seppuku wrote:alma wrote:seppuku wrote:Swenani wrote:ecstacy wrote:Simple.
Some wild cats have mingled with some ex-domesticated cats abandoned by some neighbor and now the place is run by freaking cats.
In record time, generation has given birth to generation and it seems this is even attracting some more heated alley cats that cry and $hit wherever they please not to mention hop into the home from whatever available opening. NKT
Nothing seems to get them away.
I am pro-cat life and all but heck it has reached unbearable levels!! How do you kill a cat??
Trap them in a sack and tie it tightly then drive 100Kms away and dump them there without untying the sack
I agree with you up to the word tightly. Why waste precious petrol doing that? Get a heavy iron bar or mallet and bring in down on the offender's skull. Works like magic. At least it did when I was a young boy. Only problem it needs
you to be a young boy. Kama wewe iko na 12 year old son you can enlist his help.
He will likely find the procedure very entertaining. He will end up being a serial killer.
@alma, I am NOT a serial killer.
Would you know if you were one?
@ecstasy, you seem to be at war. Man versus cat; or so it seems. As long as the Man isn't the cat, then 'angst' must rise.
And if the cat is away then rats will rule.
So I suggest you keep the cats under a nyumba kumi initiative. Make the cats an army against rats, train them to serve you in special communal tasks like using their circus skills to operate machines and contraptions whose range is as wide as you can imagine. You could do wonders with such an untapped resource.
But if everything else fails, eat them.