wazua Fri, Feb 7, 2025
Welcome Guest Search | Active Topics | Log In | Register

4 Pages<1234>
The County Hotties - Miss Tourism Kenya
Options
Previous Topic · Next Topic
kiriita
#21 Posted : Thursday, November 07, 2013 11:42:55 AM
Rank: Member


Joined: 4/20/2008
Posts: 437
McReggae wrote:
Ei yawa hao wa Kirinyaga na Samburu look like aliens ready to take over our planet!!!

Halafu wa Elgeyo marakwet kwani she is a birthday cake with colored icing!!!!

Kakamega, is that a miss? or a MISS!!!!

....lakini yawa a miss tourism Kenya should be curvy and voluminous, big breasted with an arse like the shape of a soft drink bottle or an hourglass. I am sure the tourists we are trying to attract have seen enough of the women we are parading women in their own countries. Bure kabisa!!!!!


Word!

At any rate I expected wa Tharaka Nithi awe amebeba given:


with the lightest touch..
Back to top
 Report Abusive | Report SPAM
Wainadi
#22 Posted : Thursday, November 07, 2013 11:59:03 AM
Rank: Member


Joined: 8/6/2013
Posts: 640
Wazua Cocoon wrote:
Has to be Kajiado!

Even without bothering to smile


Nakubaliana kabisaah.
Its all good.
Back to top
 Report Abusive | Report SPAM
Impunity
#23 Posted : Thursday, November 07, 2013 12:06:34 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,328
Location: Masada
Burning Spear wrote:
Nyeri na Kajiado wako yuest sana.

Those figures are worth a million bucks !


That camel toe (Drool) in Miss Nyeri can raise from deathbed any dead snake.
Ako yuest.

ION: Miss Nyeri is a Mombasan born JaRuo.
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
Back to top
 Report Abusive | Report SPAM | Edit by user: Thursday, November 07, 2013 12:13 PM | Reason: Not specified
Impunity
#24 Posted : Thursday, November 07, 2013 12:10:13 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,328
Location: Masada
kiriita wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Ei yawa hao wa Kirinyaga na Samburu look like aliens ready to take over our planet!!!

Halafu wa Elgeyo marakwet kwani she is a birthday cake with colored icing!!!!

Kakamega, is that a miss? or a MISS!!!!

....lakini yawa a miss tourism Kenya should be curvy and voluminous, big breasted with an arse like the shape of a soft drink bottle or an hourglass. I am sure the tourists we are trying to attract have seen enough of the women we are parading women in their own countries. Bure kabisa!!!!!


Word!

At any rate I expected wa Tharaka Nithi awe amebeba given:


with the lightest touch..


That is with heavoest touch if you think what I think! Great future behind her.

Applause Applause Applause
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
Back to top
 Report Abusive | Report SPAM
2012
#25 Posted : Thursday, November 07, 2013 12:22:40 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 12/9/2009
Posts: 6,592
Location: Nairobi
McReggae wrote:

Kakamega, is that a miss? or a MISS!!!!


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

BBI will solve it :)
Back to top
 Report Abusive | Report SPAM
washiku
#26 Posted : Thursday, November 07, 2013 12:29:38 PM
Rank: Chief


Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
There should be a Miss Wazua during the next Mbuzi...smile And the winner shall have her title changed from Elder/Chief/User to.....
Back to top
 Report Abusive | Report SPAM
freiks
#27 Posted : Thursday, November 07, 2013 12:31:42 PM
Rank: Veteran


Joined: 6/8/2010
Posts: 1,729
Wazua Cocoon wrote:
Has to be Kajiado!

Even without bothering to smile


And a pilot lands here!!!!
Life is an endless adventure
Back to top
 Report Abusive | Report SPAM
washiku
#28 Posted : Thursday, November 07, 2013 12:35:23 PM
Rank: Chief


Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
What were the winning parameters here? Or the beauty is on the judges' eyes?
d'oh! d'oh!





Back to top
 Report Abusive | Report SPAM
mb'oss
#29 Posted : Thursday, November 07, 2013 12:40:55 PM
Rank: New-farer


Joined: 8/26/2013
Posts: 29
freiks wrote:
Wazua Cocoon wrote:
Has to be Kajiado!

Even without bothering to smile


And a pilot lands here!!!!


Well as a pilot all i can say is that the face of the airport does NOT guarantee you a perfect landing. (Its all about the game)


Life's for the living
Back to top
 Report Abusive | Report SPAM
Impunity
#30 Posted : Thursday, November 07, 2013 1:27:30 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,328
Location: Masada
freiks wrote:
Wazua Cocoon wrote:
Has to be Kajiado!

Even without bothering to smile


And a pilot lands here!!!!


Note really...I have realized most of these high end daughters in Miss This-and-That normally have intact hymen...this is proven; upto 90% are angels.
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
Back to top
 Report Abusive | Report SPAM
Magigi
#31 Posted : Thursday, November 07, 2013 1:32:48 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 3/31/2008
Posts: 7,081
Location: Kenya
Hapa tuko sawa...no extra flesh!!!
Back to top
 Report Abusive | Report SPAM
Magigi
#32 Posted : Thursday, November 07, 2013 1:34:25 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 3/31/2008
Posts: 7,081
Location: Kenya
washiku wrote:
What were the winning parameters here? Or the beauty is on the judges' eyes?
d'oh! d'oh!






