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marko		#1 Posted : Monday, August 12, 2013 12:43:07 PM
Rank: Member Joined: 1/7/2007 Posts: 838		I was looking at my payslip and thinking of all the taxes am paying and I got depressed. Let me run down the list. PAYE Excise Tax on salary processing by bank. Excise Tax on mpesa transactions as I send money home and pay bills. Excise Tax on bank account. Excise Tax on Swift transfer to UK investment fund. Excise Tax and VAT on household shopping,fuel and probably on air soon. Excise Tax on rent...... and the list goes on and on... Led me to conclude I am one hell of an overtaxed motherf*kr.. WHO DARES WINS
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Bigchick		#2 Posted : Monday, August 12, 2013 1:29:41 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 2/8/2013 Posts: 4,068 Location: At Large.		marko wrote: I was looking at my payslip and thinking of all the taxes am paying and I got depressed. Let me run down the list. PAYE Excise Tax on salary processing by bank. Excise Tax on mpesa transactions as I send money home and pay bills. Excise Tax on bank account. Excise Tax on Swift transfer to UK investment fund. Excise Tax and VAT on household shopping,fuel and probably on air soon. Excise Tax on rent...... and the list goes on and on... Led me to conclude I am one hell of an overtaxed motherf*kr.. Worry not brother.You are not alone. When a group suffers an individuak does not suffer. Love is beautiful and so are those who share it.With Love, Marriage is an amazing event in ones life time, the foundation of joy, happiness and success.
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Impunity		#3 Posted : Monday, August 12, 2013 3:54:59 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,334 Location: Masada		marko wrote: I was looking at my payslip and thinking of all the taxes am paying and I got depressed. Let me run down the list. PAYE Excise Tax on salary processing by bank. Excise Tax on mpesa transactions as I send money home and pay bills. Excise Tax on bank account. Excise Tax on Swift transfer to UK investment fund. Excise Tax and VAT on household shopping,fuel and probably on air soon. Excise Tax on rent...... and the list goes on and on... Led me to conclude I am one hell of an overtaxed motherf*kr.. The effect of being led by hustlers and guys who keeps walking all day and night! Portfolio: Sold You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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thuks		#4 Posted : Tuesday, August 13, 2013 7:25:41 AM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 10/8/2008 Posts: 1,575		Now count your blessings! I care!
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Am		#5 Posted : Tuesday, August 13, 2013 9:45:05 AM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 2/21/2012 Posts: 1,739		Impunity wrote: marko wrote: I was looking at my payslip and thinking of all the taxes am paying and I got depressed. Let me run down the list. PAYE Excise Tax on salary processing by bank. Excise Tax on mpesa transactions as I send money home and pay bills. Excise Tax on bank account. Excise Tax on Swift transfer to UK investment fund. Excise Tax and VAT on household shopping,fuel and probably on air soon. Excise Tax on rent...... and the list goes on and on... Led me to conclude I am one hell of an overtaxed motherf*kr.. The effect of being led by hustlers and guys who keeps walking all day and night! Now that is hate speech. Be careful Do not be anxious about anything, but in everything, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God..
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Um Sayala		#6 Posted : Tuesday, August 13, 2013 10:00:23 AM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 12/17/2010 Posts: 1,163 Location: Sudan		This thread will never generate alot of traffic. Because its ok if the Duo overtax us, and again, the Republic is responding, in another thread to, RAO's intention to vie for 2017 elections. Sorry buddy "Peace is our profession, War is our business" ...Unknown
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masukuma		#7 Posted : Tuesday, August 13, 2013 10:21:25 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 10/4/2006 Posts: 13,823 Location: Nairobi		Am wrote: Impunity wrote: marko wrote: I was looking at my payslip and thinking of all the taxes am paying and I got depressed. Let me run down the list. PAYE Excise Tax on salary processing by bank. Excise Tax on mpesa transactions as I send money home and pay bills. Excise Tax on bank account. Excise Tax on Swift transfer to UK investment fund. Excise Tax and VAT on household shopping,fuel and probably on air soon. Excise Tax on rent...... and the list goes on and on... Led me to conclude I am one hell of an overtaxed motherf*kr.. The effect of being led by hustlers and guys who keeps walking all day and night! Now that is hate speech. Be careful death and taxes! All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
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vin		#8 Posted : Tuesday, August 13, 2013 10:31:05 AM
Rank: Member Joined: 1/22/2007 Posts: 337		marko wrote: I was looking at my payslip and thinking of all the taxes am paying and I got depressed. Let me run down the list. PAYE Excise Tax on salary processing by bank. Excise Tax on mpesa transactions as I send money home and pay bills. Excise Tax on bank account. Excise Tax on Swift transfer to UK investment fund. Excise Tax and VAT on household shopping,fuel and probably on air soon. Excise Tax on rent...... and the list goes on and on... Led me to conclude I am one hell of an overtaxed motherf*kr.. @Marko it is said that the only very certain things in this world are death and taxes.So try and live with them. Advice is like snow.The softer it lands the harder is sticks.
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