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the ‘Save David Campaign’
Impunity
#131 Posted : Friday, September 20, 2013 5:08:20 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
iller wrote:
kiterunner wrote:
Mukiri wrote:
Kama Fidel kama David? Me say kama ni ngwaci, kula ngwaci! Samaki wachia wenyewe.


There is this app you got to instal on your phone, its called m-IDIOT

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Pia there is a new Android software called m-PHUNDA!

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

mkenyan
#132 Posted : Friday, September 20, 2013 5:13:08 PM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 4/1/2009
Posts: 1,885
Wendz wrote:
People should stop getting emotional. She will calm down and Dave will go back to his wife.... and life will go on. The worst Madam receptionist would do is to believe this relationship is beyond repair and she goes ahead to console angel Dave and gift him a baby boy for the "agony" he's going through!

Statistics show that very few men leave/divorce their crazy wives... ask @ "what's the name of the wazuan who was being beaten at 1am after sleeping on the sofa?"smile

they are probably back together already.
Impunity
#133 Posted : Friday, September 20, 2013 5:13:26 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
Pierce wrote:
There's a comment/compliment I have been expecting from Impunity...smile


Complimenting ladies in wazua is like applying vaseline lotion on a lactating pig.

Sad
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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

King G
#134 Posted : Friday, September 20, 2013 5:20:06 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 6/20/2012
Posts: 3,855
Location: Othumo
McReggae wrote:
Wendz wrote:
People should stop getting emotional. She will calm down and Dave will go back to his wife.... and life will go on. The worst Madam receptionist would do is to believe this relationship is beyond repair and she goes ahead to console angel Dave and gift him a baby boy for the "agony" he's going through!

Statistics show that very few men leave/divorce their crazy wives... ask @ "what's the name of the wazuan who was being beaten at 1am after sleeping on the sofa?"smile


@ngoyoyo.


@ngogoyo lakini siku hizi he is very big mouth and confessed mpesa thief!!!
Thieves
mkenyan
#135 Posted : Friday, September 20, 2013 5:28:01 PM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 4/1/2009
Posts: 1,885
King G wrote:
McReggae wrote:
Wendz wrote:
People should stop getting emotional. She will calm down and Dave will go back to his wife.... and life will go on. The worst Madam receptionist would do is to believe this relationship is beyond repair and she goes ahead to console angel Dave and gift him a baby boy for the "agony" he's going through!

Statistics show that very few men leave/divorce their crazy wives... ask @ "what's the name of the wazuan who was being beaten at 1am after sleeping on the sofa?"smile


@ngoyoyo.


@ngogoyo lakini siku hizi he is very big mouth and confessed mpesa theif!!!

so was he slapped for stealing mama's mpesa?
McReggae
#136 Posted : Friday, September 20, 2013 5:39:54 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 6/17/2008
Posts: 23,365
Location: Nairobi
mkenyan wrote:
Wendz wrote:
People should stop getting emotional. She will calm down and Dave will go back to his wife.... and life will go on. The worst Madam receptionist would do is to believe this relationship is beyond repair and she goes ahead to console angel Dave and gift him a baby boy for the "agony" he's going through!

Statistics show that very few men leave/divorce their crazy wives... ask @ "what's the name of the wazuan who was being beaten at 1am after sleeping on the sofa?"smile

they are probably back together already.


Not yet....this will take some time but given their history and with 3 kids, they will probably get back together after each of them is able to bring their egos down a bit......I hope it happens and I will be in the know if it happens.
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
ecstacy
#137 Posted : Friday, September 20, 2013 5:53:39 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 2/26/2008
Posts: 4,449
Today she appears on K24.
Mukiri
#138 Posted : Friday, September 20, 2013 7:10:28 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 7/11/2012
Posts: 5,222
iller wrote:
kiterunner wrote:
Mukiri wrote:
Kama Fidel kama David? Me say kama ni ngwaci, kula ngwaci! Samaki wachia wenyewe.


There is this app you got to instal on your phone, its called m-IDIOT

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

smile You must have made it?

Anyways, there was a survey in our dailies not so long ago. The most promiscuous men were ....(jaza pengo. alama ya dukuduku) So if a mountaineer goes fishing, she should know that choices have consequences.

PS: Nothing tribalShame on you One would say something similar, if she got a beating from a certain miraa growing area.

Proverbs 19:21
kiterunner
#139 Posted : Friday, September 20, 2013 7:17:44 PM
Rank: Member

Joined: 7/9/2011
Posts: 730
Location: Nairobi
Impunity wrote:
iller wrote:
kiterunner wrote:
Mukiri wrote:
Kama Fidel kama David? Me say kama ni ngwaci, kula ngwaci! Samaki wachia wenyewe.


There is this app you got to instal on your phone, its called m-IDIOT

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Pia there is a new Android software called m-PHUNDA!

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


lollest, and the m-sadaka app for broke semi-literate pastors who thrive on tribal schisms
our goals are best achieved indirectly
kiterunner
#140 Posted : Friday, September 20, 2013 7:19:16 PM
Rank: Member

Joined: 7/9/2011
Posts: 730
Location: Nairobi
ecstacy wrote:
Today she appears on K24.



cant wait, but on twitter the guy that produces the show said there wont be anything on hubby

I bet there was but they edited her out
our goals are best achieved indirectly
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