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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada
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Do you support the roadside law court started yesterday at M-road? A friend parted with so much money for a minor offence (overlapping); it took him 30 minutes to have his case decided plus show of evidence!  Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/23/2009 Posts: 2,375
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Impunity wrote:Do you support the roadside law court started yesterday at M-road? A friend parted with so much money for a minor offence (overlapping); it took him 30 minutes to have his case decided plus show of evidence! He will not overlap next time. It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt...
-Mark Twain
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/18/2011 Posts: 12,069 Location: Kianjokoma
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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Impunity wrote:Do you support the roadside law court started yesterday at M-road? A friend parted with so much money for a minor offence (overlapping); it took him 30 minutes to have his case decided plus show of evidence! How do we measure the "minor-ness" of an offense? Overlapping is very annoying
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 2/21/2012 Posts: 1,739
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Impunity wrote:Do you support the roadside law court started yesterday at M-road? A friend parted with so much money for a minor offence (overlapping); it took him 30 minutes to have his case decided plus show of evidence! Okay. Pole to "Your Friend", who was actually driving a Mark 2/X. pole sana Do not be anxious about anything, but in everything, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God..
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada
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Lolest! wrote:iko poa. Reduces bribery Bribery is cheaper, he would used 2K to sort a cop, but now 10K surely!!! On 22nd of a month. Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi
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Ili iwe funzo kwa wengine kama wewe.....apana yeye!!! ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada
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McReggae wrote:Ili iwe funzo kwa wengine kama wewe.....apana yeye!!! Wait until they arrest you, before you call that cop friend of yours in Kasarani you would been slapped with a 20K receipt. The court is right on the road and you dont have time to call your cop-friend. I am waiting for you on this, I know you wont pass this! Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi
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Impunity wrote:McReggae wrote:Ili iwe funzo kwa wengine kama wewe.....apana yeye!!! Wait until they arrest you, before you call that cop friend of yours in Kasarani you would been slapped with a 20K receipt. The court is right on the road and you dont have time to call your cop-friend. I am waiting for you on this, I know you wont pass this! I'm a very responsible road user!!!! ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/18/2011 Posts: 12,069 Location: Kianjokoma
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Impunity wrote:McReggae wrote:Ili iwe funzo kwa wengine kama wewe.....apana yeye!!! Wait until they arrest you, before you call that cop friend of yours in Kasarani you would been slapped with a 20K receipt. The court is right on the road and you dont have time to call your cop-friend. I am waiting for you on this, I know you wont pass this! which is why i said itapunguza ufisadi. Corruption is not just bribery. Hata kupigia a police friend is corruption as you gain undue influence over the natural course of justice
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada
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McReggae wrote:Impunity wrote:McReggae wrote:Ili iwe funzo kwa wengine kama wewe.....apana yeye!!! Wait until they arrest you, before you call that cop friend of yours in Kasarani you would been slapped with a 20K receipt. The court is right on the road and you dont have time to call your cop-friend. I am waiting for you on this, I know you wont pass this! I'm a very responsible road user!!!! I will be monitoring you closely! Unless you have really changed. Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Member Joined: 3/5/2008 Posts: 532 Location: Nairobi
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Impunity wrote:Lolest! wrote:iko poa. Reduces bribery Bribery is cheaper, he would used 2K to sort a cop, but now 10K surely!!! On 22nd of a month. Its the most expensive overlap..or a slight oversight!
Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value. –Albert Einstein.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/9/2009 Posts: 2,003
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Impunity wrote:Do you support the roadside law court started yesterday at M-road? A friend parted with so much money for a minor offence (overlapping); it took him 30 minutes to have his case decided plus show of evidence! What was the evidence?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada
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radio wrote:Impunity wrote:Do you support the roadside law court started yesterday at M-road? A friend parted with so much money for a minor offence (overlapping); it took him 30 minutes to have his case decided plus show of evidence! What was the evidence? Pikcha taken from a moving mosquito pikipiki...if yu see those miniature police pikipiki be watchfull, they have ndigital cameras. Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Member Joined: 3/23/2011 Posts: 503
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They are now on Thika road. Seppuku be careful! Even a BrOKeN clock is right twice a day
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 7/5/2010 Posts: 2,061 Location: Nairobi
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Wacha watu washike adabu! This overlapping thing is so ingrained in some people that only hitting the pocket for 10K will make them pause and think.
Next step, fine vehicles which have broken down on the road. That mlima on Mbagathi way just before Memorial Hospital is notorious for broken down trucks.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/20/2012 Posts: 3,855 Location: Othumo
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If you dont have the chums, what next? Thieves
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi
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King G wrote:If you dont have the chums, what next? Miriam halafu cell pap!!! ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/9/2009 Posts: 2,003
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McReggae wrote:King G wrote:If you dont have the chums, what next? Miriam halafu cell pap!!! They also remove your number plate till you repair the car if the crime was a defect in the car!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada
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King G wrote:If you dont have the chums, what next? 6 months worth of beans for overllaping. Ni kufyam mandugu zanguni. Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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