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Miraa/Khat set for Ban in UK!!!
Siringi
#31 Posted : Monday, September 02, 2013 11:15:51 AM
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Before we export the Ameru prowess to UK there are some strongholds where airports were complaining loudly that they were not being landed because of mugacha kumi kumi etc why dont we send thes Ameru warriors there to help their cousins?

And help propagate tyranny!

And just when some coffee farmers in Nyiri had smelt money and uprooted coffee replacing it with miraa plantationsSad d'oh! Sad d'oh! Pray


Siringi wrote:
Meru women ask UK to bring their women to miraa-chewing men to prove it’s good

And Nyambene district Maendeleo Ya Wanawake chairlady Jennifer Kathure said miraa reduces heartburn, an acidic condition and expectant mothers who eat soil should instead chew a little miraa and the urge to eat soil would go away.“I speak from a mother’s experience as I was born and brought up in a miraa environment,” she said.Miraa does not make our men impotent at all. If anything when our men chew miraa they are overly active in bed. This can be confirmed by married women whose husbands chew miraa,” said Kathure

The Meru and Tharaka-Nithi women representatives Florence Kajuju and Beatrice Nkatha said miraa has never caused any sexual dysfunction in men.Both women leaders observed that their fathers were great miraa chewers and yet they were sired by them.“My father was a great miraa trader and chewer. He’s the one who sired me and my eight siblings. If miraa can cause impotency in men then our father could not have sired us,” said Nkatha.

Kajuju, who is the chairperson of the Parliamentary select committee on miraa, caused laughter when she suggested that the UK should bring over their wives to Meru men who chew so that they can prove miraa doesn’t cause any sexual dysfunction to men.“Let these white people who say miraa can make our men not to perform their conjugal duties bring their wives to our warriors.“I was even seeking for permission in Parliament to take our miraa chewing warriors to Holland and UK so they are given girls to work on and they shall realise men who chew miraa are smarter in bed,” said Kajuju. 

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simonkabz
#32 Posted : Monday, September 02, 2013 11:32:45 AM
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bird_man wrote:
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I particularly recall the story of a certain young Somali guy (from a somali immigrant family) who was recently admitted to uni there to study med. After just about a year or so of constant miraa consumption, the young man began to experience psychiatric problems apparently brought by khat (well, according to his physician) and eventually had to drop out of uni altogether.


Wewe!So many people take miraa & that doesn't make them drop out from university or stop working.This is not a drug...ni stimuland kama Lucozade & RedBull :)

So why dont the Chinese consume miraa?Demand from China alone would be more than enough.


Ati miraa ni STIMULAND? Lol!
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
maka
#33 Posted : Monday, September 02, 2013 11:37:13 AM
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simonkabz wrote:
bird_man wrote:
Quote:
I particularly recall the story of a certain young Somali guy (from a somali immigrant family) who was recently admitted to uni there to study med. After just about a year or so of constant miraa consumption, the young man began to experience psychiatric problems apparently brought by khat (well, according to his physician) and eventually had to drop out of uni altogether.


Wewe!So many people take miraa & that doesn't make them drop out from university or stop working.This is not a drug...ni stimuland kama Lucozade & RedBull :)

So why dont the Chinese consume miraa?Demand from China alone would be more than enough.


Ati miraa ni STIMULAND? Lol!

he he he...gosh am having a blast on a Monday
possunt quia posse videntur
bird_man
#34 Posted : Monday, September 02, 2013 11:40:53 AM
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maka wrote:
simonkabz wrote:
bird_man wrote:
Quote:
I particularly recall the story of a certain young Somali guy (from a somali immigrant family) who was recently admitted to uni there to study med. After just about a year or so of constant miraa consumption, the young man began to experience psychiatric problems apparently brought by khat (well, according to his physician) and eventually had to drop out of uni altogether.


Wewe!So many people take miraa & that doesn't make them drop out from university or stop working.This is not a drug...ni stimuland kama Lucozade & RedBull :)

So why dont the Chinese consume miraa?Demand from China alone would be more than enough.


Ati miraa ni STIMULAND? Lol!

he he he...gosh am having a blast on a Monday


Ala!You mean I made such a mistake??Wah!Now collected.d'oh! Laughing out loudly
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washiku
#35 Posted : Tuesday, October 08, 2013 9:32:50 PM
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Much Know
#36 Posted : Thursday, March 06, 2014 10:43:51 PM
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UK legislators promise Uhunye that they will fight "tooth and nail" to keep miraa in britain, remember China had booked the miraa.
Ras Kienyeji Man
harrydre
#37 Posted : Friday, March 07, 2014 1:14:03 AM
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Much Know wrote:
UK legislators promise Uhunye that they will fight "tooth and nail" to keep miraa in britain, remember China had booked the miraa.


Laughing out loudly consequences after choices?
i.am.back!!!!
Swenani
#38 Posted : Friday, August 22, 2014 3:22:03 PM
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poundfoolish
#39 Posted : Friday, August 22, 2014 4:45:36 PM
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harrydre wrote:
Much Know wrote:
UK legislators promise Uhunye that they will fight "tooth and nail" to keep miraa in britain, remember China had booked the miraa.


Laughing out loudly consequences after choices?


Consequences!!!
murchr
#40 Posted : Thursday, October 01, 2015 10:39:12 PM
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