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How do you kill a Nairobi cat??
Impunity
#11 Posted : Tuesday, November 26, 2013 9:02:38 AM
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ecstacy wrote:
Simple.

Some wild cats have mingled with some ex-domesticated cats abandoned by some neighbor and now the place is run by freaking cats.

In record time, generation has given birth to generation and it seems this is even attracting some more heated alley cats that cry and $hit wherever they please not to mention hop into the home from whatever available opening. NKT

Nothing seems to get them away.

I am pro-cat life and all but heck it has reached unbearable levels!! How do you kill a cat??


I think the new by-laws by Nairobi county will charge you 30K to do it for you.
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Impunity
#12 Posted : Tuesday, November 26, 2013 9:04:30 AM
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ecstacy wrote:
Simple.

Some wild cats have mingled with some ex-domesticated cats abandoned by some neighbor and now the place is run by freaking cats.

In record time, generation has given birth to generation and it seems this is even attracting some more heated alley cats that cry and $hit wherever they please not to mention hop into the home from whatever available opening. NKT

Nothing seems to get them away.

I am pro-cat life and all but heck it has reached unbearable levels!! How do you kill a cat??


I think the new by-laws by Nairobi county will charge you 30K to do it for you.
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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Impunity
#13 Posted : Tuesday, November 26, 2013 9:06:21 AM
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ecstacy wrote:
Simple.

Some wild cats have mingled with some ex-domesticated cats abandoned by some neighbor and now the place is run by freaking cats.

In record time, generation has given birth to generation and it seems this is even attracting some more heated alley cats that cry and $hit wherever they please not to mention hop into the home from whatever available opening. NKT

Nothing seems to get them away.

I am pro-cat life and all but heck it has reached unbearable levels!! How do you kill a cat??


I think the new by-laws by Nairobi county will charge you 30K to do it for you.
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

ecstacy
#14 Posted : Tuesday, November 26, 2013 9:31:28 AM
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Some ideas here are creative. It's an apartment block so the idea of introducing more animals to contain the felines is tricky so is shooting at them (despite my strong desire to) given the risk that may pose to the children or just people in the neighborhood.

Any available chemical/poison that can work?
tycho
#15 Posted : Tuesday, November 26, 2013 9:33:26 AM
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seppuku wrote:
alma wrote:
seppuku wrote:
Swenani wrote:
ecstacy wrote:
Simple.

Some wild cats have mingled with some ex-domesticated cats abandoned by some neighbor and now the place is run by freaking cats.

In record time, generation has given birth to generation and it seems this is even attracting some more heated alley cats that cry and $hit wherever they please not to mention hop into the home from whatever available opening. NKT

Nothing seems to get them away.

I am pro-cat life and all but heck it has reached unbearable levels!! How do you kill a cat??


Trap them in a sack and tie it tightly then drive 100Kms away and dump them there without untying the sack


I agree with you up to the word tightly. Why waste precious petrol doing that? Get a heavy iron bar or mallet and bring in down on the offender's skull. Works like magic. At least it did when I was a young boy. Only problem it needs you to be a young boy. Kama wewe iko na 12 year old son you can enlist his help. He will likely find the procedure very entertaining.


He will end up being a serial killer.


@alma, I am NOT a serial killer. smile


Would you know if you were one?

@ecstasy, you seem to be at war. Man versus cat; or so it seems. As long as the Man isn't the cat, then 'angst' must rise.

And if the cat is away then rats will rule.

So I suggest you keep the cats under a nyumba kumi initiative. Make the cats an army against rats, train them to serve you in special communal tasks like using their circus skills to operate machines and contraptions whose range is as wide as you can imagine. You could do wonders with such an untapped resource.

But if everything else fails, eat them.



ecstacy
#16 Posted : Tuesday, November 26, 2013 9:35:21 AM
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Impunity wrote:
ecstacy wrote:
Simple.

Some wild cats have mingled with some ex-domesticated cats abandoned by some neighbor and now the place is run by freaking cats.

In record time, generation has given birth to generation and it seems this is even attracting some more heated alley cats that cry and $hit wherever they please not to mention hop into the home from whatever available opening. NKT

Nothing seems to get them away.

