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Rank: Member Joined: 10/8/2010 Posts: 763 Location: Intersection
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Mukiri wrote:danas10 wrote:Mukiri wrote:maligumu wrote:McReggae wrote:Pierce wrote:Lolest! wrote:eating fish Both sides...he he he ! hehehe, did @Mawinder confirm that the 'friend' eats both sides!!! Utamu wa samaki nikumla pande zote mbili. Wait until your wife buys a toy and asks you to bend over.. I refuse to imagine this!!! shidwe!!!!!  @Danas, I thought you were a lady? I am...sasa nitamwambiaje bend over? hiyo scenario ndio sitaki kuona!!!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/31/2008 Posts: 7,081 Location: Kenya
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mawinder wrote:Mukiri wrote:mawinder wrote:chemos wrote:Mukiri wrote:maligumu wrote:McReggae wrote:Pierce wrote:Lolest! wrote:eating fish Both sides...he he he ! hehehe, did @Mawinder confirm that the 'friend' eats both sides!!! Utamu wa samaki nikumla pande zote mbili. Wait until your wife buys a toy and asks you to bend over.. @Mukiri... Are u by any chance the guy who took over FINGER of god ministries!!!!! Kweli umeona mengi....  Mukiri is to be seen at CITAM on Valley Road.I have seen him there with my 2 eyes.  Next time say hi... and become a member. I have a feeling you'd make a great Christian. Just like Paul(former Saul) So that I can be conned in the Moving the Ark Projects? And swipe a tithe...saw the guy who explained how it works calling the congregation 'customers'
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/11/2012 Posts: 5,222
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There is nothing wrong with giving your tithe electronically. If anything, its safer and more convenient. On his behalf, Sorry. Set your eyes on God and not man and/or the verbs/nouns that you think are misplaced.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada
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danas10 wrote:Mukiri wrote:danas10 wrote:Mukiri wrote:maligumu wrote:McReggae wrote:Pierce wrote:Lolest! wrote:eating fish Both sides...he he he ! hehehe, did @Mawinder confirm that the 'friend' eats both sides!!! Utamu wa samaki nikumla pande zote mbili. Wait until your wife buys a toy and asks you to bend over.. I refuse to imagine this!!! shidwe!!!!! @Danas, I thought you were a lady? I am...sasa nitamwambiaje bend over? hiyo scenario ndio sitaki kuona!!! Si unafunga hiyo toy vizuro na kamba strong then request him to rogota some staff on the floor! Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Member Joined: 7/9/2011 Posts: 730 Location: Nairobi
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Mukiri wrote:maligumu wrote:McReggae wrote:Pierce wrote:Lolest! wrote:eating fish Both sides...he he he ! hehehe, did @Mawinder confirm that the 'friend' eats both sides!!! Utamu wa samaki nikumla pande zote mbili. Wait until your wife buys a toy and asks you to bend over.. Pole pastor, did this happen to 'a friend of yours' ? Man ngai pole sana our goals are best achieved indirectly
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/19/2013 Posts: 2,552
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/11/2012 Posts: 5,222
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kiterunner wrote:Mukiri wrote:maligumu wrote:McReggae wrote:Pierce wrote:Lolest! wrote:eating fish Both sides...he he he ! hehehe, did @Mawinder confirm that the 'friend' eats both sides!!! Utamu wa samaki nikumla pande zote mbili. Wait until your wife buys a toy and asks you to bend over.. Pole pastor, did this happen to 'a friend of yours' ? Man ngai pole sana  Good for the gander, goose for the goose
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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/17/2013 Posts: 4,693 Location: Earth
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@ pastor,we /I want to know about these toys you keep talking about,their benefits,where they are bought,how they help enhance relationship,etc etc.
I just can't help imagining a house full of toys na sio za tois!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/11/2012 Posts: 5,222
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Get married first. You can't buy a car(toy) if you have nowhere to go
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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/17/2013 Posts: 4,693 Location: Earth
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Mukiri wrote:Get married first. You can't buy a car(toy) if you have nowhere to go But u go places even though you refused to buy yourself a car sivyo? Knowing doesn't mean using,we may educate others. ok share.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/18/2011 Posts: 12,069 Location: Kianjokoma
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kiterunner wrote:Mukiri wrote:maligumu wrote:McReggae wrote:Pierce wrote:Lolest! wrote:eating fish Both sides...he he he ! hehehe, did @Mawinder confirm that the 'friend' eats both sides!!! Utamu wa samaki nikumla pande zote mbili. Wait until your wife buys a toy and asks you to bend over.. Pole pastor, did this happen to 'a friend of yours' ? Man ngai pole sana huyu mkiri haeleweki
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Rank: Member Joined: 10/8/2010 Posts: 763 Location: Intersection
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Mukiri wrote:Get married first. You can't buy a car(toy) if you have nowhere to go You dont sound married either, yet you could write a book on toys...going by how many times you have recommended them in wazua alone... saidia essyk tafadhali
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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/17/2013 Posts: 4,693 Location: Earth
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mwanaume ni kufundishana.
Which,where and how.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/11/2012 Posts: 5,222
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danas10 wrote:Mukiri wrote:Get married first. You can't buy a car(toy) if you have nowhere to go You dont sound married either, yet you could write a book on toys...going by how many times you have recommended them in wazua alone... saidia essyk tafadhali Ati!?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/17/2013 Posts: 4,693 Location: Earth
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Mukiri wrote:danas10 wrote:Mukiri wrote:Get married first. You can't buy a car(toy) if you have nowhere to go You dont sound married either, yet you could write a book on toys...going by how many times you have recommended them in wazua alone... saidia essyk tafadhali Ati!? please bring out the toys utufunze wacha kuhepa swali.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/11/2012 Posts: 5,222
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kysse wrote:Mukiri wrote:danas10 wrote:Mukiri wrote:Get married first. You can't buy a car(toy) if you have nowhere to go You dont sound married either, yet you could write a book on toys...going by how many times you have recommended them in wazua alone... saidia essyk tafadhali Ati!? please bring out the toys utufunze wacha kuhepa swali. Where is your porcupine?
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Rank: Member Joined: 10/8/2010 Posts: 763 Location: Intersection
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Mukiri wrote:danas10 wrote:Mukiri wrote:Get married first. You can't buy a car(toy) if you have nowhere to go You dont sound married either, yet you could write a book on toys...going by how many times you have recommended them in wazua alone... saidia essyk tafadhali Ati!? wooiiii!!! Pole sana!!!! sasa saidia essyk....
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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/17/2013 Posts: 4,693 Location: Earth
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I don't keep porcupines.
ok forget the toys stuff.I am just joking.
I believe in real human gadgets,with exception in cases of handicap or inability to perform with excellence.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada
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del Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada
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