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Adnan
#21 Posted : Wednesday, December 18, 2013 2:46:30 PM
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You know you are winning the EPL title when your title rival happens to be a certain North London Club.
MY NAME IS ADNAN JANUZAJ
bkismat
#22 Posted : Wednesday, December 18, 2013 3:02:34 PM
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Adnan wrote:
You know you are winning the EPL title when your title rival happens to be a certain North London Club.

You are obsessed with Arsenal. You should see Dr Frank Njenga
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt...
-Mark Twain
King G
#23 Posted : Wednesday, December 18, 2013 3:11:18 PM
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bkismat wrote:
Adnan wrote:
You know you are winning the EPL title when your title rival happens to be a certain North London Club.

You are obsessed with Arsenal. You should see Dr Frank Njenga


Or Prof. Asene Wenger
Thieves
kysse
#24 Posted : Wednesday, December 18, 2013 3:23:40 PM
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oh lord football.Sad
#off to look for Butter#smile
Impunity
#25 Posted : Wednesday, December 18, 2013 3:32:19 PM
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kysse wrote:
oh lord football.Sad
#off to look for Butter#smile


Guys have derailed your thread with mabo sports!
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Adnan
#26 Posted : Wednesday, December 18, 2013 3:38:52 PM
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kysse wrote:
oh lord football.Sad
#off to look for Butter#smile


@essyk... Need not worry. Some of us eat, drink and sleep football.
MY NAME IS ADNAN JANUZAJ
jguru
#27 Posted : Wednesday, December 18, 2013 3:40:58 PM
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kysse wrote:
oh lord football.Sad
#off to look for Butter#smile


smile

You hate football that much?!

Oh No!
Set out to correct the world's wrongs and you will most certainly wind up adding to them.
kysse
#28 Posted : Wednesday, December 18, 2013 3:56:41 PM
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jguru wrote:
kysse wrote:
oh lord football.Sad
#off to look for Butter#smile


smile
You hate football that much?!

Oh No!

I 'd rather watch 2 girls,one cup than football.
Most boring game in the world.
Buster
#29 Posted : Wednesday, December 18, 2013 4:30:00 PM
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kysse wrote:
jguru wrote:
kysse wrote:
oh lord football.Sad
#off to look for Butter#smile


smile
You hate football that much?!

Oh No!

I 'd rather watch 2 girls,one cup than football.
Most boring game in the world.

Ni kubaya huku! Yuck.Sickamp; Sickamp;
symbols
#30 Posted : Wednesday, December 18, 2013 10:37:30 PM
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A market researcher said ‘can I ask you 10 questions’, I said ‘go on’, she said ‘question number one, have you ever had a blackout?’ I said ‘no’, she went...and finally, question number 10'
butterflyke
#31 Posted : Wednesday, December 18, 2013 11:51:43 PM
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kysse wrote:
oh lord football.Sad
#off to look for Butter#smile


hehehe..i had not seen how derailed this thread got - blame it on marex, i observed him misposting all morning. aim yake ilikuwa off kidogo leoLaughing out loudly

to get things back on track:

"Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice."
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali🐝
Chief Guest
#32 Posted : Thursday, December 19, 2013 12:05:42 AM
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Pedes wrote:
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.


Laughing out loudly

Nice one!!
Illmatic
Mastermind
#33 Posted : Wednesday, January 08, 2014 9:33:49 PM
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Kenya has 42 tribes. The 4 is silent.
If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them.
Mastermind
#34 Posted : Wednesday, January 08, 2014 9:35:10 PM
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Don't tell me what they said about
me, tell me why they're comfortable
telling you.
If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them.
Swenani
#35 Posted : Thursday, January 09, 2014 9:17:19 AM
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Posts: 13,237
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If you were single at the beggining of 2013 and still single at the begging of 2014...Lesson learnt;You are ugly
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
washiku
#36 Posted : Thursday, January 09, 2014 9:22:42 AM
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Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
Swenani wrote:
If you were single at the beggining of 2013 and still single at the begging of 2014...Lesson learnt;You are ugly


Gosh! That is a mean one.smile
Intelligentsia
#37 Posted : Thursday, January 09, 2014 10:52:46 AM
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I can't discuss it and I can't tell you why I can't discuss it because then I will be discussing it already.

Intelligentsia
#38 Posted : Thursday, January 09, 2014 10:53:58 AM
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There will be 'landing' in this house tonight - with or without you.
Wife to hubby landing infrequently.
Wainadi
#39 Posted : Thursday, January 09, 2014 1:35:19 PM
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"You don't look that intelligent",Sylvester Stallone said, "neither do you" Arnold Schwarzenegger replied. In the movie Escape plan 2013.
Its all good.
symbols
#40 Posted : Thursday, January 09, 2014 1:45:13 PM
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Joined: 3/19/2013
Posts: 2,552
Should you find yourself the victim of other people's bitterness, ignorance, smallness or insecurities; Remember, things could be worse. You could be them!
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