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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/31/2008 Posts: 7,081 Location: Kenya
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The Clown wrote:I guess matusi is a way of welcoming people to wazua.
Kenyans don't smell like goats, it's just that our weather is humid and rather hot which makes us sweat more. Never had a problem with body odour of people back home. Good to say that we don't smell like goats...and if write do it is because we set lots of it...karibu Tran sana...
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi
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The Clown wrote:Lol, I am not Kiash!
Political affiliation? I lean more towards one of the large coalitions but wacha nisiseme ni gani for now. Let people know through my posts and threads.
Not sure what plug or socket means. We are waiting!!!!....welcome!!!! ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/31/2008 Posts: 7,081 Location: Kenya
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Am wrote:The Clown wrote:Lol, I am not Kiash!
Political affiliation? I lean more towards one of the large coalitions but wacha nisiseme ni gani for now. Let people know through my posts and threads.
Not sure what plug or socket means. So are you a banana or Orange Plant. You can Compare a Plug to a Cooking Stick and Socket to Cooking Pot/Sufuria, If you still SPEAK SWAHILI Aiiiiiiiiiii...mbloo...that metaphor of a cooking pot is too exaggerated ...makes it kook like a pothole.....
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Rank: Elder Joined: 11/28/2006 Posts: 1,799
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Have u ever eaten a shicken, a Ngoat or a Ndonkey??
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi
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chemos wrote:Have u ever eaten a shicken, a Ngoat or a Ndonkey??
What type of eating are you talking about here???? ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/21/2008 Posts: 2,490
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McReggae wrote:chemos wrote:Have u ever eaten a shicken, a Ngoat or a Ndonkey??
What type of eating are you talking about here???? Nyeri type  The man who marries a beautiful woman, and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem
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Rank: Member Joined: 2/9/2012 Posts: 576
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are you pro deodorants or anti deodorants? Africa belongs to Africans.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 11/28/2006 Posts: 1,799
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McReggae wrote:chemos wrote:Have u ever eaten a shicken, a Ngoat or a Ndonkey??
What type of eating are you talking about here???? U know clowns can do anything.... wacha ajibu kwanza....
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Rank: Member Joined: 10/8/2010 Posts: 763 Location: Intersection
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Rank: Member Joined: 8/24/2013 Posts: 185 Location: Diaspora
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Lol, some of the questions and comments on this thread are hilarious. Let me do my best to try and answer your queries one by one.
I'm fluent in Swahili and one of the local dialects.
I'm in the medical field, and by that I don't mean a caregiver.
I think I've now nyitatad haya maneno ya plug na socket. I have one that protrudes.
Married, and I only eat at one source. Hiyo ya donkeys, goats and chicken ni gutúríka.
Political views: extreme.
I detest deodorants. I believe the best way to deal with body odour is to observe good hygiene and avoid eating foods that toa that harufu.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 11/28/2006 Posts: 1,799
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Rank: Member Joined: 11/19/2009 Posts: 3,142
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The Clown wrote:Lol, some of the questions and comments on this thread are hilarious. Let me do my best to try and answer your queries one by one.
I'm fluent in Swahili and one of the local dialects.
I'm in the medical field, and by that I don't mean a caregiver.
I think I've now nyitatad haya maneno ya plug na socket. I have one that protrudes.
Married, and I only eat at one source. Hiyo ya donkeys, goats and chicken ni gutúríka.
Political views: extreme.
I detest deodorants. I believe the best way to deal with body odour is to observe good hygiene and avoid eating foods that toa that harufu.
Oh, dear! I sincerely hope not an immigrant from masherdour. Please! Please!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/31/2008 Posts: 7,081 Location: Kenya
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The Clown wrote:Lol, some of the questions and comments on this thread are hilarious. Let me do my best to try and answer your queries one by one.
I'm fluent in Swahili and one of the local dialects.
I'm in the medical field, and by that I don't mean a caregiver.
I think I've now nyitatad haya maneno ya plug na socket. I have one that protrudes.
Married, and I only eat at one source. Hiyo ya donkeys, goats and chicken ni gutúríka.
Political views: extreme.
I detest deodorants. I believe the best way to deal with body odour is to observe good hygiene and avoid eating foods that toa that harufu.
...can you expound on 'the one that protrudes'...they all protrude...just the degree...ama za Hugo majuu ziko aje?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi
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Magigi wrote:The Clown wrote:Lol, some of the questions and comments on this thread are hilarious. Let me do my best to try and answer your queries one by one.
I'm fluent in Swahili and one of the local dialects.
I'm in the medical field, and by that I don't mean a caregiver.
I think I've now nyitatad haya maneno ya plug na socket. I have one that protrudes.
Married, and I only eat at one source. Hiyo ya donkeys, goats and chicken ni gutúríka.
Political views: extreme.
I detest deodorants. I believe the best way to deal with body odour is to observe good hygiene and avoid eating foods that toa that harufu.
...can you expound on 'the one that protrudes'...they all protrude...just the degree...ama za Hugo majuu ziko aje? ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 2/21/2012 Posts: 1,739
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The Clown wrote:Lol, some of the questions and comments on this thread are hilarious. Let me do my best to try and answer your queries one by one.
I'm fluent in Swahili and one of the local dialects.
I'm in the medical field, and by that I don't mean a caregiver.
I think I've now nyitatad haya maneno ya plug na socket. I have one that protrudes.
Married, and I only eat at one source. Hiyo ya donkeys, goats and chicken ni gutúríka.
Political views: extreme.
I detest deodorants. I believe the best way to deal with body odour is to observe good hygiene and avoid eating foods that toa that harufu.
I thought so. You are a GYNAECOLOGIST. Kweli Orongo? Do not be anxious about anything, but in everything, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God..
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Rank: New-farer Joined: 8/26/2013 Posts: 29
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Clown Welcome though am just a neophyte just like you. Feel the heat and smile the hate away
Life's for the living
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Rank: Chief Joined: 8/24/2009 Posts: 5,909 Location: Nairobi
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The Clown wrote:Lol, some of the questions and comments on this thread are hilarious. Let me do my best to try and answer your queries one by one.
I'm fluent in Swahili and one of the local dialects.
I'm in the medical field, and by that I don't mean a caregiver.
I think I've now nyitatad haya maneno ya plug na socket. I have one that protrudes.
Married, and I only eat at one source. Hiyo ya donkeys, goats and chicken ni gutúríka.
Political views: extreme.
I detest deodorants. I believe the best way to deal with body odour is to observe good hygiene and avoid eating foods that toa that harufu.
Atlanta? politics yako ni ya akina @Am...
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Rank: Chief Joined: 8/24/2009 Posts: 5,909 Location: Nairobi
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McReggae wrote:Magigi wrote:The Clown wrote:Lol, some of the questions and comments on this thread are hilarious. Let me do my best to try and answer your queries one by one.
I'm fluent in Swahili and one of the local dialects.
I'm in the medical field, and by that I don't mean a caregiver.
I think I've now nyitatad haya maneno ya plug na socket. I have one that protrudes.
Married, and I only eat at one source. Hiyo ya donkeys, goats and chicken ni gutúríka.
Political views: extreme.
I detest deodorants. I believe the best way to deal with body odour is to observe good hygiene and avoid eating foods that toa that harufu.
...can you expound on 'the one that protrudes'... they all protrude...just the degree...ama za Hugo majuu ziko aje? swala nyeti
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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The Clown wrote:I guess matusi is a way of welcoming people to wazua.
Kenyans don't smell like goats, it's just that our weather is humid and rather hot which makes us sweat more. Never had a problem with body odour of people back home. You are really a clown If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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