Lol, some of the questions and comments on this thread are hilarious. Let me do my best to try and answer your queries one by one.
I'm fluent in Swahili and one of the local dialects.
I'm in the medical field, and by that I don't mean a caregiver.
I think I've now nyitatad haya maneno ya plug na socket. I have one that protrudes.
Married, and I only eat at one source. Hiyo ya donkeys, goats and chicken ni gutúríka.
Political views: extreme.
I detest deodorants. I believe the best way to deal with body odour is to observe good hygiene and avoid eating foods that toa that harufu.