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Pedes
#21 Posted : Tuesday, December 17, 2013 1:15:27 PM
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mawinder wrote:
Impunity wrote:
mawinder wrote:
Impunity wrote:
mawinder wrote:
After some friendship with a lady,my colleague and the lady decided to get married.In line with the lady's culture,the colleague told elders from his side who went to the girl's home with two rams for dowry negotiations.After the negotiations,they settled on the dowry which came to 50 goats,5 sheep,honey,a blanket,a water tank and 560k.He eventually paid it in full.A goat was even killed and the colleague given some limbs.
After the whole ceremony it later emerged those were not the lady's relatives but she just hired them for the negotiations and took back the money from them and her relatives are not even aware.The colleague still loves the lady but is not sure of the implications.What are the implications of such a move?


One thing am sure of is the region from which the lady hails from, dont tell me that please;these people!
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About the guy still loving the fake waiganjo lady its only a dumb fool who can do that.

Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you

The problem is the lady is beautiful,but she even went ahead and hired a home and made it look like their home complete with parents.


Mama Lucy was the most beatiful Kenyan in 60s; Graca Machel_Madiba was the most cute lady south of Limpopo...Look at them now.

Tell the guy to look a head like Moi if its the facial beauty he is focusing on.

Kwnai beauty ni nini?

Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you

Thanks for the advice.Will advise him to eat the fish as he looks for another and after he gets another,panadol can be planted on the fish to ensure it is locked up in Langata or even taken to Makueni.


Tell him he should only be a gentleman until the woman stops being a lady. Which she already did. Then proceed to do the following.
When he talks about the con woman, SLAP him, if you haven't, do so, as a warm up. And tell him every time he talks about her. SLAP. If you suspect that he is thinking about her, SLAP. If you see them together. SHOUT MWIZI while pointing at him.If he keeps on with her, switch sides.
If you stay ready, no need to get ready.
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marex
#22 Posted : Tuesday, December 17, 2013 3:40:34 PM
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50 goats? x 8,0000? 400k?
The way I am
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mawinder
#23 Posted : Tuesday, December 17, 2013 3:53:18 PM
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marex wrote:
50 goats? x 8,0000? 400k?

The goats are counted in tens thus when they asked for 7 goats,they were forced to negotiate and come down to 5 goats,but as observed they took advantage of him as the lady had told them the man had got a windfall somewhere.
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Lolest!
#24 Posted : Tuesday, December 17, 2013 7:57:43 PM
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most likely a fake story to feed stereotype
Laughing out loudly smile Applause d'oh! Sad Drool Liar Shame on you Pray
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