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If you can't plant a seed, no prayers/blessings..
Tokyo
#31 Posted : Tuesday, August 20, 2013 2:13:07 PM
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Posts: 1,502
China way- religion should conform with culture or well being of the general society.
work to prosper
Sansa
#32 Posted : Tuesday, August 20, 2013 5:00:03 PM
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Desperate times call for desperate measures!

We are a desperate lot. As long as a woman feels her husband will leave her or that she is not adequate without a child, these things will happen.
Impunity
#33 Posted : Tuesday, August 20, 2013 5:16:15 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
Sansa wrote:
Desperate times call for desperate measures!

We are a desperate lot. As long as a woman feels her husband will leave her or that she is not adequate without a child, these things will happen.


He will still live you if he finds that the chaod ears resembles those of Pastor kanyiri/Njoro!
Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Tebes
#34 Posted : Tuesday, August 20, 2013 8:55:26 PM
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Joined: 11/26/2008
Posts: 2,097
Who can join me? I want to start an evangelical ministry. I need event organizers, powerful public address system, a few ashurs_sp., SMS solution application software and a few other investments for the great ushirika. Don' t throw stones at me. I will not put a gun on any skull to send the great seed, the first harvest,, the 10% of the gross salary, the project fund and finally Chuma ya mtumishi aka Range Rover Vogue.
"Never regret, if its good, its wonderful. If its bad, its experience."
kysse
#35 Posted : Tuesday, August 20, 2013 9:22:40 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 1/17/2013
Posts: 4,693
Location: Earth
Tebes wrote:
Who can join me? I want to start an evangelical ministry. I need event organizers, powerful public address system, a few ashurs_sp., SMS solution application software and a few other investments for the great ushirika. Don' t throw stones at me. I will not put a gun on any skull to send the great seed, the first harvest,, the 10% of the gross salary, the project fund and finally Chuma ya mtumishi aka Range Rover Vogue.


smile present.
My role will be to Prophelie while vibrating,gyrating and frothing at the mouth.
Got enough doom prophelies from revelation, enough to make people sell their plots/houses/cars.
We shall operate under the guidance of Roho Mtaka vitu.
Few months later we will convert the sunday school into a church academy and ask followers to enroll their kids.I will become headmistress while you Board chair.

Another great idea would be a church sacco.smile kwanza this one with high interest rates? we will buy a plane.

Halafu, we will ask for michangos to buy a plot.It shall be registred in our names not church.
Need I add more?

masukuma
#36 Posted : Tuesday, August 20, 2013 10:26:18 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 10/4/2006
Posts: 13,823
Location: Nairobi
kysse wrote:
Tebes wrote:
Who can join me? I want to start an evangelical ministry. I need event organizers, powerful public address system, a few ashurs_sp., SMS solution application software and a few other investments for the great ushirika. Don' t throw stones at me. I will not put a gun on any skull to send the great seed, the first harvest,, the 10% of the gross salary, the project fund and finally Chuma ya mtumishi aka Range Rover Vogue.


smile present.
My role will be to Prophelie while vibrating,gyrating and frothing at the mouth.
Got enough doom prophelies from revelation, enough to make people sell their plots/houses/cars.
We shall operate under the guidance of Roho Mtaka vitu.
Few months later we will convert the sunday school into a church academy and ask followers to enroll their kids.I will become headmistress while you Board chair.

Another great idea would be a church sacco.smile kwanza this one with high interest rates? we will buy a plane.

Halafu, we will ask for michangos to buy a plot.It shall be registred in our names not church.
Need I add more?


you will need to convince people to act like mad men by making them go around vehicles in town 'naming and claiming' them. backing up that greed with scriptures like 'the wealth of the sinner is stored up for the righteous'
All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
kysse
#37 Posted : Tuesday, August 20, 2013 10:44:34 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 1/17/2013
Posts: 4,693
Location: Earth
Annointing oil from Israel charges

1L @ kes 5000= Range
1/4L @ kes 1000=Plombox
Empty bottle of the same = tuktuk
Hankerchief's annointed with pastor's sweat =kes 500
thuks
#38 Posted : Wednesday, August 21, 2013 7:42:48 AM
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Posts: 1,575
masukuma wrote:
iller wrote:
Jaza Pengo (Alama 10)
And it had to be a .............

hahaha... indeed! actually all of them are andu a house!


The conning gene is universal
http://www.wazua.co.ke/f...&t=25638#post453028
I care!
masukuma
#39 Posted : Wednesday, August 21, 2013 7:50:29 AM
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Joined: 10/4/2006
Posts: 13,823
Location: Nairobi
thuks wrote:
masukuma wrote:
iller wrote:
Jaza Pengo (Alama 10)
And it had to be a .............

hahaha... indeed! actually all of them are andu a house!


The conning gene is universal
http://www.wazua.co.ke/f...&t=25638#post453028

Kunyoshana iko everywhere however kuna level za kunyoshana
Churches for example- checkout and see that every "man of God" in a billboard advertising a church is likely to be a mundu wa house.
All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
butterflyke
#40 Posted : Friday, August 23, 2013 10:43:23 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 5/1/2010
Posts: 3,024
Location: Hapa
turns out this is singer b. bayo's hosband....?
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali🐝
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