C & P
Dear K'ogalo Fan,
Congrats..... 2013 Champions!!!
Allow me to congratulate your goalkeeper Jerim “Jagoal” Onyango and strikers Danny “Mzee” Serrenkuma for delivering your club single-handedly through their individual moments of brilliance. Also in your celebrations, do not forget to congratulate David “Calabar” Owino and in absentia Rama Salim. Let me also confess that Kevin Omondi has been a joy to watch and i am always tickled whenever i remember a one-on-one encounter with Shikokoti inside the penalty-box that left Shiko with both legs hanging in the air and looking terrified on the ground.
But please think about what lies ahead. We do not want embarrassment during your continental assignments. Honestly, hitherto the lucky break by Danny, Sofapaka breached your defence-line at will and missed numerous golden goal-scoring opportunities. You were literally under-siege. As usual, you scored aganist the run of play! This is not the mark of a champion!
You may also wish to note that in the minds of many, Jerim “Jagoal” was the man-of-the-match for the umpteenth time. At continental level, it is rarely a sign of strength to have your goal-keeper bag the of man-of-the-match awards after every other game. This means that something is very wrong with your team! Believe you me and i mean well when i say that. Indeed, this makes us very worried that your continental outing is going to end before it starts just like it did last season.
As for the GoTV Shield 2013, you can rest assured that it belongs to Ingwe. Rest assured that we will create numerous gilt-edged goal scoring opportunities and we will score at will as we always do. Thankfully, our defence line is now rock-solid and tighter hence we do not care about those opportunist runs that you always look out for whenever Ingwe plays against you.
As for the FIFA rankings, Ingwe will do its best to ensure that the damage you caused last year and the one that you are going to cause next year is mitigated by Ingwe advancing to the final stages.
Last but not least, i wish you the best but please remember not to riot when the cup is handed over to you. Also do not over-indulge in risky behaviour particularly given that your female fans are rumoured that they do not wear anything underneath whenever Kogalo is playing! Surely nothing can stop you now, so let them wear panties during your game against Homeboys when we hope that you will be crowned 2013 Champions.
Yours mindfully,
Ingwe Fan
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