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ecstacy
#1 Posted : Tuesday, November 26, 2013 12:21:15 AM
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Simple.

Some wild cats have mingled with some ex-domesticated cats abandoned by some neighbor and now the place is run by freaking cats.

In record time, generation has given birth to generation and it seems this is even attracting some more heated alley cats that cry and $hit wherever they please not to mention hop into the home from whatever available opening. NKT

Nothing seems to get them away.

I am pro-cat life and all but heck it has reached unbearable levels!! How do you kill a cat??
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Drobos fly
#2 Posted : Tuesday, November 26, 2013 1:14:53 AM
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Very very simple! start bee keeping in your neighbor's place and tie a long rope to rock the bee hives. When the cat legion comes around rock the bees to "sleep" from a distance. The memory associated with your neighbor's place to the survivors will last weigh past nine lives!
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marko
#3 Posted : Tuesday, November 26, 2013 1:15:57 AM
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ecstacy wrote:
Simple.

Some wild cats have mingled with some ex-domesticated cats abandoned by some neighbor and now the place is run by freaking cats.

In record time, generation has given birth to generation and it seems this is even attracting some more heated alley cats that cry and $hit wherever they please not to mention hop into the home from whatever available opening. NKT

Nothing seems to get them away.

I am pro-cat life and all but heck it has reached unbearable levels!! How do you kill a cat??


I do not envy you mate. Dogs I know how to kill. Cats I have no idea how to. They are like roaches.
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masukuma
#4 Posted : Tuesday, November 26, 2013 2:35:31 AM
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bows and arrows!! tengeneza crossbow!! wood and hooping iron plus nylon strings.
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Mukiri
#5 Posted : Tuesday, November 26, 2013 2:44:53 AM
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A dog?

Its funny though, when one sees a problem, another sees an opportunity. Trap the felines and sell them. Save yourself a guilt trip.

Proverbs 19:21
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Swenani
#6 Posted : Tuesday, November 26, 2013 8:16:42 AM
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ecstacy wrote:
Simple.

Some wild cats have mingled with some ex-domesticated cats abandoned by some neighbor and now the place is run by freaking cats.

In record time, generation has given birth to generation and it seems this is even attracting some more heated alley cats that cry and $hit wherever they please not to mention hop into the home from whatever available opening. NKT

Nothing seems to get them away.

I am pro-cat life and all but heck it has reached unbearable levels!! How do you kill a cat??


Trap them in a sack and tie it tightly then drive 100Kms away and dump them there without untying the sack
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hindi ni riu
#7 Posted : Tuesday, November 26, 2013 8:20:10 AM
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ecstacy wrote:
Simple.

Some wild cats have mingled with some ex-domesticated cats abandoned by some neighbor and now the place is run by freaking cats.

In record time, generation has given birth to generation and it seems this is even attracting some more heated alley cats that cry and $hit wherever they please not to mention hop into the home from whatever available opening. NKT

Nothing seems to get them away.

I am pro-cat life and all but heck it has reached unbearable levels!! How do you kill a cat??


Try cat a tat.

“Once the last tree is cut and the last river poisoned,you will find you cannot eat your money" Traditional saying.
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seppuku
#8 Posted : Tuesday, November 26, 2013 8:53:26 AM
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Swenani wrote:
ecstacy wrote:
Simple.

Some wild cats have mingled with some ex-domesticated cats abandoned by some neighbor and now the place is run by freaking cats.

In record time, generation has given birth to generation and it seems this is even attracting some more heated alley cats that cry and $hit wherever they please not to mention hop into the home from whatever available opening. NKT

Nothing seems to get them away.

I am pro-cat life and all but heck it has reached unbearable levels!! How do you kill a cat??


Trap them in a sack and tie it tightly then drive 100Kms away and dump them there without untying the sack


I agree with you up to the word tightly. Why waste precious petrol doing that? Get a heavy iron bar or mallet and bring in down on the offender's skull. Works like magic. At least it did when I was a young boy. Only problem it needs you to be a young boy. Kama wewe iko na 12 year old son you can enlist his help. He will likely find the procedure very entertaining.
Learn first to treat your time as you would your money, then treat your money as you do your time.
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alma
#9 Posted : Tuesday, November 26, 2013 8:57:39 AM
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seppuku wrote:
Swenani wrote:
ecstacy wrote:
Simple.

Some wild cats have mingled with some ex-domesticated cats abandoned by some neighbor and now the place is run by freaking cats.

In record time, generation has given birth to generation and it seems this is even attracting some more heated alley cats that cry and $hit wherever they please not to mention hop into the home from whatever available opening. NKT

Nothing seems to get them away.

I am pro-cat life and all but heck it has reached unbearable levels!! How do you kill a cat??


Trap them in a sack and tie it tightly then drive 100Kms away and dump them there without untying the sack


I agree with you up to the word tightly. Why waste precious petrol doing that? Get a heavy iron bar or mallet and bring in down on the offender's skull. Works like magic. At least it did when I was a young boy. Only problem it needs you to be a young boy. Kama wewe iko na 12 year old son you can enlist his help. He will likely find the procedure very entertaining.


He will end up being a serial killer.
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seppuku
#10 Posted : Tuesday, November 26, 2013 9:00:00 AM
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alma wrote:
seppuku wrote:
Swenani wrote:
ecstacy wrote:
Simple.

Some wild cats have mingled with some ex-domesticated cats abandoned by some neighbor and now the place is run by freaking cats.

In record time, generation has given birth to generation and it seems this is even attracting some more heated alley cats that cry and $hit wherever they please not to mention hop into the home from whatever available opening. NKT

Nothing seems to get them away.

I am pro-cat life and all but heck it has reached unbearable levels!! How do you kill a cat??


Trap them in a sack and tie it tightly then drive 100Kms away and dump them there without untying the sack


I agree with you up to the word tightly. Why waste precious petrol doing that? Get a heavy iron bar or mallet and bring in down on the offender's skull. Works like magic. At least it did when I was a young boy. Only problem it needs you to be a young boy. Kama wewe iko na 12 year old son you can enlist his help. He will likely find the procedure very entertaining.


He will end up being a serial killer.


@alma, I am NOT a serial killer. smile
Learn first to treat your time as you would your money, then treat your money as you do your time.
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