It was my first time ever And I'll never forget I'd do it again Without a single regret. The sky was dark The moon was high We were all alone Just she and I. Her hair was soft Her eyes were blue I knew just what She wanted to do. Her skin so soft Her legs so fine I ran my fingers Down her spine. I didn't know how But I tried my best I started by placing My hands on her breast. I remember my fear My fast beating heart But slowly she spread Her legs apart. And when I did it I felt no shame All at once The white stuff came. At last it's finished It's all over now My first time ever At milking a cow.... Eh..eh eh.. NOW ALL OF U DIRTY MINDS SAY 3 HAIL MARYS.... don't worry....be happy

A cow??!!! wtf! Becoming number one is easier than remaining number one

@Achiever, Brari kabichi mboiro......lol..... Old man about town....

I started by placing My hands on her breast. I remember my fear My fast beating heart But slowly she spread Her legs apart.... at this point you should have stopped for a prayer first. Accountants are not boring people. They just get excited about boring things

@ adept, many apologies to her for the gender confusion....but if indeed achiever milked a cow at night (and it was for the first time) she would not have pulled those breasts twice before receiving a well placed kick from the cow.... NEVER TALK OF A RHINO IF THERE IS NO TREE NEAREBY - ZULU PROVERB