Isokei

lmao @ butter! that's a new one.

#Kenya@50
Tumite haraya ma...
1. Gukurwo magego na rurigi
2. Gukanio kuruta ikombe na thani cia ageni ndiroo
3. gucokia casseti thutha na biro ya BIC
4. Gucuria success card nyumba
5. Gukuithio muhu na mai primary
6. Kuenjwo na magathi
7. Gwitua wina toro nigetha uheo chapo ya mbere
8. Kuoherwo mbeca na ngashibu ndugate
9. Guthambirio nja sato nigetha sunday no kuharukio nguo cia kanitha
10.Gwikinya na kamuti.
11.Gwithamba maguru, na gukinya karuku .

Lol...Kumbe in plural ni matiba...and my fellow Gikuyus should be told Mandera is not dead, its still a town in Kenya. We are mourning Mandela.

this is good!!

Man Was Sobbing In A Bar.

His Friend Asked: “aye, Why Are You Crying? ”

He Said: “ My Wife Charged Me ksh. 1000/- For
Sex!”

Friend Said: “ You’re Lucky, She Charges
Others Ksh. 2000/- “

An American investment banker was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked.

Inside the small boat were several large yellow fin tuna. The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took to catch them.

The Mexican replied, "Only a little while."

The American then asked, "Why didn't you stay out longer and catch more fish?"

The Mexican said, "With this I have more than enough to support my family's needs."

The American then asked, "But what do you do with the rest of your time?"

The Mexican fisherman said, "I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, take siesta with my wife, Maria, stroll into the village each evening where I sip wine and play guitar with my amigos, I have a full and busy life."

The American scoffed, "I am a Harvard MBA and could help you. You should spend more time fishing; and with the proceeds, buy a bigger boat: With the proceeds from the bigger boat you could buy several boats. Eventually you would have a fleet of fishing boats. Instead of selling your catch to a middleman you would sell directly to the processor; eventually opening your own cannery. You would control the product, processing and distribution. You would need to leave this small coastal fishing village and move to Mexico City, then Los Angeles and eventually New York where you will run your ever-expanding enterprise."

The Mexican fisherman asked, "But, how long will this all take?"

To which the American replied, "15 to 20 years."

"But what then?" asked the Mexican.

The American laughed and said that's the best part. "When the time is right you would announce an IPO and sell your company stock to the public and become very rich, you would make millions."

"Millions?...Then what?"

The American said, "Then you would retire. Move to a small coastal fishing village where you would sleep late, fish a little, play with your kids, take siesta with your wife, stroll to the village in the evenings where you could sip wine and play your guitar with your amigos."

Overheard: Wakamba wanashinda na vest juu ni vestive season.