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This harrowing experience happens to a friend yesterday!!!!!
washiku
#71 Posted : Wednesday, December 18, 2013 12:38:00 PM
Rank: Chief

Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
McReggae wrote:
washiku wrote:
McReggae wrote:
mozenrat wrote:
This is so weird... I withdrew 100K from stanchart this morning and I couldn't believe the length of the delay that the teller tried to introduce into the process... eti check the counter as it counts, sir?.. would you like me to run it again?.. this signature to open the cheque is not quite right, do you mind signing it again sir?... I don't know why I just got suspicious, I literally ran to the other bank where I was to deposit the amount!!


Happened to me jana, I widhdrew 253K cash from Co-op Bank T-Mall jana, the guy took so long and I wondered why, he could not believe when I deposited 250K to another account in the same bank....I simply didn't want the two accounts to be associated!!!!!


Aaaaiii..when you want to deposit in a different account in Co-op do you really wait for the cashier to count the cash? Si u just fill a deposit slip, and specify your "source" account and give your ID just for the cashier to do the transfers, without necessarily touching the cash itself. Or am I missing something?


I was playing his game and let him count the cash, nikmwambia hebu nipe tu 3K, hiyo ingine weka kwa hii account!!!!


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marko
#72 Posted : Wednesday, December 18, 2013 12:44:19 PM
Rank: Member

Joined: 1/7/2007
Posts: 838
Let me share someting. There are times when you have to deal in cash especially forex.

So always have a plan of the bank you will do your withdrawal from. Do not go the same branch every time. That way you stagger those people who can pinpoint your routine.

Do not panic coz you are carrying a large amount of money. Do not be in a hurry to leave the hall. When you get to the door pause a minute and look around. Talk to the watchie at the door for a second..comment on how the weather is hot or cold today all this time looking around. Usually if there is someone waiting for you they will start movement. Just go back into the hall.

If it looks ok walk against the traffic. This is very important. If someone is waiting for you they will probably be downwind coz our tendency is to walk along traffic. Walking against traffic makes it hard to intercept you.

If there is an arcade go in, here you can do two things: move rapidly to the next exit and cross the road and disappear into the crowd or go in and stand there looking at the display windows. This confuses the buggers following you coz they are not sure which end you will come out from or whether you went into a shop. And you will also notice if someone is following you. They will not try anything in an arcade believe me.

If you can always walk against traffic.

It looks hard but with practise it becomes second nature and it shouldn't take you more than 10 minutes to lose anyone who may be following you.

Unless you are being driven do not park your car outside the bank or in underground parking.

The whole idea is to make your movement as unpredictable as possible.Do not ask me how I know this. I may have to end you after I tell you. Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
WHO DARES WINS
Jaina
#73 Posted : Wednesday, December 18, 2013 1:17:08 PM
Rank: Member

Joined: 5/13/2008
Posts: 558
And now Parking fee increases by 114%.

Nairobery Donge?

http://www.nation.co.ke/...2/-/q9iv8c/-/index.html


Euge
#74 Posted : Wednesday, December 18, 2013 1:28:47 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 8/4/2008
Posts: 2,849
Location: Rupi
Impunity wrote:
McReggae wrote:
mozenrat wrote:
This is so weird... I withdrew 100K from stanchart this morning and I couldn't believe the length of the delay that the teller tried to introduce into the process... eti check the counter as it counts, sir?.. would you like me to run it again?.. this signature to open the cheque is not quite right, do you mind signing it again sir?... I don't know why I just got suspicious, I literally ran to the other bank where I was to deposit the amount!!


Happened to me jana, I widhdrew 253K cash from Co-op Bank T-Mall jana, the guy took so long and I wondered why, he could not believe when I deposited 250K to another account in the same bank....I simply didn't want the two accounts to be associated!!!!!


Of late you are chummed my friend!
smile smile


He was paying me back my deni. smile
Lord, thank you!
nakujua
#75 Posted : Wednesday, December 18, 2013 1:38:53 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 12/17/2009
Posts: 3,583
Location: Kenya
McReggae wrote:
washiku wrote:
McReggae wrote:
mozenrat wrote:
This is so weird... I withdrew 100K from stanchart this morning and I couldn't believe the length of the delay that the teller tried to introduce into the process... eti check the counter as it counts, sir?.. would you like me to run it again?.. this signature to open the cheque is not quite right, do you mind signing it again sir?... I don't know why I just got suspicious, I literally ran to the other bank where I was to deposit the amount!!


Happened to me jana, I widhdrew 253K cash from Co-op Bank T-Mall jana, the guy took so long and I wondered why, he could not believe when I deposited 250K to another account in the same bank....I simply didn't want the two accounts to be associated!!!!!


Aaaaiii..when you want to deposit in a different account in Co-op do you really wait for the cashier to count the cash? Si u just fill a deposit slip, and specify your "source" account and give your ID just for the cashier to do the transfers, without necessarily touching the cash itself. Or am I missing something?


I was playing his game and let him count the cash, nikmwambia hebu nipe tu 3K, hiyo ingine weka kwa hii account!!!!

smile, at least the cashier didn't have to count the cash again before depositing in the other account.
McReggae
#76 Posted : Wednesday, December 18, 2013 1:46:14 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 6/17/2008
Posts: 23,365
Location: Nairobi
Euge wrote:
Impunity wrote:
McReggae wrote:
mozenrat wrote:
This is so weird... I withdrew 100K from stanchart this morning and I couldn't believe the length of the delay that the teller tried to introduce into the process... eti check the counter as it counts, sir?.. would you like me to run it again?.. this signature to open the cheque is not quite right, do you mind signing it again sir?... I don't know why I just got suspicious, I literally ran to the other bank where I was to deposit the amount!!


