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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi
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Impunity wrote:Lolest! wrote:Impunity wrote:Amores wrote:Hahahaha this thread is funny,but hiyo ni nguo- i think :) Hiyo sio nguo. We can bet! They wedded last month and we expect a chaod in the next 9 months...that is by May 2014; If she delivers earlier than that then we will know sio nguo bali ni tumbo! Give them 2 months leeway 7 months happens A 7 month chaod will be taken in to some nursery kind of so that he/she gains strength...but if the kid is born and he/she head straight to home and starts munching fufu then hapo kuna chida!  @Impunity, hapo umenena!!!! ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,330 Location: Masada
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McReggae wrote:Impunity wrote:Lolest! wrote:Impunity wrote:Amores wrote:Hahahaha this thread is funny,but hiyo ni nguo- i think :) Hiyo sio nguo. We can bet! They wedded last month and we expect a chaod in the next 9 months...that is by May 2014; If she delivers earlier than that then we will know sio nguo bali ni tumbo! Give them 2 months leeway 7 months happens A 7 month chaod will be taken in to some nursery kind of so that he/she gains strength...but if the kid is born and he/she head straight to home and starts munching fufu then hapo kuna chida! @Impunity, hapo umenena!!!! We have planted moles and sleuths in Downtown Naija to monitor the situation closely. We are counting keenly the days and a reminder is also activated on our smart phones to beep just in case we forget!  Portfolio: Sold
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/2/2009 Posts: 2,458 Location: Nairobi
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Guys.. dont be ready to judge them before nine months..
They may have married traditionally, customarily or many other ways before the grand ceremony. which was just to satisfy every girls dream.. a wedding!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi
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poundfoolish wrote:Guys.. dont be ready to judge them before nine months..
They may have married traditionally, customarily or many other ways before the grand ceremony. which was just to satisfy every girls dream.. a wedding! Hiyo ilifanyika juzi........officially that is!!!! ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/2/2009 Posts: 2,458 Location: Nairobi
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McReggae wrote:poundfoolish wrote:Guys.. dont be ready to judge them before nine months..
They may have married traditionally, customarily or many other ways before the grand ceremony. which was just to satisfy every girls dream.. a wedding! Hiyo ilifanyika juzi........officially that is!!!! Na the civil one?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,330 Location: Masada
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poundfoolish wrote:Guys.. dont be ready to judge them before nine months..
They may have married traditionally, customarily or many other ways before the grand ceremony. which was just to satisfy every girls dream.. a wedding! These people marrieds the Pentecostal Xtian way and no tasting is the norm until the D-Day...plus a "saved" gal was marrying a "real" pastor. NINE MONTHS IS WHAT WILL SAVE THEM, OTHERWISE NYANI NI WALE WALE!  Portfolio: Sold
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,330 Location: Masada
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poundfoolish wrote:McReggae wrote:poundfoolish wrote:Guys.. dont be ready to judge them before nine months..
They may have married traditionally, customarily or many other ways before the grand ceremony. which was just to satisfy every girls dream.. a wedding! Hiyo ilifanyika juzi........officially that is!!!! Na the civil one? Unless the civil one happened long time before the first wive passed on. If she give birth 6 months from the wedding day or anything close to that we will just accept makosa ilifanyika and move on! Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi
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poundfoolish wrote:McReggae wrote:poundfoolish wrote:Guys.. dont be ready to judge them before nine months..
They may have married traditionally, customarily or many other ways before the grand ceremony. which was just to satisfy every girls dream.. a wedding! Hiyo ilifanyika juzi........officially that is!!!! Na the civil one? Hii yao ilikuwa customery then church and Emmy said she was a virgin just the other day!!! ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 3/26/2012 Posts: 1,182
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McReggae wrote:poundfoolish wrote:McReggae wrote:poundfoolish wrote:Guys.. dont be ready to judge them before nine months..
They may have married traditionally, customarily or many other ways before the grand ceremony. which was just to satisfy every girls dream.. a wedding! Hiyo ilifanyika juzi........officially that is!!!! Na the civil one? Hii yao ilikuwa customery then church and Emmy said she was a virgin just the other day!!! She said that? To whom? Why? Masaibu ya kujitakia hayo.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,330 Location: Masada
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mkeiyd wrote:McReggae wrote:poundfoolish wrote:McReggae wrote:poundfoolish wrote:Guys.. dont be ready to judge them before nine months..
They may have married traditionally, customarily or many other ways before the grand ceremony. which was just to satisfy every girls dream.. a wedding! Hiyo ilifanyika juzi........officially that is!!!! Na the civil one? Hii yao ilikuwa customery then church and Emmy said she was a virgin just the other day!!! She said that? To whom? Why? Masaibu ya kujitakia hayo. She still have one line of defence, she quote a "virgin birth"...but who asked her for virginity? But for kaleoz you cant rule the virgin thing all together! Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi
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Impunity wrote:mkeiyd wrote:McReggae wrote:poundfoolish wrote:McReggae wrote:poundfoolish wrote:Guys.. dont be ready to judge them before nine months..
