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#11 Posted : Tuesday, September 17, 2013 10:43:38 AM
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#12 Posted : Tuesday, September 17, 2013 10:51:23 AM
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Rankaz13 wrote:


An African leader makes an official trip to Russia. As he's leaving, the Russian leader tells him that
in Russia they have a farewell custom called 'Russian Roulette' to demonstrate one's courage.
The Russian whips out a revolver, loads one chamber, gives the cylinder a spin, puts the gun to his head and pulls the trigger.... CLICK... empty chamber. He hands the revolver to his African guest and says, "Your turn." Not to be outdone, the African repeats the ritual.. CLICK.... empty.

The next year, the Russian visits the African country. As he's leaving, the African tells him that he was very impressed with 'Russian Roulette' and that he has devised an African ritual to demonstrate one's courage. The African then disappears through a door, only to reappear a few minutes later smiling and says to the Russian, "Your turn."

The African escorts the Russian through the door. In the room are six of the most beautiful, naked women he has ever seen. The African explains that he is to choose one of the women, who will perform oral sex on him. Absolutely dumbfounded, the Russian asks, "What kind of test of courage is this?" The African calmly answers, "One of them is a cannibal."


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly ......cracked ribs technician required urgently.
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#13 Posted : Tuesday, September 17, 2013 11:26:34 AM
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Mukiri wrote
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A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She's not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents.

He has a bad case of gas and really needs to releive some pressure.

Luckly, the family dog jumps up on the couch next to him. He decides that he can let a little fart out and if anyone notices they will think that the dog did it.

He farts, and the date's mother yells, "Spot, get down from there."

The guy thinks, "Great, they think the dog did it." He releases another fart, and the woman again yells for the dog to get down.

This goes on for a couple more farts. Finally the date's mother yells, "Dammit Spot, get down before he shits on you."


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#14 Posted : Friday, January 10, 2014 3:19:11 AM
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#15 Posted : Friday, January 10, 2014 4:19:10 AM
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The dude grew too familiar with the cigarette and it showed him contempt right there! Never get familiar with anything... and I mean anything!!


Mukiri wrote:
A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She's not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents.

He has a bad case of gas and really needs to releive some pressure.

Luckly, the family dog jumps up on the couch next to him. He decides that he can let a little fart out and if anyone notices they will think that the dog did it.

He farts, and the date's mother yells, "Spot, get down from there."

The guy thinks, "Great, they think the dog did it." He releases another fart, and the woman again yells for the dog to get down.

This goes on for a couple more farts. Finally the date's mother yells, "Dammit Spot, get down before he shits on you."


Lolest!
Drobos fly
#16 Posted : Friday, January 10, 2014 4:28:08 AM
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Two terrorists were driving to the location where they intended to plant a bomb, which one of them had in his lap. ‘"Drive a little faster, the bomb may go off any minute,"’ said the man carrying the explosive. "‘Don’t worry,’ the driver assured him, ‘we have got a spare one in the boot."’
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#17 Posted : Friday, January 10, 2014 10:57:38 AM
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A couple going on vacation but his wife was on a business trip so he went to the destination first and his wife would meet him the next day.

When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email.

Unfortunately, when typing her address, he mistyped a letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife whose husband had passed away only the day before.

When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.

At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

P.S. Sure is hot down here.
Whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve.
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#18 Posted : Friday, January 10, 2014 11:06:38 AM
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#19 Posted : Friday, January 10, 2014 9:54:21 PM
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qooler wrote:


Brick wallChris Poole what did you doLaughing out loudly
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#20 Posted : Saturday, January 11, 2014 7:21:53 AM
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