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Bribes don't help the police.
Rankaz13
#21 Posted: : Friday, September 13, 2013 7:30:55 PM
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Magigi wrote:
mkenyan wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
Close to 28 years on EA roads and not a penny to a traffic cop.

you give them notes, I see.

@njunge...damn..no cop would dare stand on the way of bijuti...I am sure they for stop you and by the time bijuti decides to stop it is already 1 km away....


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Njung'e
#22 Posted : Friday, September 13, 2013 7:35:54 PM
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Magigi wrote:
mkenyan wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
Close to 28 years on EA roads and not a penny to a traffic cop.

you give them notes, I see.

@njunge...damn..no cop would dare stand on the way of bijuti...I am sure they for stop you and by the time bijuti decides to stop it is already 1 km away....


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly.If i get an accident in this one,i am certain i will die from a 100% tetanus.Not my own injuries.
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Um Sayala
#23 Posted : Friday, September 13, 2013 7:48:45 PM
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Police make alot of money on the road...and yes they put it to good use. Flats, land, matatus. A lady friend in traffic runs 3 minibuses that ply one of the city routes.

Just like KRA and Immigration and treasury and God knows which govt office is not corrupt. Sh*t
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Coolio
#24 Posted : Saturday, September 14, 2013 11:11:55 AM
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digitek1 wrote:
kiterunner wrote:
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Coolio wrote:
I have never bribed!


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@kiterunner and digitek what's funny??
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Shak
#25 Posted : Saturday, September 14, 2013 11:32:24 AM
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Um Sayala wrote:
Police make alot of money on the road...and yes they put it to good use. Flats, land, matatus. A lady friend in traffic runs 3 minibuses that ply one of the city routes.

Just like KRA and Immigration and treasury and God knows which govt office is not corrupt. Sh*t

And Roads engineers: filthy rich
segemia
#26 Posted : Saturday, September 14, 2013 12:00:48 PM
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A typical traffic policeman in Kenya. The guy did not swallow a python!!!
Magigi
#27 Posted : Saturday, September 14, 2013 12:04:05 PM
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segemia wrote:


A typical traffic policeman in Kenya. The guy did not swallow a python!!!

...and the dick seems to be competing with the tummy...when did the guy last see it?
butterflyke
#28 Posted : Saturday, September 14, 2013 12:10:06 PM
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Njung'e wrote:
Magigi wrote:
mkenyan wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
Close to 28 years on EA roads and not a penny to a traffic cop.

you give them notes, I see.

@njunge...damn..no cop would dare stand on the way of bijuti...I am sure they for stop you and by the time bijuti decides to stop it is already 1 km away....


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly.If i get an accident in this one,i am certain i will die from a 100% tetanus.Not my own injuries.


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali🐝
kysse
#29 Posted : Saturday, September 14, 2013 1:39:56 PM
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segemia wrote:


A typical traffic policeman in Kenya. The guy did not swallow a python!!!


That gun can go off out of pressure. yuck.
Magigi
#30 Posted : Saturday, September 14, 2013 2:05:40 PM
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kysse wrote:
segemia wrote:


A typical traffic policeman in Kenya. The guy did not swallow a python!!!


That gun can go off out of pressure. yuck.

Which gun...metaphorical or literal gun?
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