bado ni baba na mama. Happy new year.Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


You are always right alma, the saviour of the wazua online community, we should all get rid of our red kanu shirts and colourful ties just to please you.

@Kratos, there are people you don't bother reading their posts, let alone answering. Kindly spare your energy for more useful things.


I was very specific about the people I was talking about even including the words boot lickers.

I'm glad to see that you are finally accepting your role with jubilation.

It's always the first steps of accepting who we are that are hardest when dealing with alchoholism. In your case we can interchange the words with Gogglelismmmmms.

Luckily for all of us, it seems we can skip the boot licking, pan-africanist sessions and head on straight to dealing with your addiction.

My goodness, do these guys even read what they write ama nikupayuka tu. They make my life so easy on this forum.
Jose: If I make it through this thug life, I'll see you one day. The Lord is the only way to stop the hurt.
McReggae
#76 Posted : Monday, December 23, 2013 11:49:38 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 6/17/2008
Posts: 23,365
Location: Nairobi
So fellows wanna setlle scores even when called upon the analyze the wazua year......this place is getting more and more tired!!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
butterflyke
#77 Posted : Tuesday, December 24, 2013 7:18:26 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 5/1/2010
Posts: 3,024
Location: Hapa
McReggae wrote:
So fellows wanna setlle scores even when called upon the analyze the wazua year......this place is getting more and more tired!!!!


you can say that again....reminds of me closing day when we were in primo - settling scores hapo kwa gate na kwa fence. chida ni za hapa haziishi - na ati watu waligraduate Sad
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali🐝
Muriel
#78 Posted : Tuesday, December 24, 2013 9:45:39 AM
Rank: Member

Joined: 11/19/2009
Posts: 3,142
McReggae wrote:
So fellows wanna setlle scores even when called upon the analyze the wazua year......this place is getting more and more tired!!!!

Mr. What are you saying?

Why are you mourning here about lack of analysis yet when you find certain citizens criticaly analysing and minding their own business you lynch them.

And then you complain ati 'this place is getting more and more tired'. What type of discussion do you want?

Since it appears even other unrelated citizens cannot supply this discussion you want si you now see you are the one with a problem?
Bigchick
#79 Posted : Tuesday, December 24, 2013 10:21:43 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 2/8/2013
Posts: 4,068
Location: At Large.
Am wrote:
KulaRaha wrote:
Sycophants of the year:

1. Mawinder
2. Bigchick
3. Mcreggae

4. Amores




Applause Applause Applause Applause



@Am nini makofi kwa jina yangu?

I receive my award with pride and walk tall.

Have a Merry Xmas.
Love is beautiful and so are those who share it.With Love, Marriage is an amazing event in ones life time, the foundation of joy, happiness and success.
simonkabz
#80 Posted : Tuesday, December 24, 2013 10:40:23 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2007
Posts: 8,776
Location: Cameroon
Naona nimeokota vikombe ka tatu hivi. Not bad, kikombe ni kikombe Sad
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
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