Happened to me jana, I widhdrew 253K cash from Co-op Bank T-Mall jana, the guy took so long and I wondered why, he could not believe when I deposited 250K to another account in the same bank....I simply didn't want the two accounts to be associated!!!!!


Of late you are chummed my friend!
smile smile


He was paying me back my deni. smile


smile @Impunity kwani hujagundua the way out?????
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
jaggernaut
#77 Posted : Wednesday, December 18, 2013 1:50:33 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 10/9/2008
Posts: 5,389
washiku wrote:
McReggae wrote:
washiku wrote:
McReggae wrote:
mozenrat wrote:
This is so weird... I withdrew 100K from stanchart this morning and I couldn't believe the length of the delay that the teller tried to introduce into the process... eti check the counter as it counts, sir?.. would you like me to run it again?.. this signature to open the cheque is not quite right, do you mind signing it again sir?... I don't know why I just got suspicious, I literally ran to the other bank where I was to deposit the amount!!


Happened to me jana, I widhdrew 253K cash from Co-op Bank T-Mall jana, the guy took so long and I wondered why, he could not believe when I deposited 250K to another account in the same bank....I simply didn't want the two accounts to be associated!!!!!


Aaaaiii..when you want to deposit in a different account in Co-op do you really wait for the cashier to count the cash? Si u just fill a deposit slip, and specify your "source" account and give your ID just for the cashier to do the transfers, without necessarily touching the cash itself. Or am I missing something?


I was playing his game and let him count the cash, nikmwambia hebu nipe tu 3K, hiyo ingine weka kwa hii account!!!!


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Ningekuwa yeye ningekugonga nazo kwa uso. Lol.Applause Applause Applause

There is something fishy about that story....
Impunity
#78 Posted : Wednesday, December 18, 2013 2:12:30 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
McReggae wrote:
Euge wrote:
Impunity wrote:
McReggae wrote:
mozenrat wrote:
This is so weird... I withdrew 100K from stanchart this morning and I couldn't believe the length of the delay that the teller tried to introduce into the process... eti check the counter as it counts, sir?.. would you like me to run it again?.. this signature to open the cheque is not quite right, do you mind signing it again sir?... I don't know why I just got suspicious, I literally ran to the other bank where I was to deposit the amount!!


Happened to me jana, I widhdrew 253K cash from Co-op Bank T-Mall jana, the guy took so long and I wondered why, he could not believe when I deposited 250K to another account in the same bank....I simply didn't want the two accounts to be associated!!!!!


Of late you are chummed my friend!
smile smile


He was paying me back my deni. smile


smile @Impunity kwani hujagundua the way out?????


I decided not to be a thief.

Sad Sad Sad
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Impunity
#79 Posted : Wednesday, December 18, 2013 2:15:31 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
McReggae wrote:
washiku wrote:
McReggae wrote:
mozenrat wrote:
This is so weird... I withdrew 100K from stanchart this morning and I couldn't believe the length of the delay that the teller tried to introduce into the process... eti check the counter as it counts, sir?.. would you like me to run it again?.. this signature to open the cheque is not quite right, do you mind signing it again sir?... I don't know why I just got suspicious, I literally ran to the other bank where I was to deposit the amount!!


Happened to me jana, I widhdrew 253K cash from Co-op Bank T-Mall jana, the guy took so long and I wondered why, he could not believe when I deposited 250K to another account in the same bank....I simply didn't want the two accounts to be associated!!!!!


Aaaaiii..when you want to deposit in a different account in Co-op do you really wait for the cashier to count the cash? Si u just fill a deposit slip, and specify your "source" account and give your ID just for the cashier to do the transfers, without necessarily touching the cash itself. Or am I missing something?


I was playing his game and let him count the cash, nikmwambia hebu nipe tu 3K, hiyo ingine weka kwa hii account!!!!


@Washiku I hadnt seen that...hapa umeshika mtu na mayai yake ya left...no matter how hard he is gonmna try to explain the damage is done...even that 253K is a HOAX.

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Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

McReggae
#80 Posted : Wednesday, December 18, 2013 2:30:11 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 6/17/2008
Posts: 23,365
Location: Nairobi
jaggernaut wrote:
washiku wrote:
McReggae wrote:
washiku wrote:
McReggae wrote:
mozenrat wrote:
This is so weird... I withdrew 100K from stanchart this morning and I couldn't believe the length of the delay that the teller tried to introduce into the process... eti check the counter as it counts, sir?.. would you like me to run it again?.. this signature to open the cheque is not quite right, do you mind signing it again sir?... I don't know why I just got suspicious, I literally ran to the other bank where I was to deposit the amount!!


Happened to me jana, I widhdrew 253K cash from Co-op Bank T-Mall jana, the guy took so long and I wondered why, he could not believe when I deposited 250K to another account in the same bank....I simply didn't want the two accounts to be associated!!!!!


Aaaaiii..when you want to deposit in a different account in Co-op do you really wait for the cashier to count the cash? Si u just fill a deposit slip, and specify your "source" account and give your ID just for the cashier to do the transfers, without necessarily touching the cash itself. Or am I missing something?


I was playing his game and let him count the cash, nikmwambia hebu nipe tu 3K, hiyo ingine weka kwa hii account!!!!


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Ningekuwa yeye ningekugonga nazo kwa uso. Lol.Applause Applause Applause

There is something fishy about that story....


.....and that is?
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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