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bkismat		#1 Posted : Monday, September 09, 2013 8:25:01 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 10/23/2009 Posts: 2,375		http://mobile.nation.co....l/-/jyx6v1/-/index.html Quote: A 74-year-old Brazilian man is to wed his pet goat because she doesn't speak or request money. A Brazilian man is to wed his pet goat. Aparecido Castaldo, 74, will tie the knot with the animal, Carmelita, after being in love with his four-legged friend for the past two years, and he enjoys the fact the goat is less demanding than some of his former lovers. He said: "She doesn't speak and doesn't want money. "Whenever someone says I am doing something wrong I reply the goat does not speak, ask for money to go shopping and doesn't get pregnant - and she can't talk." Aparecido has fathered eight children from four different women but he has promised not to consummate his marriage to Carmelita. It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt... -Mark Twain
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Am		#2 Posted : Monday, September 09, 2013 8:26:57 AM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 2/21/2012 Posts: 1,739		Frank Njenga Recommended Do not be anxious about anything, but in everything, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God..
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Impunity		#3 Posted : Monday, September 09, 2013 10:29:59 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,334 Location: Masada		Carmelita. Portfolio: Sold You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Kaigangio		#4 Posted : Monday, September 09, 2013 10:42:36 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 2/27/2007 Posts: 2,768		...It has been 2 hours since this thread appeared and only 3 posts so far have been posted... If this was happening in Kiambu, believe it or not my post would be the 350th post!!!... Talk of us being happy when things go bad to our own people in our own backyard...veeery silly of us indeed... *...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...*
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Impunity		#5 Posted : Monday, September 09, 2013 10:51:36 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,334 Location: Masada		Kaigangio wrote: ...It has been 2 hours since this thread appeared and only 3 posts so far have been posted... If this was happening in Kiambu, believe it or not my post would be the 350th post!!!... Talk of us being happy when things go bad to our own people in our own backyard...veeery silly of us indeed... Portfolio: Sold You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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mawinder		#6 Posted : Wednesday, September 25, 2013 11:56:12 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 4/30/2008 Posts: 6,029		Impunity wrote: Kaigangio wrote: ...It has been 2 hours since this thread appeared and only 3 posts so far have been posted... If this was happening in Kiambu, believe it or not my post would be the 350th post!!!... Talk of us being happy when things go bad to our own people in our own backyard...veeery silly of us indeed... It has happened!!!! http://www.kenyan-post.c...y-goat-after-he-was.html
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masukuma		#7 Posted : Wednesday, September 25, 2013 5:24:37 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 10/4/2006 Posts: 13,823 Location: Nairobi		bkismat wrote: http://mobile.nation.co.ke/lifestyle/-/1950774/1983970/-/format/xhtml/-/jyx6v1/-/index.html Quote: A 74-year-old Brazilian man is to wed his pet goat because she doesn't speak or request money. A Brazilian man is to wed his pet goat. Aparecido Castaldo, 74, will tie the knot with the animal, Carmelita, after being in love with his four-legged friend for the past two years, and he enjoys the fact the goat is less demanding than some of his former lovers. He said: "She doesn't speak and doesn't want money. "Whenever someone says I am doing something wrong I reply the goat does not speak, ask for money to go shopping and doesn't get pregnant - and she can't talk." Aparecido has fathered eight children from four different women but he has promised not to consummate his marriage to Carmelita. hahaha.... this is just madness!! All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
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