They may have married traditionally, customarily or many other ways before the grand ceremony. which was just to satisfy every girls dream.. a wedding! Hiyo ilifanyika juzi........officially that is!!!! Na the civil one? Hii yao ilikuwa customery then church and Emmy said she was a virgin just the other day!!! She said that? To whom? Why? Masaibu ya kujitakia hayo. She still have one line of defence, she quote a "virgin birth"...but who asked her for virginity? But for kaleoz you cant rule the virgin thing all together! Hii maneno ilikuwa kule twirra akasema ikl hivo.....no apologies for being a virgin. ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,330 Location: Masada
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McReggae wrote:Impunity wrote:mkeiyd wrote:McReggae wrote:poundfoolish wrote:McReggae wrote:poundfoolish wrote:Guys.. dont be ready to judge them before nine months..
They may have married traditionally, customarily or many other ways before the grand ceremony. which was just to satisfy every girls dream.. a wedding! Hiyo ilifanyika juzi........officially that is!!!! Na the civil one? Hii yao ilikuwa customery then church and Emmy said she was a virgin just the other day!!! She said that? To whom? Why? Masaibu ya kujitakia hayo. She still have one line of defence, she quote a "virgin birth"...but who asked her for virginity? But for kaleoz you cant rule the virgin thing all together! Hii maneno ilikuwa kule twirra akasema ikl hivo.....no apologies for being a virgin. Unless the pastor shows the white linen, we wont believe anything close to that! Hata cha baba na mama hakuwahi? Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Member Joined: 4/1/2009 Posts: 846
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Coolio wrote:Am wrote:kiterunner wrote:washiku wrote:Magigi wrote:...Does a gift have to be expensive to be acceptable...I thought it was the symbolism in the gift not the value... Maybe to him that is not that expensive, you know...Expensive is relative. mbegu/sadaka naija style Guys, Do you need an MBA to see that she has "stomach" This guy landed kitambo. It is clear. This is stomach of kedo 3-4 months ama ni goggles!!! as for chemos, aaaiii be a bit kind ati kaleo women have big stomachs????? how? I have a similar dress and everytime i wear it i look like am pregnant and am not, so i still insist hii ni design ya nguo.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,330 Location: Masada
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CLK wrote:Coolio wrote:Am wrote:kiterunner wrote:washiku wrote:Magigi wrote:...Does a gift have to be expensive to be acceptable...I thought it was the symbolism in the gift not the value... Maybe to him that is not that expensive, you know...Expensive is relative. mbegu/sadaka naija style Guys, Do you need an MBA to see that she has "stomach" This guy landed kitambo. It is clear. This is stomach of kedo 3-4 months ama ni goggles!!! as for chemos, aaaiii be a bit kind ati kaleo women have big stomachs????? how? I have a similar dress and everytime i wear it i look like am pregnant and am not, so i still insist hii ni design ya nguo. Unless she is suffering from gases/flatulent owing to eating too much fufu! But the pastor was not going to play with her, kwanja virgins get pegged on the very first initial landing and we all believe @Emmy was bikra kama Maria na safi kama pamba!! Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Member Joined: 4/1/2009 Posts: 846
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Impunity wrote:CLK wrote:Coolio wrote:Am wrote:kiterunner wrote:washiku wrote:Magigi wrote:...Does a gift have to be expensive to be acceptable...I thought it was the symbolism in the gift not the value... Maybe to him that is not that expensive, you know...Expensive is relative. mbegu/sadaka naija style Guys, Do you need an MBA to see that she has "stomach" This guy landed kitambo. It is clear. This is stomach of kedo 3-4 months ama ni goggles!!! as for chemos, aaaiii be a bit kind ati kaleo women have big stomachs????? how? I have a similar dress and everytime i wear it i look like am pregnant and am not, so i still insist hii ni design ya nguo. Unless she is suffering from gases/flatulent owing to eating too much fufu! But the pastor was not going to play with her, kwanja virgins get pegged on the very first initial landing and we all believe @Emmy was bikra kama Maria na safi kama pamba!! Unajaribu kusema am suffering from gas and flatulence?? 
