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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/21/2008 Posts: 2,490
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willin2learn wrote:mawinder wrote:After some friendship with a lady,my colleague and the lady decided to get married.In line with the lady's culture,the colleague told elders from his side who went to the girl's home with two rams for dowry negotiations.After the negotiations,they settled on the dowry which came to 50 goats,5 sheep,honey,a blanket,a water tank and 560k.He eventually paid it in full.A goat was even killed and the colleague given some limbs.
After the whole ceremony it later emerged those were not the lady's relatives but she just hired them for the negotiations and took back the money from them and her relatives are not even aware.The colleague still loves the lady but is not sure of the implications.What are the implications of such a move? Pole Bro... Your Gachie boys should be able to deal with those crooked wazees..  The man who marries a beautiful woman, and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/2/2009 Posts: 2,458 Location: Nairobi
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this is a dialogue best left to Mawinder and Impunity... i am all eyes.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 4/30/2008 Posts: 6,029
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Impunity wrote:mawinder wrote:The problem is the lady is beautiful,but she even went ahead and hired a home and made it look like their home complete with parents. Mama Lucy was the most beatiful Kenyan in 60s; Graca Machel_Madiba was the most cute lady south of Limpopo...Look at them now. Tell the guy to look a head like Moi if its the facial beauty he is focusing on. Kwnai beauty ni nini?  Thanks for the advice.Will advise him to eat the fish as he looks for another and after he gets another,panadol can be planted on the fish to ensure it is locked up in Langata or even taken to Makueni.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,334 Location: Masada
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mawinder wrote:Impunity wrote:mawinder wrote:The problem is the lady is beautiful,but she even went ahead and hired a home and made it look like their home complete with parents. Mama Lucy was the most beatiful Kenyan in 60s; Graca Machel_Madiba was the most cute lady south of Limpopo...Look at them now. Tell the guy to look a head like Moi if its the facial beauty he is focusing on. Kwnai beauty ni nini? Thanks for the advice.Will advise him to eat the fish as he looks for another and after he gets another,panadol can be planted on the fish to ensure it is locked up in Langata or even taken to Makueni. You thinking straight now, eat the fish but with some stainless steel fork; then travel to Uruguay to buy some panadol extra and plan to plant them in her ninio and call police. If you live by the lake you must be prepared to be eaten!(Just to paraphrase the late @Michuki) Panadol planted in ninio will take her to Langata briefly then to Makueni eventually! Ni hayo tu. Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 4/30/2008 Posts: 6,029
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Impunity wrote:mawinder wrote:Impunity wrote:mawinder wrote:The problem is the lady is beautiful,but she even went ahead and hired a home and made it look like their home complete with parents. Mama Lucy was the most beatiful Kenyan in 60s; Graca Machel_Madiba was the most cute lady south of Limpopo...Look at them now. Tell the guy to look a head like Moi if its the facial beauty he is focusing on. Kwnai beauty ni nini? Thanks for the advice.Will advise him to eat the fish as he looks for another and after he gets another,panadol can be planted on the fish to ensure it is locked up in Langata or even taken to Makueni. You thinking straight now, eat the fish but with some stainless steel fork; then travel to Uruguay to buy some panadol extra and plan to plant them in her ninio and call police. If you live by the lake you must be prepared to be eaten!(Just to paraphrase the late @Michuki) Panadol planted in ninio will take her to Langata briefly then to Makueni eventually! Ni hayo tu. That is now sound advice but a word of caution,avoid brown ladies who come from a county near Nairobi.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/20/2012 Posts: 3,855 Location: Othumo
