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A letter from Kenyans Abroad - by mkawasi mcharo-Hall
Rank: Elder Joined: 10/4/2006 Posts: 13,823 Location: Nairobi
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Rollout wrote:Atleast we all agree, Kenyans in Kenya smell like goats! people have different odours. somalis, kyuks, maasai, luos e.t.c. GET WITH THE PROGRAM!! For those who complain to us on garbage sijui matatu sijui loita street sijui tribalism. stop complaining to the wrong people - we will not help you....however, we can give you TWIRRRA handles that belong to the people who can assist you...anything to be spared from your condescending ATT. All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
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Rank: Member Joined: 4/1/2009 Posts: 846
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Rollout wrote:Atleast we all agree, Kenyans in Kenya smell like goats! What?? I will assume you meant to say 'Some Kenyans in Kenya' otherwise that would be the most stupid statement anyone can make.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/23/2009 Posts: 2,375
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masukuma wrote:Rollout wrote:Atleast we all agree, Kenyans in Kenya smell like goats! people have different odours. somalis, kyuks, maasai, luos e.t.c. GET WITH THE PROGRAM!! For those who complain to us on garbage sijui matatu sijui loita street sijui tribalism. stop complaining to the wrong people - we will not help you....however, we can give you TWIRRRA handles that belong to the people who can assist you...anything to be spared from your condescending ATT. I'm allergic to all those sprays and rollons because they make me sneeze like a goat. It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt...
-Mark Twain
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/4/2006 Posts: 13,823 Location: Nairobi
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A cake is made up of stuff that you cannot eat alone. you cannot eat raw eggs or flour or even fat but when mixed well and cooked the product that comes out is delicious. Chanel No. 5 was inspired by smells the chemist Ernest Beaux smelled during World war 1 in the arctic circle. the fellow got a contract and recreated these smells and created a perfume in 1920 that has been famous until today. Some fellow should be making his 'Rollout' 'cologne' inspired by smells of the tropics... a little garbage here, back street smells of urine, a variety of armpits, Somali aroma, smoky odour, cattle and goat droppings, urine from rabbits! Who knows it could be the next big thing! All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
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Rank: Member Joined: 3/19/2013 Posts: 344
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Why are people taking these "letters" so personally? Read, have a good laugh and make fun of your friends with the mentioned tabias coz both sides have all kinds of issues going on but we don't want to accept. On the other hand for those who need it,here is some help choosing a deodorant --> http://www.hapakenya.com/choose-best-deodorant/
**runs and hides**
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/18/2011 Posts: 12,069 Location: Kianjokoma
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bkismat wrote:masukuma wrote:Rollout wrote:Atleast we all agree, Kenyans in Kenya smell like goats! people have different odours. somalis, kyuks, maasai, luos e.t.c. GET WITH THE PROGRAM!! For those who complain to us on garbage sijui matatu sijui loita street sijui tribalism. stop complaining to the wrong people - we will not help you....however, we can give you TWIRRRA handles that belong to the people who can assist you...anything to be spared from your condescending ATT. I'm allergic to all those sprays and rollons because they make me sneeze like a goat.  either way Kenyans in Kenya end up being like goats. We smell like them or we sneeze like them
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/8/2013 Posts: 2,517
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 for what now? Chemical warfare! You boss irritates you you buy a nasty one and hide in a difficult corner in his office or car!  masukuma wrote:A cake is made up of stuff that you cannot eat alone. you cannot eat raw eggs or flour or even fat but when mixed well and cooked the product that comes out is delicious. Chanel No. 5 was inspired by smells the chemist Ernest Beaux smelled during World war 1 in the arctic circle. the fellow got a contract and recreated these smells and created a perfume in 1920 that has been famous until today. Some fellow should be making his 'Rollout' 'cologne' inspired by smells of the tropics... a little garbage here, back street smells of urine, a variety of armpits, Somali aroma, smoky odour, cattle and goat droppings, urine from rabbits! Who knows it could be the next big thing! "😖😡KQ makes money for everyone except the shareholder 😏😏 " overheard in Wazua
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 10/9/2006 Posts: 1,502
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Your smell needs to live in Harmony with that of colleagues and acquaintances. work to prosper
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/10/2008 Posts: 9,131 Location: Kanjo
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Lolest! wrote:bkismat wrote:masukuma wrote:Rollout wrote:Atleast we all agree, Kenyans in Kenya smell like goats! people have different odours. somalis, kyuks, maasai, luos e.t.c. GET WITH THE PROGRAM!! For those who complain to us on garbage sijui matatu sijui loita street sijui tribalism. stop complaining to the wrong people - we will not help you....however, we can give you TWIRRRA handles that belong to the people who can assist you...anything to be spared from your condescending ATT. I'm allergic to all those sprays and rollons because they make me sneeze like a goat. either way Kenyans in Kenya end up being like goats. We smell like them or we sneeze like them and follow politicians blindly like goats i.am.back!!!!
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Rank: Member Joined: 11/24/2011 Posts: 833
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harrydre wrote:Lolest! wrote:bkismat wrote:masukuma wrote:Rollout wrote:Atleast we all agree, Kenyans in Kenya smell like goats! people have different odours. somalis, kyuks, maasai, luos e.t.c. GET WITH THE PROGRAM!! For those who complain to us on garbage sijui matatu sijui loita street sijui tribalism. stop complaining to the wrong people - we will not help you....however, we can give you TWIRRRA handles that belong to the people who can assist you...anything to be spared from your condescending ATT. I'm allergic to all those sprays and rollons because they make me sneeze like a goat. either way Kenyans in Kenya end up being like goats. We smell like them or we sneeze like them and follow politicians blindly like goats tribalism and ethnic loyalties are very well and alive among kenyans abroad. So besides the new accent, new smell and more flying miles, DNA ya ukabila ni ile ile. ie among kiuks the prince is a genius and among jang'os pamba is a savious,it does not matter kama wako Somala, Congo, Moscow ama Minesota
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