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How much are you taxed?
marko
#1 Posted : Monday, August 12, 2013 12:43:07 PM
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I was looking at my payslip and thinking of all the taxes am paying and I got depressed. Let me run down the list.

PAYE
Excise Tax on salary processing by bank.
Excise Tax on mpesa transactions as I send money home and pay bills.
Excise Tax on bank account.
Excise Tax on Swift transfer to UK investment fund.
Excise Tax and VAT on household shopping,fuel and probably on air soon.
Excise Tax on rent......
and the list goes on and on...

Led me to conclude I am one hell of an overtaxed motherf**k*r..
d'oh! d'oh! d'oh! Pray Pray Pray
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Bigchick
#2 Posted : Monday, August 12, 2013 1:29:41 PM
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marko wrote:
I was looking at my payslip and thinking of all the taxes am paying and I got depressed. Let me run down the list.

PAYE
Excise Tax on salary processing by bank.
Excise Tax on mpesa transactions as I send money home and pay bills.
Excise Tax on bank account.
Excise Tax on Swift transfer to UK investment fund.
Excise Tax and VAT on household shopping,fuel and probably on air soon.
Excise Tax on rent......
and the list goes on and on...

Led me to conclude I am one hell of an overtaxed motherf**k*r..
d'oh! d'oh! d'oh! Pray Pray Pray


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Impunity
#3 Posted : Monday, August 12, 2013 3:54:59 PM
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marko wrote:
I was looking at my payslip and thinking of all the taxes am paying and I got depressed. Let me run down the list.

PAYE
Excise Tax on salary processing by bank.
Excise Tax on mpesa transactions as I send money home and pay bills.
Excise Tax on bank account.
Excise Tax on Swift transfer to UK investment fund.
Excise Tax and VAT on household shopping,fuel and probably on air soon.
Excise Tax on rent......
and the list goes on and on...

Led me to conclude I am one hell of an overtaxed motherf**k*r..
d'oh! d'oh! d'oh! Pray Pray Pray


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thuks
#4 Posted : Tuesday, August 13, 2013 7:25:41 AM
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Now count your blessings!
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Am
#5 Posted : Tuesday, August 13, 2013 9:45:05 AM
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Joined: 2/21/2012
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Impunity wrote:
marko wrote:
I was looking at my payslip and thinking of all the taxes am paying and I got depressed. Let me run down the list.

PAYE
Excise Tax on salary processing by bank.
Excise Tax on mpesa transactions as I send money home and pay bills.
Excise Tax on bank account.
Excise Tax on Swift transfer to UK investment fund.
Excise Tax and VAT on household shopping,fuel and probably on air soon.
Excise Tax on rent......
and the list goes on and on...

Led me to conclude I am one hell of an overtaxed motherf**k*r..
d'oh! d'oh! d'oh! Pray Pray Pray


The effect of being led by hustlers and guys who keeps walking all day and night!


Now that is hate speech. Be careful
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Um Sayala
#6 Posted : Tuesday, August 13, 2013 10:00:23 AM
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This thread will never generate alot of traffic. Because its ok if the Duo overtax us, and again, the Republic is responding, in another thread to, RAO's intention to vie for 2017 elections.

Sorry buddy
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masukuma
#7 Posted : Tuesday, August 13, 2013 10:21:25 AM
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Am wrote:
Impunity wrote:
marko wrote:
I was looking at my payslip and thinking of all the taxes am paying and I got depressed. Let me run down the list.

PAYE
Excise Tax on salary processing by bank.
Excise Tax on mpesa transactions as I send money home and pay bills.
Excise Tax on bank account.
Excise Tax on Swift transfer to UK investment fund.
Excise Tax and VAT on household shopping,fuel and probably on air soon.
Excise Tax on rent......
and the list goes on and on...

Led me to conclude I am one hell of an overtaxed motherf**k*r..
d'oh! d'oh! d'oh! Pray Pray Pray


The effect of being led by hustlers and guys who keeps walking all day and night!


Now that is hate speech. Be careful

death and taxes!
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vin
#8 Posted : Tuesday, August 13, 2013 10:31:05 AM
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Joined: 1/22/2007
Posts: 337
marko wrote:
I was looking at my payslip and thinking of all the taxes am paying and I got depressed. Let me run down the list.

PAYE
Excise Tax on salary processing by bank.
Excise Tax on mpesa transactions as I send money home and pay bills.
Excise Tax on bank account.
Excise Tax on Swift transfer to UK investment fund.
Excise Tax and VAT on household shopping,fuel and probably on air soon.
Excise Tax on rent......
and the list goes on and on...

Led me to conclude I am one hell of an overtaxed motherf**k*r..
d'oh! d'oh! d'oh! Pray Pray Pray


@Marko it is said that the only very certain things in this world are death and taxes.So try and live with them.
Advice is like snow.The softer it lands the harder is sticks.
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