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,330 Location: Masada
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CLK wrote:Impunity wrote:CLK wrote:Coolio wrote:Am wrote:kiterunner wrote:washiku wrote:Magigi wrote:...Does a gift have to be expensive to be acceptable...I thought it was the symbolism in the gift not the value... Maybe to him that is not that expensive, you know...Expensive is relative. mbegu/sadaka naija style Guys, Do you need an MBA to see that she has "stomach" This guy landed kitambo. It is clear. This is stomach of kedo 3-4 months ama ni goggles!!! as for chemos, aaaiii be a bit kind ati kaleo women have big stomachs????? how? I have a similar dress and everytime i wear it i look like am pregnant and am not, so i still insist hii ni design ya nguo. Unless she is suffering from gases/flatulent owing to eating too much fufu! But the pastor was not going to play with her, kwanja virgins get pegged on the very first initial landing and we all believe @Emmy was bikra kama Maria na safi kama pamba!! Unajaribu kusema am suffering from gas and flatulence?? Diooooooooo...alama ya dukuduku!!! The type of ladies who keeps on "tweeting" all over the place, whether in the street or in the duvet! Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/11/2012 Posts: 5,222
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Impunity wrote:CLK wrote:Impunity wrote:CLK wrote:Coolio wrote:Am wrote:kiterunner wrote:washiku wrote:Magigi wrote:...Does a gift have to be expensive to be acceptable...I thought it was the symbolism in the gift not the value... Maybe to him that is not that expensive, you know...Expensive is relative. mbegu/sadaka naija style Guys, Do you need an MBA to see that she has "stomach" This guy landed kitambo. It is clear. This is stomach of kedo 3-4 months ama ni goggles!!! as for chemos, aaaiii be a bit kind ati kaleo women have big stomachs????? how? I have a similar dress and everytime i wear it i look like am pregnant and am not, so i still insist hii ni design ya nguo. Unless she is suffering from gases/flatulent owing to eating too much fufu! But the pastor was not going to play with her, kwanja virgins get pegged on the very first initial landing and we all believe @Emmy was bikra kama Maria na safi kama pamba!! Unajaribu kusema am suffering from gas and flatulence?? Diooooooooo...alama ya dukuduku!!! The type of ladies who keeps on "tweeting" all over the place, whether in the street or in the duvet! That limousine is enough to give any woman gas and flatulence(Is this the new word for pregnancy?)
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,330 Location: Masada
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Mukiri wrote:Impunity wrote:CLK wrote:Impunity wrote:CLK wrote:Coolio wrote:Am wrote:kiterunner wrote:washiku wrote:Magigi wrote:...Does a gift have to be expensive to be acceptable...I thought it was the symbolism in the gift not the value... Maybe to him that is not that expensive, you know...Expensive is relative. mbegu/sadaka naija style Guys, Do you need an MBA to see that she has "stomach" This guy landed kitambo. It is clear. This is stomach of kedo 3-4 months ama ni goggles!!! as for chemos, aaaiii be a bit kind ati kaleo women have big stomachs????? how? I have a similar dress and everytime i wear it i look like am pregnant and am not, so i still insist hii ni design ya nguo. Unless she is suffering from gases/flatulent owing to eating too much fufu! But the pastor was not going to play with her, kwanja virgins get pegged on the very first initial landing and we all believe @Emmy was bikra kama Maria na safi kama pamba!! Unajaribu kusema am suffering from gas and flatulence?? Diooooooooo...alama ya dukuduku!!! The type of ladies who keeps on "tweeting" all over the place, whether in the street or in the duvet! That limousine is enough to give any woman gas and flatulence(Is this the new word for pregnancy?) Gas and Flatulence! Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/11/2012 Posts: 5,222
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Impunity wrote:Mukiri wrote:Impunity wrote:CLK wrote:Impunity wrote:CLK wrote:Coolio wrote:Am wrote:kiterunner wrote:washiku wrote:Magigi wrote:...Does a gift have to be expensive to be acceptable...I thought it was the symbolism in the gift not the value... Maybe to him that is not that expensive, you know...Expensive is relative. mbegu/sadaka naija style Guys, Do you need an MBA to see that she has "stomach" This guy landed kitambo. It is clear. This is stomach of kedo 3-4 months ama ni goggles!!! as for chemos, aaaiii be a bit kind ati kaleo women have big stomachs????? how? I have a similar dress and everytime i wear it i look like am pregnant and am not, so i still insist hii ni design ya nguo. Unless she is suffering from gases/flatulent owing to eating too much fufu! But the pastor was not going to play with her, kwanja virgins get pegged on the very first initial landing and we all believe @Emmy was bikra kama Maria na safi kama pamba!! Unajaribu kusema am suffering from gas and flatulence?? Diooooooooo...alama ya dukuduku!!! The type of ladies who keeps on "tweeting" all over the place, whether in the street or in the duvet! That limousine is enough to give any woman gas and flatulence(Is this the new word for pregnancy?) Gas and Flatulence! @Imp Please update the Wazua Lingo ASAP! After the July-August freezing temperatures, many wives have gas and flatulence
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/7/2012 Posts: 11,923
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Poor Kenyan men; whinners & losers. I will share my experience on Friday. Let naija & 55 do his thing. & you cant get PG without coming, just ask a sister friend. In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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