just like that, this fellow has made me more patriotic. I now love matatu culture, Kenya Police, Uhuruto, Mps with their pay rises, Kenyan media, wazuans n wazua admin, Raila, the poor muggers eking out a living from our necks, conmen, slums, fans of EPL, guys who dont shower in this weather, Kazungu Kambi, the governors seeking more perks, those tuhungry dogs in the village, all ethnic accents, Madowo, potholes in our roads...gosh, i have so much to be thankful for. I am a tough guy. I live through all these and some sissy gets nightmares just imagining these.

My brother if you cant take the heat get the hell out of the kitchen.
Sasa si hii aibu you are the one that started exposing our family to shame and ridicule hapa wazua.
Mum is sick and the 200usd you sent via western union is not enough to cover hospital bills and food.
The other cow died we have to take strungi
Dad is heart broken the shylocks he borrowed monry from for your ticket have sold part of our land.
Kama ni aibu leo tutasema yote. . . You cannot abandon us like that.
Your wife got pregnant and went back to her mother to give birth. She left a huge bill at the butchers na kwa posho mill. . .
Ama siku hizi you are sending all your money kwa mashemeji you leave us hungry after all the sacrifices and harambees we didi for you

grandpa says you promised him a suit, glasses a hut and walking stick kast time you visited kwani you want him to die heartbroken. . .

tunajua hawa watu sana... sometimes back there was an article on these kinds of people... titled antics of diaspora returnees!
wakae huko wanatuchokesha wakija.... ni kama they suddenly became white folk! wasikuje huku... wajipatie shuguli huko huko! watume madollari lakini!