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mlefu
#21 Posted : Thursday, May 14, 2009 8:40:00 AM
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Joined: 2/11/2007
Posts: 1,680
Location: nairobi
sawa sawa..the race is on.
mutura..iwe ya damu,matumbo,manii ama steak..bado ni mutura..
OB..can we talk of cars that we have seen in kenya..now am sure Mugikuyu is working on this sticker ' bijuti Cayenne'.. leona knows the winner..gives me a clue.
.. i must get the range this year..you guys are putting it off its like i dont have a dream.
the year end is still far.. six months to go..so if i save 100bob per minute,then i will have 6000 bob per hour . with a working period of 12 hours ina day then i will have 6000*12=72000 perday,in amonth i will have 72000*30=2160000k so in 6 months i should have 122.9M..enough to buy a fully loaded range and upgrade gukas bijuti Cayenne. if you think my maths are complicated then have a look at http://stockskenya.com/n...spx?stk=0&top=14774

the race is still on.

muthomi mugi aiikagia maitho kabere...
Obi 1 Kanobi
#22 Posted : Thursday, May 14, 2009 8:56:00 AM
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Joined: 7/23/2008
Posts: 3,017
@Brav

Mimi kesha'anza safari,I need a straight tangent from Nairobi to Sagana so my shoes can get me as far as possible. Hata kama ni kwa mashamba za kahawa nitapitia tu.

I may still win as soon as I replace my shoes with my bare soles,the toes have some fantastic grips.

@Mlefu,the porsche cayenne is in kenya. go to Arrow motors,infact UK was the first guy to buy one at a rumoured price of 22m. I have also seen the Audi Q7 at the car dealers outside village market.

I guess if you can't win with facts,you can always pen bile-laced,xenophobic rants to distract everyone.
"The purpose of bureaucracy is to compensate for incompetence and lack of discipline." James Collins
By Choice
#23 Posted : Thursday, May 14, 2009 9:09:00 AM
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Joined: 1/9/2009
Posts: 5
am in on this one too....the race.....Mine is a BMW 330i 2009 Model
Lyanne
#24 Posted : Thursday, May 14, 2009 9:24:00 AM
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Joined: 5/5/2009
Posts: 181
Honestly the testosterone in SK is way to high ! A simple comparison of two cars has degenerated into mutura,xxssy,car race and the likes.

Which chic would be found in a mob of car racing mugikuyu men eating bloody mutura ?


The Hedonist
Sasha
#25 Posted : Thursday, May 14, 2009 9:28:00 AM
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Joined: 9/5/2007
Posts: 627
@Obi 1: Now you are talking my language! The Audi Q7 is the car I dream of everyday! I think it is called 'the most sublime car' in the world! Has both power and speed and you can put 2 minis in it! How sad is it when your next door neighbour is driving the car of your dreams? Very sad!

@Kaigangio: ROFLMAO! Ati guka abebe makaa! hi hi hi hi!

@brav: Hii PRIMIO ni ya ukweli ama ni ya kutoka Malaysia? Kwani you didn't read the label ama you are like that nokla guy?


Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time!
enigma
#26 Posted : Thursday, May 14, 2009 10:10:00 AM
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Joined: 3/5/2007
Posts: 65
tru tru..the VX is a beautiful machine.....problem is ..it doesnt do diesel so u spend around 20k to n from kisumu!!!

the q7 is a beauty...does diesel but u wdnt know it from the sound!!!

the range sport supercharged is the ultimate....forget the naysayers!


top cat
brav
#27 Posted : Thursday, May 14, 2009 10:30:00 AM
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Joined: 11/26/2008
Posts: 745
@Lyana testostssneorneo ni nini? sk is like a drug,try posting a topic like 'Ssss' then put the details as * and wait for the responses
you'll be amazed.

BTW youve reminded me of that joke that most k**k guys take their dates to those smoke filled tu-joints,then then after buying tu tathika na nyama shoma iliyo na gashubari,na mokimo biri ya thate thate,

then he proceeds 'Umekura thabutha kweri? kwaja ya firifiri na na nyama iliyo na gashubari kweri,na mokimo biri ya thate thate kweri bas shuma razima irare dani'

@Sasha mambo ya singapore iko mpaka hapa kwa sk,
check
there is me and another sijui bravado?
njunge kuna guka from singapore too nivile sijui kusearch for users here. i would give you a list so primio iko kwa race pia hehehe


Usichoke kutafuta salary
Njunge
#28 Posted : Thursday, May 14, 2009 10:32:00 AM
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Joined: 2/7/2007
Posts: 11,935
Location: Nairobi
@Sasha,

Na kamba ya makonge pia.......!!!.....That bijuti is so fond of moving on its own.We might be in the lobby discussing the race only to find it rammed into your dream car.Si you will take me to Manyani..???....the best is to tether it to a tree.....





God gives,mugikuyu takes.
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
brav
#29 Posted : Thursday, May 14, 2009 10:51:00 AM
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lol @Guka you seriously need prayers ati you tether bijuti to a tree heh thats a good one.

Usichoke kutafuta salary
Sasha
#30 Posted : Thursday, May 14, 2009 11:03:00 AM
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Posts: 627
@brav: Don't worry! I say a prayer for him every morning. It hasn't worked so far!

@guka: You are totally mad! Kwani your bijuti that weak mpaka you can tether it to a tree na kamba ya makonge? Maybe you need to buy the NCC clamp to immobilise it or ukishindwa, I understand there's a B.Tech in Vehicle Immobilisation at the University of Leeds. Wale wako huko, akina Obi 1 can confirm. Manyani is on which side of Nairobi?


Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time!
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