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chemos
#31 Posted : Thursday, August 29, 2013 12:51:24 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 11/28/2006
Posts: 1,799
The Clown wrote:
Lol, some of the questions and comments on this thread are hilarious. Let me do my best to try and answer your queries one by one.

I'm fluent in Swahili and one of the local dialects.

I'm in the medical field, and by that I don't mean a caregiver.

I think I've now nyitatad haya maneno ya plug na socket. I have one that protrudes.

Married, and I only eat at one source. Hiyo ya donkeys, goats and chicken ni gutúríka.

Political views: extreme.

I detest deodorants. I believe the best way to deal with body odour is to observe good hygiene and avoid eating foods that toa that harufu.




So you dont EAT the said animals but TREAT them....d'oh! d'oh! d'oh! d'oh! Pray Pray Pray
Muriel
#32 Posted : Thursday, August 29, 2013 1:10:36 PM
Rank: Member

Joined: 11/19/2009
Posts: 3,142
The Clown wrote:
Lol, some of the questions and comments on this thread are hilarious. Let me do my best to try and answer your queries one by one.

I'm fluent in Swahili and one of the local dialects.

I'm in the medical field, and by that I don't mean a caregiver.

I think I've now nyitatad haya maneno ya plug na socket. I have one that protrudes.

Married, and I only eat at one source. Hiyo ya donkeys, goats and chicken ni gutúríka.

Political views: extreme.

I detest deodorants. I believe the best way to deal with body odour is to observe good hygiene and avoid eating foods that toa that harufu.



Oh, dear!

I sincerely hope not an immigrant from masherdour.

Please! Please!
Magigi
#33 Posted : Thursday, August 29, 2013 1:35:17 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/31/2008
Posts: 7,081
Location: Kenya
The Clown wrote:
Lol, some of the questions and comments on this thread are hilarious. Let me do my best to try and answer your queries one by one.

I'm fluent in Swahili and one of the local dialects.

I'm in the medical field, and by that I don't mean a caregiver.

I think I've now nyitatad haya maneno ya plug na socket. I have one that protrudes.

Married, and I only eat at one source. Hiyo ya donkeys, goats and chicken ni gutúríka.

Political views: extreme.

I detest deodorants. I believe the best way to deal with body odour is to observe good hygiene and avoid eating foods that toa that harufu.


...can you expound on 'the one that protrudes'...they all protrude...just the degree...ama za Hugo majuu ziko aje?
McReggae
#34 Posted : Thursday, August 29, 2013 2:04:16 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 6/17/2008
Posts: 23,365
Location: Nairobi
Magigi wrote:
The Clown wrote:
Lol, some of the questions and comments on this thread are hilarious. Let me do my best to try and answer your queries one by one.

I'm fluent in Swahili and one of the local dialects.

I'm in the medical field, and by that I don't mean a caregiver.

I think I've now nyitatad haya maneno ya plug na socket. I have one that protrudes.

Married, and I only eat at one source. Hiyo ya donkeys, goats and chicken ni gutúríka.

Political views: extreme.

I detest deodorants. I believe the best way to deal with body odour is to observe good hygiene and avoid eating foods that toa that harufu.


...can you expound on 'the one that protrudes'...they all protrude...just the degree...ama za Hugo majuu ziko aje?


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
Am
#35 Posted : Thursday, August 29, 2013 2:36:27 PM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 2/21/2012
Posts: 1,739
The Clown wrote:
Lol, some of the questions and comments on this thread are hilarious. Let me do my best to try and answer your queries one by one.

I'm fluent in Swahili and one of the local dialects.

I'm in the medical field, and by that I don't mean a caregiver.

I think I've now nyitatad haya maneno ya plug na socket. I have one that protrudes.

Married, and I only eat at one source. Hiyo ya donkeys, goats and chicken ni gutúríka.

Political views: extreme.

I detest deodorants. I believe the best way to deal with body odour is to observe good hygiene and avoid eating foods that toa that harufu.




I thought so. You are a GYNAECOLOGIST. Kweli Orongo?
Do not be anxious about anything, but in everything, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God..
mb'oss
#36 Posted : Thursday, August 29, 2013 3:00:51 PM
Rank: New-farer

Joined: 8/26/2013
Posts: 29
Clown

Welcome though am just a neophyte just like you. Feel the heat and smile the hate away


Life's for the living
nostoppingthis
#37 Posted : Thursday, August 29, 2013 3:30:21 PM
Rank: Chief

Joined: 8/24/2009
Posts: 5,909
Location: Nairobi
The Clown wrote:
Lol, some of the questions and comments on this thread are hilarious. Let me do my best to try and answer your queries one by one.

I'm fluent in Swahili and one of the local dialects.

I'm in the medical field, and by that I don't mean a caregiver.

I think I've now nyitatad haya maneno ya plug na socket. I have one that protrudes.

Married, and I only eat at one source. Hiyo ya donkeys, goats and chicken ni gutúríka.

Political views: extreme.

I detest deodorants. I believe the best way to deal with body odour is to observe good hygiene and avoid eating foods that toa that harufu.



Atlanta? politics yako ni ya akina @Am...
nostoppingthis
#38 Posted : Thursday, August 29, 2013 3:31:56 PM
Rank: Chief

Joined: 8/24/2009
Posts: 5,909
Location: Nairobi
McReggae wrote:
Magigi wrote:
The Clown wrote:
Lol, some of the questions and comments on this thread are hilarious. Let me do my best to try and answer your queries one by one.

I'm fluent in Swahili and one of the local dialects.

I'm in the medical field, and by that I don't mean a caregiver.

I think I've now nyitatad haya maneno ya plug na socket. I have one that protrudes.

Married, and I only eat at one source. Hiyo ya donkeys, goats and chicken ni gutúríka.

Political views: extreme.

I detest deodorants. I believe the best way to deal with body odour is to observe good hygiene and avoid eating foods that toa that harufu.


...can you expound on 'the one that protrudes'...they all protrude...just the degree...ama za Hugo majuu ziko aje?


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly swala nyeti
Swenani
#39 Posted : Thursday, August 29, 2013 3:42:02 PM
Rank: User

Joined: 8/15/2013
Posts: 13,237
Location: Vacuum
The Clown wrote:
I guess matusi is a way of welcoming people to wazua.

Kenyans don't smell like goats, it's just that our weather is humid and rather hot which makes us sweat more. Never had a problem with body odour of people back home.

You are really a clown
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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