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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/17/2013 Posts: 4,693 Location: Earth
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Got this one from the movie Juwanna Mann 'Hold up lil girl,let me tell you something,you know what,you are one tall glass of water and I am telling you straight up 'I am thirsty!!'.  Ok share yours,not too obscene admin asifunge. Disclaimer: do not try them on your gf/bf/hubby/wife/ex/enemy.You could end up with a black eye.
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Rank: Member Joined: 10/4/2007 Posts: 656
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If all u do in a relationship is cry, u need to ask yaself if u r dating a human being or an onion The way I am
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/1/2010 Posts: 3,024 Location: Hapa
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I am tired of the fast lane. I want you to have my last name. Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali🐝
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Rank: Member Joined: 10/4/2007 Posts: 656
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Whoever said men cannot multitask should one day find me sleeping, snoring and dreaming at the same time The way I am
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada
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Sleeping on the bed on a Sunday morning and crying OMG and am coming doesnt constitute going to church, stand up and go to the mass! Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: New-farer Joined: 8/26/2013 Posts: 29
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My friends call me brian but you can call me tonight.
Life's for the living
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/1/2010 Posts: 3,024 Location: Hapa
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If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple 'Thank you' will suffice. None of this 'how did you get into my house?' business. Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali🐝
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada
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butterflyke wrote:If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple 'Thank you' will suffice. None of this 'how did you get into my house?' business. This is not crazy at least according to what @kysse expects, please delete.  Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/20/2012 Posts: 3,855 Location: Othumo
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Impunity wrote:butterflyke wrote:If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple 'Thank you' will suffice. None of this 'how did you get into my house?' business. This is not crazy at least according to what @kysse expects, please delete. Thieves
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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/17/2013 Posts: 4,693 Location: Earth
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impunity wacha finyo Butter tuendelee  it's funny.. I love procrastination, it makes my schedule tight. "Darling, come home early, we are going to have my mother for dinner." "Good" replied the husband, "make sure she's well done." What did the five fingers say to the face? Slap
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/1/2010 Posts: 3,024 Location: Hapa
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@kysse, in wazua we've learnt to sieve out finyo  Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali🐝
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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/17/2013 Posts: 4,693 Location: Earth
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 I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm. I went out with a guy who once told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself more fun to be around, and I told him, I’m drinking so that you’re more fun to be around.
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Rank: Member Joined: 12/2/2013 Posts: 387
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butterflyke wrote:I am tired of the fast lane. I want you to have my last name. Common ft mary j blige - come close A classic. Illmatic
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Rank: Member Joined: 12/2/2013 Posts: 387
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When he sat down and thought about it, he knew she was the one and her best friend was the two and her sister was the three. Illmatic
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada
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butterflyke wrote:@kysse, in wazua we've learnt to sieve out finyo Compare this post of yours and what @kysse has just posted on post no. 12...common galz, womanup plaz. Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/17/2013 Posts: 4,693 Location: Earth
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chill.
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Rank: Member Joined: 9/30/2013 Posts: 659
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The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list. If you stay ready, no need to get ready.
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Rank: Member Joined: 10/4/2007 Posts: 656
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"Moyes should have bought Wanyama instead of Fellaini and use the balance to buy specs to enable him see that Tom Cleverly is only good while playing hide and seek" The way I am
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada
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marex wrote:"Moyes should have bought Wanyama instead of Fellaini and use the balance to buy specs to enable him see that Tom Cleverly is only good while playing hide and seek" You are lost, in fact biblical prodigal son is more intelligent than you! Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Member Joined: 6/28/2010 Posts: 293 Location: Gigiri
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Impunity wrote:marex wrote:"Moyes should have bought Wanyama instead of Fellaini and use the balance to buy specs to enable him see that Tom Cleverly is only good while playing hide and seek" You are lost, in fact biblical prodigal son is more intelligent than you! lol... but on a second thought, its true..cleverly is overated and Moyes and Fellaini just came to help Everton to beat United at home. Thats is their achievement so far Sina Signature. NKT
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