Thot this would apply here....


Traveling down the interstate and needing to use the restroom,
I stop at a rest area and head to the restroom.

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
'Hi,how are you?'

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom and I don't know what got into me,but I answered,somewhat embarrassed,
'Doin' just fine!'

And the other person says:
'So what are you up to?'

What kind of question is that? At that point,I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:
'Uhhh,I'm like you,just traveling!'

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.
'Can I come over?'

Ok,this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them
'No........I'm a little busy right now!!!'

Then I hear the person say nervously....




'Listen,I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions

Cell phones,don't you just love them





I will praise thee,O Lord my God,with all my heart: And I will glorify thy name forever more. Psalms 86:12

@ smano,

from you schedules we have 30 types of shit...which one is the commonest?

...did i hea ati simonkabz executes 15 of these in a given week??? hahahahahaha..


NEVER TALK OF A RHINO IF THERE IS NO TREE NEAREBY - ZULU PROVERB

At the risk of NOT revealing my commonest dump,I'd have to say there's no commonest shit,just depends on the sort of situations one normally finds themselves in e.g. if you always drink copious amounts of Guiness,you'll probably find yourself dumping loads of Gooey shit!

That said,how would you deal with the Oh Shit! Shit? I'd probably use a handkerchief,worst comes to worst my pair of socks and at desperation point,dip my hands in the cistern water and do the necessary several times. My God,the thought of it is pretty scary. That's why it's important to walk with TP when your stomach is unwell coz you never know the hour when the dreaded will strike. I've ever been in a shitty bang bang s*** and trust me it's a situation I'd never want to be in again!

Disclaimer: i don't drink Guiness...

smano

Smano,just the directions man....where u get that quality 'njiri'....Kagizzard wacha kunionea,im so sure all skerians hav had all of the mentioned types,esp JACK THE RIPPER type! Hata madame! heheheheee!

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Some dudes here were real crazy.Where did they disappear to?