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Dont die in Kiambu county, please!
jaggernaut
#21 Posted : Friday, October 25, 2013 4:09:21 PM
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I heard someone say that all these taxes might discourage people from dying...
Edyj
#22 Posted : Friday, October 25, 2013 5:06:40 PM
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sky5 wrote:
Euge wrote:
Forester wrote:
Born free, taxed to death Sad


So true.


So what happens when one fails to pay the death tax? What the penalty? 2nd death??

Nice question
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jaggernaut
#23 Posted : Friday, October 25, 2013 5:14:20 PM
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Edyj wrote:
sky5 wrote:
Euge wrote:
Forester wrote:
Born free, taxed to death Sad


So true.


So what happens when one fails to pay the death tax? What the penalty? 2nd death??

Nice question


Maybe detain the body at the morgue until all taxes are cleared.
Tommy
#24 Posted : Friday, October 25, 2013 6:31:18 PM
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rryyzz wrote:
Magigi wrote:
Please if you have to die, arrange not to die in Kiambu county. Die in cheap and hospitable counties like Makueni and Machakos. There are taxes being slapped on every dead body...Who comes from there to shed more light...@Bigchick!...Some things can only come from people who have eaten every type of leaf in the forest!!!


Choices have consequences.

The kind of leaders we elect... How shallow can they go, ati slaughtering a chicken warrants a charge of Kshs 20. Hawawezi fikiria njia legit ya kuraise revenue nkt, no wonder what they do best is pharmacy.

this is shallow thinking, I wonder how they will know that a bird died in my home. abk
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McReggae
#25 Posted : Friday, October 25, 2013 7:16:28 PM
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Tommy wrote:
rryyzz wrote:
Magigi wrote:
Please if you have to die, arrange not to die in Kiambu county. Die in cheap and hospitable counties like Makueni and Machakos. There are taxes being slapped on every dead body...Who comes from there to shed more light...@Bigchick!...Some things can only come from people who have eaten every type of leaf in the forest!!!


Choices have consequences.

The kind of leaders we elect... How shallow can they go, ati slaughtering a chicken warrants a charge of Kshs 20. Hawawezi fikiria njia legit ya kuraise revenue nkt, no wonder what they do best is pharmacy.

this is shallow thinking, I wonder how they will know that a bird died in my home. abk


It's time for my brothers from western to leave kiambu county!!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
nakujua
#26 Posted : Friday, October 25, 2013 7:22:47 PM
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McReggae wrote:
Tommy wrote:
rryyzz wrote:
Magigi wrote:
Please if you have to die, arrange not to die in Kiambu county. Die in cheap and hospitable counties like Makueni and Machakos. There are taxes being slapped on every dead body...Who comes from there to shed more light...@Bigchick!...Some things can only come from people who have eaten every type of leaf in the forest!!!


Choices have consequences.

The kind of leaders we elect... How shallow can they go, ati slaughtering a chicken warrants a charge of Kshs 20. Hawawezi fikiria njia legit ya kuraise revenue nkt, no wonder what they do best is pharmacy.

this is shallow thinking, I wonder how they will know that a bird died in my home. abk


It's time for my brothers from western to leave kiambu county!!!!

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly , riots - if the same were proposed in western
mawinder
#27 Posted : Friday, October 25, 2013 7:25:03 PM
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nakujua wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Tommy wrote:
rryyzz wrote:
Magigi wrote:
Please if you have to die, arrange not to die in Kiambu county. Die in cheap and hospitable counties like Makueni and Machakos. There are taxes being slapped on every dead body...Who comes from there to shed more light...@Bigchick!...Some things can only come from people who have eaten every type of leaf in the forest!!!


Choices have consequences.

The kind of leaders we elect... How shallow can they go, ati slaughtering a chicken warrants a charge of Kshs 20. Hawawezi fikiria njia legit ya kuraise revenue nkt, no wonder what they do best is pharmacy.

this is shallow thinking, I wonder how they will know that a bird died in my home. abk


It's time for my brothers from western to leave kiambu county!!!!

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly , riots - if the same were proposed in western

As for mbuzi 8 it should remain in Nairobi,and will they have an agent outside my kuku shed?
Lolest!
#28 Posted : Friday, October 25, 2013 7:54:42 PM
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McReggae wrote:
No biggie......already approved in Nairobi.

30k for Nairobi for burial in public cemetery
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Lolest!
#29 Posted : Friday, October 25, 2013 7:57:40 PM
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Lolest!
#30 Posted : Friday, October 25, 2013 7:59:13 PM
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mawinder wrote:
has the law been passed?Kwani these people dont have relatives in Kiambu county or who will vote for them next time?

still a bill
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