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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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jguru wrote:iller wrote:Just round them up and take them to KSPCA There's your answer right there. The cats will be caught by an experienced Vet Surgeon and placed in individual kennels (In respect of Animal Rights), taken to their premises, vaccinated, scented shampoo baths twice a day, meals ( fish in jelly) thrice a day, recreational toys, pedicures once a month, feather cushion for naps etc. In short, they will live a life of luxury. Then they will breed the cats with an Asian leopard, a Russian blue or a Sphynx and the kittens will be sold off for 5k each.  That is still cruelty, You can not save other animals by sacrificing the others....Wanyama wote ni sawa(though niko na rafiki anaitwa wanyama na hata hajui football ni nini) If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Member Joined: 3/25/2013 Posts: 552 Location: Asgard
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jguru wrote:iller wrote:Just round them up and take them to KSPCA There's your answer right there. The cats will be caught by an experienced Vet Surgeon and placed in individual kennels (In respect of Animal Rights), taken to their premises, vaccinated, scented shampoo baths twice a day, meals (fish in jelly) thrice a day, recreational toys, pedicures once a month, feather cushion for naps etc. In short, they will live a life of luxury. Then they will breed the cats with an Asian leopard, a Russian blue or a Sphynx and the kittens will be sold off for 5k each. or they will be put down humanely
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 5/17/2007 Posts: 1,345
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 seppuku wrote:Buster wrote:alma wrote:seppuku wrote:Swenani wrote:ecstacy wrote:Simple.
Some wild cats have mingled with some ex-domesticated cats abandoned by some neighbor and now the place is run by freaking cats.
In record time, generation has given birth to generation and it seems this is even attracting some more heated alley cats that cry and $hit wherever they please not to mention hop into the home from whatever available opening. NKT
Nothing seems to get them away.
I am pro-cat life and all but heck it has reached unbearable levels!! How do you kill a cat??
Trap them in a sack and tie it tightly then drive 100Kms away and dump them there without untying the sack I agree with you up to the word tightly. Why waste precious petrol doing that? Get a heavy iron bar or mallet and bring in down on the offender's skull. Works like magic. At least it did when I was a young boy. Only problem it needs you to be a young boy. Kama wewe iko na 12 year old son you can enlist his help. He will likely find the procedure very entertaining. He will end up being a serial killer. Kweli kabisa. This is how serial killers start. Would not want to be seppuku's neighbour. Maybe you are already. Be VERY afraid.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/1/2011 Posts: 8,804 Location: Nairobi
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How can one be kind to a cat? First you must respect intelligence. Cats are intelligent beings, and they share the universe with Man, so why not engage them intelligently? I expect the cats to eat @ecstasy if he works to destroy them. Cats can fight you know! So if 'the serial killer insticts' don't succeed then they should be used for food like the way we do with cows. That way we still keep the cats and take care of them.
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Rank: Member Joined: 11/19/2009 Posts: 3,142
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tycho wrote:How can one be kind to a cat? First you must respect intelligence. Cats are intelligent beings, and they share the universe with Man, so why not engage them intelligently? I expect the cats to eat @ecstasy if he works to destroy them. Cats can fight you know! So if 'the serial killer insticts' don't succeed then they should be used for food like the way we do with cows. That way we still keep the cats and take care of them. What can be eaten and what cannot be eaten? There is a boundary between them. Or not?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 11/26/2008 Posts: 2,097
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Rules on how to deal with stray cats..... Each of the rules was made a day at a time. Quote:
1. Stray cats will not be fed.
2. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food.
3. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food moistened with a little milk.
4. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food moistened with warm milk, yummy treats and leftover fish scraps.
5. Stray cats will not be encouraged to make this house their permanent residence.
6. Stray cats will not be petted, played with or picked up and cuddled unnecessarily.
7. Stray cats that are petted, played with, picked up and cuddled will absolutely not be given a name.
8. Stray cats with or without a name will not be allowed inside the house at any time.
9. Stray cats will not be allowed inside the house except at certain times.
10. Stray cats will not be allowed inside the house except on days ending in "y."
11. Stray cats allowed inside will not be permitted to jump up on or sharpen their claws on the furniture.
12. Stray cats will not be permitted to jump up on, or sharpen claws on the really good furniture.
13. Stray cats may be permitted on furniture but must sharpen claws on new $359.99 sisal-rope cat-scratching post with three perches.
