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The career woman and alcohol
wilyum
#171 Posted : Tuesday, August 13, 2013 12:32:49 PM
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Joined: 12/21/2011
Posts: 1,010
nostoppingthis wrote:
jaggernaut wrote:
kysse wrote:
Thread becoming hot.smile Hii ya jaggernut na WIFE is mzuri sana.


True, she has surprised me with some exotic moves, of course after some wine (she's abit shy when we are sober), some moves I've only seen kwa porn. Maybe I should crack her password kwa her laptop coz I believe she must be watching some porn - otherwise where did she learn those moves? But the end justifies the means - our sex life has become more and more explosive over the 10yrs.


Either from her close friends or from another man...


smile smile smile smile d'oh!
quicksand
#172 Posted : Tuesday, August 13, 2013 12:33:14 PM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 7/5/2010
Posts: 2,061
Location: Nairobi
simonkabz wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Am wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Am wrote:
simonkabz wrote:
Nowadays it's so easy to land it has lost its prestige. Oversupply!


Correct. First day PAP. Apparently, Even the most Learned.


Sijui kama ni chakula za GMO tunakula ndio imefanya mwili yao iwe mwoto ama nini!!!???
Nowadays asking her for a name is like having katiad her for 6 months, ni kama hizo tu-ngodha zao hazinanga waist band...zinaanguka chini so easily.

Pray Pray Pray Pray


And then again, It is not right when they Openly show advances on seeing something material. The Other day I meet a long lost friend, not really a friend as we had not known each other for long. I Was Going to see a Piece of land I was interested in buying somewhere off Thika road. As any human would do, I oblinged after she requested to accompany me. We arrive, see the land and on our was back she starts holding my left hand while Chatting me up, Na saa hiyo Im driving. Se says something to the effect that I must be doing too well If the land Prices that the Broker Mentioned is a barometer. Sasa hi ni nini? NKT!

I hope ako wazua and listening.


Kama ungekuwa na bottle of black ice saa ingekuwa stoty ingine...
Sad


I'm really saddened by the fact that there was no happy ending. Sad

Agrees. Wasted opportunity right there. Si we are all equal? Saa zingine wanajileta and via tu-hints they are saying 'hit this'. Apparently it is not rocket science to discern when a woman is 'saying' ... 'please shag me'...It is a disgrace not to oblige if its not objectionable (like if she is married or a sister to one of your mates etc etc) I am one guy who is not sorry that it is easy to get laid nowadays, that hot working women will call on their own initiative for a night out, even drive to your residence to pick you up, pay for the treat and then have sex with you. They hand you all the cards. It is an exhilirating, intoxicating new power, dudes should be open to experiencing it instead of cowering in the corner and complaining that women are becoming too brazen.
All you have to do is stay sharp so that you don't find yourself ukiingia kwa box.
jaggernaut
#173 Posted : Tuesday, August 13, 2013 12:38:40 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 10/9/2008
Posts: 5,389
Am wrote:
simonkabz wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Am wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Am wrote:
simonkabz wrote:
Nowadays it's so easy to land it has lost its prestige. Oversupply!


Correct. First day PAP. Apparently, Even the most Learned.


Sijui kama ni chakula za GMO tunakula ndio imefanya mwili yao iwe mwoto ama nini!!!???
Nowadays asking her for a name is like having katiad her for 6 months, ni kama hizo tu-ngodha zao hazinanga waist band...zinaanguka chini so easily.

Pray Pray Pray Pray


And then again, It is not right when they Openly show advances on seeing something material. The Other day I meet a long lost friend, not really a friend as we had not known each other for long. I Was Going to see a Piece of land I was interested in buying somewhere off Thika road. As any human would do, I oblinged after she requested to accompany me. We arrive, see the land and on our was back she starts holding my left hand while Chatting me up, Na saa hiyo Im driving. Se says something to the effect that I must be doing too well If the land Prices that the Broker Mentioned is a barometer. Sasa hi ni nini? NKT!

I hope ako wazua and listening.


Kama ungekuwa na bottle of black ice saa ingekuwa stoty ingine...
Sad


I'm really saddened by the fact that there was no happy ending. Sad



@Simonkabs. Your guess is as good as mine. She suggested Nyama Choma somewhere in Ruiru on our way back. I Innocently oblinged. She talked like a parrot. On her 3rd wine, I had known what a guy should know about a lady after 10+ years. It put me off. Ladies are too desperate these days. Ukimwangalia, she is beautiful, Done MBA and in a good Job. Nini mbaya. Kusema tu Ukweli, I had to feign sickness not to drop her home per her suggestion. Singetaka Makosa Itendeke, not when you have a great wife and amlets.


You are such a let down to 'man-kind'. Onja vitu but with enough protection. We only live once.
simonkabz
#174 Posted : Tuesday, August 13, 2013 12:40:14 PM
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Joined: 3/2/2007
Posts: 8,776
Location: Cameroon
http://m.youtube.com/wat...watch%3Fv%3DPIb6AZdTr-A
Girls just wanna have fun!
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
Mukiri
#175 Posted : Tuesday, August 13, 2013 12:48:39 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 7/11/2012
Posts: 5,222
jaggernaut wrote:
Am wrote:
simonkabz wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Am wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Am wrote:
simonkabz wrote:
Nowadays it's so easy to land it has lost its prestige. Oversupply!


