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A letter to Kenyans Abroad - by bikozulu
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Rollout
#61 Posted : Tuesday, August 27, 2013 10:55:12 PM
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masukuma wrote:
Rollout wrote:
Guys since we've all agreed that Kenyans in Kenya smell like goats can every Kenya in Wazua pledge to go to a supermarket and buy a deodrant, not a spray/cologne, if you only use perfume/cologne and you don't use deodrant, 95% chance is you also smell like a goat.... let's solve this problem today starting with Lolest and Masukuma......

Masukuma and Lolest can you smell yourself now and tell us how you smell?

i have deodorants and rollons in the house (bought them sometime back when I cared what people think of me) but I don't use them... anyone who feels offended should take the stench as an olfactory indicator that they have crossed into my airspace and that they are unwelcome. I also don't shave not cut my hair often - wale wamekwazika wameze wembe!!


Are you serious you don't use them? Private space? No the smell cross private space and goes beyond....excuse me!
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masukuma
#62 Posted : Tuesday, August 27, 2013 11:09:54 PM
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Rollout wrote:
masukuma wrote:
Rollout wrote:
Guys since we've all agreed that Kenyans in Kenya smell like goats can every Kenya in Wazua pledge to go to a supermarket and buy a deodrant, not a spray/cologne, if you only use perfume/cologne and you don't use deodrant, 95% chance is you also smell like a goat.... let's solve this problem today starting with Lolest and Masukuma......

Masukuma and Lolest can you smell yourself now and tell us how you smell?

i have deodorants and rollons in the house (bought them sometime back when I cared what people think of me) but I don't use them... anyone who feels offended should take the stench as an olfactory indicator that they have crossed into my airspace and that they are unwelcome. I also don't shave not cut my hair often - wale wamekwazika wameze wembe!!


Are you serious you don't use them? Private space? No the smell cross private space and goes beyond....excuse me!

very serious.... I test my boundaries occasionally. in high school I ditched the use of socks and Vaseline. when in university I skipped showering for 14 days with normal everyday activities (twice) - just to see what would happen. (hugs kutoka kwa wadada nazo?) I stopped making my bed to see if I would 'sleep' less. Boss - you are in this life alone. test the fringes know what it feels like.
All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
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Sansa
#63 Posted : Tuesday, August 27, 2013 11:19:39 PM
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CLK wrote:
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So how comes Kenyans in Kenyan that interact with Americans often do not get this say whats, pardons etc often?


I think those Americans/Britons etc are more open minded and conscious of the different accents since they are in another country. When in their country some of them want you to speak "properly" and have no patience with the heavy accent.
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kiterunner
#64 Posted : Tuesday, August 27, 2013 11:28:48 PM
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masukuma lollest, you must be my alter ego. Mwambie we dont take advice from online trolls who have nothing to do with their time
our goals are best achieved indirectly
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Rollout
#65 Posted : Tuesday, August 27, 2013 11:51:55 PM
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kiterunner wrote:
masukuma lollest, you must be my alter ego. Mwambie we dont take advice from online trolls who have nothing to do with their time


kiterunner, check yourself too!
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kiterunner
#66 Posted : Wednesday, August 28, 2013 1:05:11 AM
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Rollout wrote:
kiterunner wrote:
masukuma lollest, you must be my alter ego. Mwambie we dont take advice from online trolls who have nothing to do with their time


kiterunner, check yourself too!


@Rollout its like Masukuma took the words from my mouth. I dont do things to please anyone. I think diasporans (not all) are compensating for the discrimination they face almost literally everywhere except Somalia and Congo.


Rollout i have been in wazua long enough to know you. you are the last guy i will listen to on anything
our goals are best achieved indirectly
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Siringi
#67 Posted : Wednesday, August 28, 2013 5:43:06 AM
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@ rollout say what! Including yo mama?smile Sad smile Sad

I hate to be the one to bring this up but heck someone had to do it dude.
Hope yo mama gets to read the parts i have highlighted.
411 jungus who stray to Kosewes/Ranalos normally say kwaheri to the chef at continental and Hilton

I wear my musk like a badge of honour and identity. Best favour you can do to yourself quit wasting cheddar on those carcinogenic sprays and useless colognes.

Oga tu na panga soap twice a day come back and report after a month.

[quote=Rollout]Hold on guys, this is drunkard aka Rollout.Why are we defending things that are the truth..... I have lived in USA for a long time, I have developed American accent unknowingly, I am a Kalenjin, when I came from Kenya I never communicated in Kalenjin because it was cool to speak in swahili and you wouldn't get a date if you sounded like you are a villager..... we all know how Kenyans are..... when I moved to US I met other Kalenjin speaker and I start appreciating the language and I can proudly say, I speak kale as good as any Kale in Kenya. When I meet any Kenya anywhere, I speak to them in swahili, the irony though is, most Kenyan fresh from Kenya do not want to speak in swahili even when they're struggling to speak in English.....

About Kenyans visiting home from Diaspora we all know that some or alot of them act the way the writer said, let's face it, even when I am visiting I meet these kind of Diaspora folks, they're all about show off. These group of diaspora some how still want to compete with their friends in Kenya because they cannot compete with anyone in their respective western countries. So let's not start defending anyone, it is what it is!

Lastly, I get stomach issues when I eat in some of the Kenya's eating places and I get homa my first week in Kenya, I also hate how most Kenyans in KENYA smell, what am I suppose to do?

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murchr
#68 Posted : Wednesday, August 28, 2013 6:47:09 AM
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These diasporans make me laugh, they brag of smelling nice from cheap rollons lakini wakifungua mdomo mnashangaa hio mbolea imetoka wapi. Get over yourself, even women can attest that they like a man who smells like a MAN not some soap or flower
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Nabwire
#69 Posted : Wednesday, August 28, 2013 8:23:26 AM
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murchr wrote:
These diasporans make me laugh, they brag of smelling nice from cheap rollons lakini wakifungua mdomo mnashangaa hio mbolea imetoka wapi. Get over yourself, even women can attest that they like a man who smells like a MAN not some soap or flower


Please note Drunkard is speaking on his own behalf, not for us all!
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majimaji
#70 Posted : Wednesday, August 28, 2013 8:55:32 AM
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Kaka Sunguch wrote:
Have always asked why Kenyans returning home from India or some other Asian countries don't come back with the accents....however long they stay there.But that's just me.


They do come back with Indian accents. just listen carefully. I believe some accents are picked unconsciously
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