@Kamaa,

The fact that it happens to all normal men,and given that explanations ni mingi on why it happens is what made me ask-to jus explore the different views to learn from.Ati 5 times a night??? Kwani people count??? Ama some guy was told alale and there were guys told to count the no of times the soldier saluted??


Offer hospitality to one another without grumbling.Each one should use whatever gift he has received to serve others,faithfully administering God's grace in its various forms.
1 Peter 4:9-10

many reasons for this morning wood (nocturnal tumescence to be scientific):
1) Erotic dreams (men dream about sex all the time! Hehe,joke,but true in some instances,more so in teenagers/early adults/)

2) More commonly,its due to autonomic nervous system stimulation during REM sleep. Erections (and all other automatic/reflex actions) are controlled by the autonomic nervous system (one part of the nervous system controlling involuntary actions). It is made up of 2 parts,one of which (the parasympathetic part) is most active during a state of rest (such as at night). When this part is active,one of its actions is to stimulate penile engorgement. This is catalysed by the increased testerone levels early morning,leading to your 'glory'.

hehe wewe guka kwani nilikula mbuzi yako?? 1. i did not specify the size of the tooth-pick...iko toothpick aina mingi zenye urefu tofauti. 2. the tooth-pick is to act as a support to the flaccid 80 year old organ,much like the spine supports a human being...ama wewe una spinal cord from head to toes?

He who laughs last thinks slowest..

@ CLK

These jamaas are very proud fathers and you can bet they have a good reason to be proud. There was a rumour going round that a young jamaas wife was having an affair with a promoinent eighty year old.


Fundamentals + Sentiments = Position

Kimuti!if i was to use the kyuk stuff it would be tranyama u dnt wanna knw the meanin,even if u tried guesin u cant jua,there is also a reason y we use nicknames instead of real names,next time you dream with your oldflame dont post here,save us,nd there is also a diplomatic way of askin someones name