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AlshaCowards - in pursuit of 72 vigins
Rank: Elder Joined: 10/4/2006 Posts: 13,823 Location: Nairobi
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the cowards will be shocked when the realize that they did not read the fine print i.e. terms and conditions apply! due to prevailing economic circumstances they will instead of getting 72 virgins as advertised - they will get 9!! how? 72 - (VAT + EXCISE + DUTY) =9! due to shortage of female virgins they will receive 9 males that will assault the cowards eternally!! All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/11/2012 Posts: 5,222
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Does it work both ways? Samantha will also get 72 V? 
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Rank: Member Joined: 5/9/2011 Posts: 786 Location: Mashinani
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Lets not insinuate that there is any reward to this. Only eternal toment in hell Peace in our Homeland.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2007 Posts: 8,776 Location: Cameroon
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144 virgins for these two nkt!  TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/19/2008 Posts: 4,268
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Mukiri wrote:Does it work both ways? Samantha will also get 72 V? So, if we all became muslims, where will this supply come from? and after 2 and something months, will there be a renewal of the supply or do we continue the now "not-so-virgins"? And what will happen to the ones we shall have finished with? discard by shooting or bombing them? just wondering aloud.
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Rank: Member Joined: 1/16/2010 Posts: 672 Location: nairobi
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Wendz wrote:Mukiri wrote:Does it work both ways? Samantha will also get 72 V? So, if we all became muslims, where will this supply come from? and after 2 and something months, will there be a renewal of the supply or do we continue the now "not-so-virgins"? And what will happen to the ones we shall have finished with? discard by shooting or bombing them? just wondering aloud. @ wewe wendz ..... plz pay for my ribs!!  umezivunja pap!! God gave me the power to make wealth ... Blessed the work of my hands & enabled be A SELF MADE BILLIONAIRE ...... TO GOD THE FATHER OF MY LORD JESUS CHRIST; BE THE GLORY NOW & FOREVER MORE!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/11/2012 Posts: 5,222
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Will the virgins have gone to heaven only to 'serve'? And after they play their role?
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