Correct. First day PAP. Apparently, Even the most Learned.


Sijui kama ni chakula za GMO tunakula ndio imefanya mwili yao iwe mwoto ama nini!!!???
Nowadays asking her for a name is like having katiad her for 6 months, ni kama hizo tu-ngodha zao hazinanga waist band...zinaanguka chini so easily.

Pray Pray Pray Pray


And then again, It is not right when they Openly show advances on seeing something material. The Other day I meet a long lost friend, not really a friend as we had not known each other for long. I Was Going to see a Piece of land I was interested in buying somewhere off Thika road. As any human would do, I oblinged after she requested to accompany me. We arrive, see the land and on our was back she starts holding my left hand while Chatting me up, Na saa hiyo Im driving. Se says something to the effect that I must be doing too well If the land Prices that the Broker Mentioned is a barometer. Sasa hi ni nini? NKT!

I hope ako wazua and listening.


Kama ungekuwa na bottle of black ice saa ingekuwa stoty ingine...
Sad


I'm really saddened by the fact that there was no happy ending. Sad



@Simonkabs. Your guess is as good as mine. She suggested Nyama Choma somewhere in Ruiru on our way back. I Innocently oblinged. She talked like a parrot. On her 3rd wine, I had known what a guy should know about a lady after 10+ years. It put me off. Ladies are too desperate these days. Ukimwangalia, she is beautiful, Done MBA and in a good Job. Nini mbaya. Kusema tu Ukweli, I had to feign sickness not to drop her home per her suggestion. Singetaka Makosa Itendeke, not when you have a great wife and amlets.


You are such a let down to 'man-kind'. Onja vitu but with enough protection. We only live once.

@Am, usikubali.. there is no 'happy-ending'. Total recipe for disaster!

Proverbs 19:21
Mukiri
#176 Posted : Tuesday, August 13, 2013 12:51:07 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 7/11/2012
Posts: 5,222
simonkabz wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Am wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Am wrote:
simonkabz wrote:
Nowadays it's so easy to land it has lost its prestige. Oversupply!


Correct. First day PAP. Apparently, Even the most Learned.


Sijui kama ni chakula za GMO tunakula ndio imefanya mwili yao iwe mwoto ama nini!!!???
Nowadays asking her for a name is like having katiad her for 6 months, ni kama hizo tu-ngodha zao hazinanga waist band...zinaanguka chini so easily.

Pray Pray Pray Pray


And then again, It is not right when they Openly show advances on seeing something material. The Other day I meet a long lost friend, not really a friend as we had not known each other for long. I Was Going to see a Piece of land I was interested in buying somewhere off Thika road. As any human would do, I oblinged after she requested to accompany me. We arrive, see the land and on our was back she starts holding my left hand while Chatting me up, Na saa hiyo Im driving. Se says something to the effect that I must be doing too well If the land Prices that the Broker Mentioned is a barometer. Sasa hi ni nini? NKT!

I hope ako wazua and listening.


Kama ungekuwa na bottle of black ice saa ingekuwa stoty ingine...
Sad


I'm really saddened by the fact that there was no happy ending. Sad

I hope your wife is reading this.. If you are willing to partake, don't fret if she gets her groove on. Tabia mbaya!

Proverbs 19:21
willin2learn
#177 Posted : Tuesday, August 13, 2013 12:57:28 PM
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Joined: 2/12/2008
Posts: 1,178
This thread reminds me of that song 'Noboby wants to plant the corn, but everybody wants to raid the barn'

So you want the company of drinking women in pubs but would not marry them given the chance? And who would marry them?
karqui
#178 Posted : Tuesday, August 13, 2013 1:20:31 PM
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Joined: 8/2/2010
Posts: 480
Location: chokoo
willin2learn wrote:
This thread reminds me of that song 'Noboby wants to plant the corn, but everybody wants to raid the barn'

So you want the company of drinking women in pubs but would not marry them given the chance? And who would marry them?




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quicksand
#179 Posted : Tuesday, August 13, 2013 1:24:15 PM
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Joined: 7/5/2010
Posts: 2,061
Location: Nairobi
willin2learn wrote:
This thread reminds me of that song 'Noboby wants to plant the corn, but everybody wants to raid the barn'

So you want the company of drinking women in pubs but would not marry them given the chance? And who would marry them?

The women who actually want to get married get the memo and realize men are hypocrites. Some are clever, adapt and leave the club scene. I have seen this, where a few female friends realized our posse of drinking guys was not going to marry any of them, so they changed their modus operandi and went looking for decent straight-up church guys like @Mukiri huko in Mavuno and havent been seen since in our pub circles. A number are married now. Some tempt single guys for occasional brief sessions of wild sex when the husband is away in Kampala on business. The irony. Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Impunity
#180 Posted : Tuesday, August 13, 2013 1:25:52 PM
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Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,333
Location: Masada
kysse wrote:
murchr wrote:


May be its time you ditched that bottle of Krest...Note...a bit of alcohol ni sawa, being drunk doesn't look good at all


Forget that.I can get turned on bila alcohol.-it's a mind thing rem and can be as explosive as your mind dictates.
I like being 100% aware of my sorroundings 24/7.


Situational awareness....knowing which part is throbbing and which one is on embers!
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