Brains...I guess...Hope by now you know beauty is not just the looks and how tight it is...
Back to top
 Report Abusive | Report SPAM
seppuku
#33 Posted : Thursday, November 07, 2013 1:47:43 PM
Rank: Veteran


Joined: 5/11/2010
Posts: 918
washiku wrote:
There should be a Miss Wazua during the next Mbuzi...smile And the winner shall have her title changed from Elder/Chief/User to.....


Bride?

Halafu tuuze yeye tupate pesa ya the next mbuzi.
Learn first to treat your time as you would your money, then treat your money as you do your time.
Back to top
 Report Abusive | Report SPAM
seppuku
#34 Posted : Thursday, November 07, 2013 1:50:57 PM
Rank: Veteran


Joined: 5/11/2010
Posts: 918
Magigi wrote:
washiku wrote:
What were the winning parameters here? Or the beauty is on the judges' eyes?
d'oh! d'oh!






Brains...I guess...Hope by now you know beauty is not just the looks and how tight it is...


Hata kama. smile
Learn first to treat your time as you would your money, then treat your money as you do your time.
Back to top
 Report Abusive | Report SPAM
Gordon Gekko
#35 Posted : Thursday, November 07, 2013 2:00:24 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 5/27/2008
Posts: 3,760
McReggae wrote:
Ei yawa hao wa Kirinyaga na Samburu look like aliens ready to take over our planet!!!

Halafu wa Elgeyo marakwet kwani she is a birthday cake with colored icing!!!!

Kakamega, is that a miss? or a MISS!!!!

....lakini yawa a miss tourism Kenya should be curvy and voluminous, big breasted with an arse like the shape of a soft drink bottle or an hourglass. I am sure the tourists we are trying to attract have seen enough of the women we are parading women in their own countries. Bure kabisa!!!!!


Tick!! Sitting allowance is key!! BTW, if you remove the fake hair and lipstick, would you still take them to your mum?
Back to top
 Report Abusive | Report SPAM
Magigi
#36 Posted : Thursday, November 07, 2013 2:04:37 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 3/31/2008
Posts: 7,081
Location: Kenya
Gordon Gekko wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Ei yawa hao wa Kirinyaga na Samburu look like aliens ready to take over our planet!!!

Halafu wa Elgeyo marakwet kwani she is a birthday cake with colored icing!!!!

Kakamega, is that a miss? or a MISS!!!!

....lakini yawa a miss tourism Kenya should be curvy and voluminous, big breasted with an arse like the shape of a soft drink bottle or an hourglass. I am sure the tourists we are trying to attract have seen enough of the women we are parading women in their own countries. Bure kabisa!!!!!


Tick!! Sitting allowance is key!! BTW, if you remove the fake hair and lipstick, would you still take them to your mum?


So is this what we should be parading?
Back to top
 Report Abusive | Report SPAM | Edit by user: Thursday, November 07, 2013 2:12 PM | Reason: Not specified
marko
#37 Posted : Thursday, November 07, 2013 2:12:52 PM
Rank: Member


Joined: 1/7/2007
Posts: 838
I find Kakamega hot.
WHO DARES WINS
Back to top
 Report Abusive | Report SPAM
washiku
#38 Posted : Thursday, November 07, 2013 2:22:31 PM
Rank: Chief


Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
Magigi wrote:
Gordon Gekko wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Ei yawa hao wa Kirinyaga na Samburu look like aliens ready to take over our planet!!!

Halafu wa Elgeyo marakwet kwani she is a birthday cake with colored icing!!!!

Kakamega, is that a miss? or a MISS!!!!

....lakini yawa a miss tourism Kenya should be curvy and voluminous, big breasted with an arse like the shape of a soft drink bottle or an hourglass. I am sure the tourists we are trying to attract have seen enough of the women we are parading women in their own countries. Bure kabisa!!!!!


Tick!! Sitting allowance is key!! BTW, if you remove the fake hair and lipstick, would you still take them to your mum?


So is this what we should be parading?


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Back to top
 Report Abusive | Report SPAM
washiku
#39 Posted : Thursday, November 07, 2013 2:30:18 PM
Rank: Chief


Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
Magigi wrote:
Hapa tuko sawa...no extra flesh!!!



smile Ungesema "no flesh". Toa hiyo 'extra'.
Back to top
 Report Abusive | Report SPAM
poundfoolish
#40 Posted : Thursday, November 07, 2013 3:53:31 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 12/2/2009
Posts: 2,458
Location: Nairobi
actually that Kakamega chic has the X factor...
Asimame tuone...
the rest are just as pretty as any other Nairobi chic who would have been selected...normal beauty
Back to top
 Report Abusive | Report SPAM
Users browsing this topic
Guest (4)
4 Pages<1234>
Forum Jump  
You cannot post new topics in this forum.
You cannot reply to topics in this forum.
You cannot delete your posts in this forum.
You cannot edit your posts in this forum.
You cannot create polls in this forum.
You cannot vote in polls in this forum.

Wazua Club SK Theme
Powered by YAF | YAF © 2003-2009, Yet Another Forum.NET
Copyright © 2025 Wazua.co.ke. All Rights Reserved.