14. Stray cats will answer the call of nature outdoors in the dirt.
15. Stray cats will answer the call of nature in the three-piece, high-impact plastic tray filled with expensive kitty litter.
16. Stray cats will answer the call of nature in the hooded litter pan with a three-panel privacy screen and plenty of head room.
17. Stray cats will sleep outside.
18. Stray cats will sleep in the garage.
19. Stray cats will sleep in the house.
20. Stray cats will sleep in a cardboard box lined with an old blanket.
21. Stray cats will sleep in the special Kitty-Komfort-Bed with non-allergenic lambs wool pillow.
22. Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed.
23. Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed, except at the foot.
24. Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed under the covers.
25. Stray cats will not be allowed to sleep in our bed under the covers except at the foot.
26. Stray cats will not play on the desk.
27. Stray cats will not play on the desk near the computer.
28. Stray cats are forbidden to walk on the computer keyboard on the desk when the human is sdfjjhhkl;ljfd.;oier'puyykmm4hbdm9lo9jmdskdm,.USING IT.
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Rank: Member Joined: 3/14/2012 Posts: 577 Location: Nairobi Kenya
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How about this, catch just one cat and then proceed to make an example of it.If the cats really are intelligent then they will get the lesson Before I die - i will touch the sky!!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/1/2010 Posts: 3,024 Location: Hapa
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seppuku wrote:Buster wrote:alma wrote:seppuku wrote:Swenani wrote:ecstacy wrote:Simple.
Some wild cats have mingled with some ex-domesticated cats abandoned by some neighbor and now the place is run by freaking cats.
In record time, generation has given birth to generation and it seems this is even attracting some more heated alley cats that cry and $hit wherever they please not to mention hop into the home from whatever available opening. NKT
Nothing seems to get them away.
I am pro-cat life and all but heck it has reached unbearable levels!! How do you kill a cat??
Trap them in a sack and tie it tightly then drive 100Kms away and dump them there without untying the sack I agree with you up to the word tightly. Why waste precious petrol doing that? Get a heavy iron bar or mallet and bring in down on the offender's skull. Works like magic. At least it did when I was a young boy. Only problem it needs you to be a young boy. Kama wewe iko na 12 year old son you can enlist his help. He will likely find the procedure very entertaining. He will end up being a serial killer. Kweli kabisa. This is how serial killers start. Would not want to be seppuku's neighbour. Maybe you are already. Be VERY afraid. ai @seppuku...mambo gani haya ya 'malleti'  @tycho na paka kumi  Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali🐝
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/26/2008 Posts: 4,449
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seppuku wrote:Swenani wrote:ecstacy wrote:Simple.
Some wild cats have mingled with some ex-domesticated cats abandoned by some neighbor and now the place is run by freaking cats.
In record time, generation has given birth to generation and it seems this is even attracting some more heated alley cats that cry and $hit wherever they please not to mention hop into the home from whatever available opening. NKT
Nothing seems to get them away.
I am pro-cat life and all but heck it has reached unbearable levels!! How do you kill a cat??
Trap them in a sack and tie it tightly then drive 100Kms away and dump them there without untying the sack I agree with you up to the word tightly. Why waste precious petrol doing that? Get a heavy iron bar or mallet and bring in down on the offender's skull. Works like magic. At least it did when I was a young boy. Only problem it needs you to be a young boy. Kama wewe iko na 12 year old son you can enlist his help. He will likely find the procedure very entertaining. Haha! I have a neighbor who once did that then let the darn thing starve..mallet?! yikes, I'm darn angry with these felines but sijui why I find mallet gory? Oxymoronic eh?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/26/2008 Posts: 4,449
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YoungMulla wrote:How about this, catch just one cat and then proceed to make an example of it.If the cats really are intelligent then they will get the lesson Problem with these cats they hear you move way before you can approach them and are able to make a getaway in good time. But yes, Woe unto the cat nabbed first.
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