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mawinder wrote:Impunity wrote:mawinder wrote:Impunity wrote:mawinder wrote:The problem is the lady is beautiful,but she even went ahead and hired a home and made it look like their home complete with parents. Mama Lucy was the most beatiful Kenyan in 60s; Graca Machel_Madiba was the most cute lady south of Limpopo...Look at them now. Tell the guy to look a head like Moi if its the facial beauty he is focusing on. Kwnai beauty ni nini? Thanks for the advice.Will advise him to eat the fish as he looks for another and after he gets another,panadol can be planted on the fish to ensure it is locked up in Langata or even taken to Makueni. You thinking straight now, eat the fish but with some stainless steel fork; then travel to Uruguay to buy some panadol extra and plan to plant them in her ninio and call police. If you live by the lake you must be prepared to be eaten!(Just to paraphrase the late @Michuki) Panadol planted in ninio will take her to Langata briefly then to Makueni eventually! Ni hayo tu. That is now sound advice but a word of caution,avoid brown ladies who come from a county near Nairobi. Mayakos? Thieves
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,334 Location: Masada
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King G wrote:mawinder wrote:Impunity wrote:mawinder wrote:Impunity wrote:mawinder wrote:The problem is the lady is beautiful,but she even went ahead and hired a home and made it look like their home complete with parents. Mama Lucy was the most beatiful Kenyan in 60s; Graca Machel_Madiba was the most cute lady south of Limpopo...Look at them now. Tell the guy to look a head like Moi if its the facial beauty he is focusing on. Kwnai beauty ni nini? Thanks for the advice.Will advise him to eat the fish as he looks for another and after he gets another,panadol can be planted on the fish to ensure it is locked up in Langata or even taken to Makueni. You thinking straight now, eat the fish but with some stainless steel fork; then travel to Uruguay to buy some panadol extra and plan to plant them in her ninio and call police. If you live by the lake you must be prepared to be eaten!(Just to paraphrase the late @Michuki) Panadol planted in ninio will take her to Langata briefly then to Makueni eventually! Ni hayo tu. That is now sound advice but a word of caution,avoid brown ladies who come from a county near Nairobi. Mayakos? Keumbu. Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 11/26/2008 Posts: 2,097
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King G wrote:mawinder wrote:Impunity wrote:mawinder wrote:Impunity wrote:mawinder wrote:The problem is the lady is beautiful,but she even went ahead and hired a home and made it look like their home complete with parents. Mama Lucy was the most beatiful Kenyan in 60s; Graca Machel_Madiba was the most cute lady south of Limpopo...Look at them now. Tell the guy to look a head like Moi if its the facial beauty he is focusing on. Kwnai beauty ni nini? Thanks for the advice.Will advise him to eat the fish as he looks for another and after he gets another,panadol can be planted on the fish to ensure it is locked up in Langata or even taken to Makueni. You thinking straight now, eat the fish but with some stainless steel fork; then travel to Uruguay to buy some panadol extra and plan to plant them in her ninio and call police. If you live by the lake you must be prepared to be eaten!(Just to paraphrase the late @Michuki) Panadol planted in ninio will take her to Langata briefly then to Makueni eventually! Ni hayo tu. That is now sound advice but a word of caution,avoid brown ladies who come from a county near Nairobi. Mayakos? No those from mayakos will not go to that extend. Think of Kiambu. This will even hire a killer to eliminate you once they have taken stock of all your net worth. "Never regret, if its good, its wonderful. If its bad, its experience."
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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masukuma wrote:mawinder wrote:The problem is the lady is beautiful,but she even went ahead and hired a home and made it look like their home complete with parents. kwani huyu jamaa alitokea home kwa msichana 1st time akipeleka mbuzi? the lady never shared childhood photos? akiwa home hakuwahi pewa album? mbona watu huharakisha hizi vitu hivyo? never seen the siblings? That tells you that this is just a lie. Its another fruit of @Mawinder's fertile imaginations. 
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/20/2012 Posts: 3,855 Location: Othumo
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Taking honey as part of dowry is what has thrown me off to Mayakos. ISORITE. How do you even fall in love with these people unless ni kachot ya weekend(Helmet re-enforced). Thieves
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