Saturday I was window shopping for a new 72*74*8 orthopedic mattress at Nakumatt Junction and one of the promotess lady from Bobmill almost laid me down inside the supermarket floor, on the new mattress!
She was like they have an offer, sijui buy Bobmill mattress and get an Olyset net or something like that...I said since Bobmill daent have the type of mattress I was looking for I would not buy it; ghafla been fuu na punda si pundamilia she was already saying how tonight the jiranis are not going to sleep, how the wifey will shout all night, I saad whaaat!!!??? And then she was asking me when we can meet after job that we need to discuss some business and know each other more, then my number, my estate (wuuuiiii)...she had a genuine golden ring on the marriage finger.
She was beautiful and I was tempted to follow the heat but the angels guided both my heads...
Its hard to be a man nowadays!!!

We are equal but not the same, plug and socket may be complimentary so as to function as a unit but they are not the same, that married man will not bring home a pregnancy from who knows who when he gets drunk!
I don't understand what is difficult here, if a woman cries because you forgot valentines as a man, she is justified, therefore treat a woman well by remembering valentines, anniversary, buying flowers, not beating her e.t.c, Do you know a man who cries when you forget valentine? in the same vain woman, treat a man as a man! let him go drink and do his stuff and you be a woman! don't go drinking, cook for him and take care of him, these are complimentary roles. If you treat a man as man, he will never forget valentines or tell you "I don't have money" when you ask for a dress or maybe car, couples who understand the difference (before they marry) have the best of it, in our place such women (as wendz described above) are called "nkatha" and they are married to the finest/wealthiest gentlemen, have the most admirable families and the others who want to go drinking and competing with men are always quarreling with their husbands and fighting over money, it is your choice, but we are not the same. A man is a man and a woman a women, treat each other respectively and with respect!

@CLK ni mmoja wao? As much as it's your right to drink and get drunk, please face the fact that drunk women are unsightly and are ill mannered. Men generally avoid such as you can see from this thread. It's a worrying trend but choices have consequences. Utanunuliwa pombe na uzae na yeye kisha akatae kukuoa. As for men being chauvinistic, how come even in the most liberal Western cultures, they will show you a man's chest but not a woman's?

Typing before thinking. But he can sow his oats out there when he gets drunk and bring the kid home 2 years later?

Mwenye alisema men are insecure apewe moja!

Sijui kama ni chakula za GMO tunakula ndio imefanya mwili yao iwe mwoto ama nini!!!???
Nowadays asking her for a name is like having katiad her for 6 months, ni kama hizo tu-ngodha zao hazinanga waist band...zinaanguka chini so easily.