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Mwalimu Andrew
Bambatele
#1 Posted : Monday, November 08, 2010 7:13:23 PM
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This one just knocked me off my chair. I was crying with laughter by the time i finished:
http://www.nation.co.ke/...28/-/dwiiaj/-/index.html
kyt
#2 Posted : Monday, November 08, 2010 11:28:25 PM
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mad love for this guy, man!!!
LOVE WHAT YOU DO, DO WHAT YOU LOVE.
Impunity
#3 Posted : Tuesday, November 09, 2010 2:23:41 AM
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Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,328
Location: Masada
Cant open the link, please put the excerpts ere.
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

bkismat
#4 Posted : Tuesday, November 09, 2010 8:06:52 AM
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Joined: 10/23/2009
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“Unfortunately, we do not have a lab, so I can’t show you ‘live live’. But if you are lucky one day to enter a lab, try out these things and you will remember. You can try these reactions.”

During our KCSE exams, we trekked some 15km to the neighbouring school for the practicals – with our teacher spending the first half hour teaching us the difference between a burette and a pipette.

I scored a strong D in chemistry – a record that was only broken recently. I would have scored an A- if our school had been well equipped.

Hate at first sight
The first practical exam was physics. Physics and I were a case of hate at first sight. I dropped it in Form 1 week 1 – although I continued sitting physics exams for two years – writing only my name in many of the tests!

Physics wasn’t that tough for me but I never saw any way pendulums were going to add any value to my life!


On the day the physics exam was sat last week, we were served early lunch after the practical sessions began and we left the physics teacher to handle the exams as our food was getting cold.

"Even if we had attended the entire session, I doubt we would have been of any help.
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt...
-Mark Twain
annsal
#5 Posted : Tuesday, November 09, 2010 9:24:29 AM
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Joined: 12/18/2009
Posts: 316
Location: nairobi

my daughter read it and she asked if for real Mwalimu Andrew is a teacher.I was like mmmh.... i shall ask him.Mwalimu Andrew are you a teacher by profession?
God loves a Trier!
dossy7
#6 Posted : Tuesday, November 09, 2010 9:34:11 AM
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Joined: 12/9/2009
Posts: 1,491
Location: Nairobi
Mwalimu teacher is just a genius thanks for this link at least i can start my day with laughter
Kenya ni yetu sisi sote
Impunity
#7 Posted : Tuesday, November 09, 2010 10:20:02 AM
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Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,328
Location: Masada
Brick wall Brick wall Brick wall Brick wall Brick wall

I thought it was Mwalimu Mati.

Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

bkismat
#8 Posted : Monday, November 04, 2013 8:58:45 AM
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Joined: 10/23/2009
Posts: 2,375
Nyumba Kumi

http://www.nation.co.ke/...82/-/5xckhv/-/index.html
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt...
-Mark Twain
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