I am pro-cat life and all but heck it has reached unbearable levels!! How do you kill a cat??


I think the new by-laws by Nairobi county will charge you 30K to do it for you.


Surely, do they then have a team or someone expert you can call to fix this?
ecstacy
#17 Posted : Tuesday, November 26, 2013 9:46:20 AM
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hindi ni riu wrote:
ecstacy wrote:
Simple.

Some wild cats have mingled with some ex-domesticated cats abandoned by some neighbor and now the place is run by freaking cats.

In record time, generation has given birth to generation and it seems this is even attracting some more heated alley cats that cry and $hit wherever they please not to mention hop into the home from whatever available opening. NKT

Nothing seems to get them away.

I am pro-cat life and all but heck it has reached unbearable levels!! How do you kill a cat??


Try cat a tat.


Rats never were an issue or the presence of one cat. It's the sheer numbers, wild ones even. We do seem to have the Chinese version of the cat family.
Mjasirii
#18 Posted : Tuesday, November 26, 2013 10:04:41 AM
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tycho wrote:
seppuku wrote:
alma wrote:
seppuku wrote:
Swenani wrote:
ecstacy wrote:
Simple.

Some wild cats have mingled with some ex-domesticated cats abandoned by some neighbor and now the place is run by freaking cats.

In record time, generation has given birth to generation and it seems this is even attracting some more heated alley cats that cry and $hit wherever they please not to mention hop into the home from whatever available opening. NKT

Nothing seems to get them away.

I am pro-cat life and all but heck it has reached unbearable levels!! How do you kill a cat??


Trap them in a sack and tie it tightly then drive 100Kms away and dump them there without untying the sack


I agree with you up to the word tightly. Why waste precious petrol doing that? Get a heavy iron bar or mallet and bring in down on the offender's skull. Works like magic. At least it did when I was a young boy. Only problem it needs you to be a young boy. Kama wewe iko na 12 year old son you can enlist his help. He will likely find the procedure very entertaining.


He will end up being a serial killer.


@alma, I am NOT a serial killer. smile


Would you know if you were one?

@ecstasy, you seem to be at war. Man versus cat; or so it seems. As long as the Man isn't the cat, then 'angst' must rise.

And if the cat is away then rats will rule.

So I suggest you keep the cats under a nyumba kumi initiative. Make the cats an army against rats, train them to serve you in special communal tasks like using their circus skills to operate machines and contraptions whose range is as wide as you can imagine. You could do wonders with such an untapped resource.

But if everything else fails, eat them.

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iller
#19 Posted : Tuesday, November 26, 2013 10:14:54 AM
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Just round them up and take them to KSPCA
seppuku
#20 Posted : Tuesday, November 26, 2013 10:22:28 AM
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tycho wrote:
seppuku wrote:
alma wrote:
seppuku wrote:
Swenani wrote:
ecstacy wrote:
Simple.

Some wild cats have mingled with some ex-domesticated cats abandoned by some neighbor and now the place is run by freaking cats.

In record time, generation has given birth to generation and it seems this is even attracting some more heated alley cats that cry and $hit wherever they please not to mention hop into the home from whatever available opening. NKT

Nothing seems to get them away.

I am pro-cat life and all but heck it has reached unbearable levels!! How do you kill a cat??


Trap them in a sack and tie it tightly then drive 100Kms away and dump them there without untying the sack


I agree with you up to the word tightly. Why waste precious petrol doing that? Get a heavy iron bar or mallet and bring in down on the offender's skull. Works like magic. At least it did when I was a young boy. Only problem it needs you to be a young boy. Kama wewe iko na 12 year old son you can enlist his help. He will likely find the procedure very entertaining.


He will end up being a serial killer.


@alma, I am NOT a serial killer. smile


Would you know if you were one?

@ecstasy, you seem to be at war. Man versus cat; or so it seems. As long as the Man isn't the cat, then 'angst' must rise.

And if the cat is away then rats will rule.

So I suggest you keep the cats under a nyumba kumi initiative. Make the cats an army against rats, train them to serve you in special communal tasks like using their circus skills to operate machines and contraptions whose range is as wide as you can imagine. You could do wonders with such an untapped resource.

But if everything else fails, eat them.





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