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Ten Cars More useless than Vitz
Njung'e
#101 Posted : Sunday, February 10, 2013 3:10:25 AM
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Did i read somewher in Thursday's sub-standard that while in treasury (2010?) UMK did away with duty for hybrids?
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CLK
#102 Posted : Friday, July 12, 2013 9:58:43 AM
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Intelligentsia wrote:
Nah, vitz is an ok car ni vile tu ni mingi kama njugu karanga.
And Platz ni Vitz iko na boot...

But I agree Toyota Will is a thoroughly ugly car - how does its' designer live with himself?!


the curvy bum smile
CLK
#103 Posted : Friday, July 12, 2013 10:02:38 AM
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Wendz wrote:
Probox.... ngai... i dont know how someone got a salary after designing that thing..... I didnt know we could have a worse car than Vitz until i saw this one!

Totally agree...


Dont think a vitz is ugly anymore, till i saw the Passo.
Its believed the two cars are grants to gacungwas also known as emergency relief...
CLK
#104 Posted : Friday, July 12, 2013 10:40:12 AM
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simonkabz wrote:
mawinder wrote:
How much does the new shape Vitz go for and what is its consumption?I want to sell my Subaru Outback which is impoverishing me.


Around 600k. And it's damn good. I think it gives the best KPL. Those who have never owned a vitz are missing sth really nice.


agree, i had to drive one since it was the only thing available at the mechanic's or take a ma3.
Put fuel for 1k ikakataa kuisha, then i carried two people, the fuel tank showed fullLaughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

however if you are used to a 6 speed, 3000cc machine, this feels very funny.
My daughter couldnt fit at the back when i pushed the front seat to comfortable driving position....
Siringi
#105 Posted : Tuesday, July 30, 2013 4:41:05 PM
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Njung'e wrote:
Witnesses were paid and coached!!!....How did the Demio miss in this list??

On eve of Xmas.a ka-March overtook me between Kericho and Chesinende....waaaa!!...Karibu clan wang'oe reliLaughing out loudly

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Muheani
#106 Posted : Tuesday, July 30, 2013 5:22:23 PM
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Hey; am complaining

Coz i do not know of any "useless" car as the topic suggests. (unless those dumped at the mechs mpaka nyasi ikamea)

I know ugly cars. i got 2 in fact.. No one wants to drive them. But yap. Very hardy whenever Iā€™m delivering gas supplies and all manner of packaged supplies.. When i look at them loaded, i ask y i had to spend buying a pickup first...

When on Msa Rd... ukiona a box named KBA 1*9Y or KBJ 0**X na nyuma imeandikwa "Kiranga Maria"... and on weekdays only... (n a gent driving) It might just be me.... Nigotee.smile smile






simonkabz
#107 Posted : Tuesday, July 30, 2013 6:29:29 PM
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CLK wrote:
simonkabz wrote:
mawinder wrote:
How much does the new shape Vitz go for and what is its consumption?I want to sell my Subaru Outback which is impoverishing me.


Around 600k. And it's damn good. I think it gives the best KPL. Those who have never owned a vitz are missing sth really nice.


agree, i had to drive one since it was the only thing available at the mechanic's or take a ma3.
Put fuel for 1k ikakataa kuisha, then i carried two people, the fuel tank showed fullLaughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

however if you are used to a 6 speed, 3000cc machine, this feels very funny.
My daughter couldnt fit at the back when i pushed the front seat to comfortable driving position....


The new model is slightly more spacious.
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
elder1981
#108 Posted : Tuesday, July 30, 2013 7:03:49 PM
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kavitz, very econimical. The smell of petrol is enough to keep it moving. The problem is ukipitana na trailer, kanaweza turn kafuate hiyo trailer
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Muheani
#109 Posted : Tuesday, July 30, 2013 9:26:53 PM
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elder1981 wrote:
kavitz, very econimical. The smell of petrol is enough to keep it moving. The problem is ukipitana na trailer, kanaweza turn kafuate hiyo trailer


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Rankaz13
#110 Posted : Tuesday, July 30, 2013 10:56:28 PM
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elder1981 wrote:
kavitz, very econimical. The smell of petrol is enough to keep it moving. The problem is ukipitana na trailer, kanaweza turn kafuate hiyo trailer


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Drobos fly
#111 Posted : Tuesday, July 30, 2013 10:56:34 PM
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There is this ka chic who lives in our hood. She hooked up a passo! Imagine passo! How do you even tell a car-dealer that you want a passo, sounds like a fancy way of asking for spaghetti......Seriously how did this thing leave the factory to the consumer???????

Outside our estate gates are wheelbarrows that have bigger tires than it. When you are inside a passo, wheelbarrows looks like tractors
maka
#112 Posted : Tuesday, July 30, 2013 10:59:42 PM
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Rankaz13 wrote:
elder1981 wrote:
kavitz, very econimical. The smell of petrol is enough to keep it moving. The problem is ukipitana na trailer, kanaweza turn kafuate hiyo trailer


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Kanavuta mafuta ka uji moto...
possunt quia posse videntur
maka
#113 Posted : Tuesday, July 30, 2013 11:01:30 PM
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Muheani wrote:
Hey; am complaining

Coz i do not know of any "useless" car as the topic suggests. (unless those dumped at the mechs mpaka nyasi ikamea)

I know ugly cars. i got 2 in fact.. No one wants to drive them. But yap. Very hardy whenever Iā€™m delivering gas supplies and all manner of packaged supplies.. When i look at them loaded, i ask y i had to spend buying a pickup first...

When on Msa Rd... ukiona a box named KBA 1*9Y or KBJ 0**X na nyuma imeandikwa "Kiranga Maria"... and on weekdays only... (n a gent driving) It might just be me.... Nigotee.smile smile








He he he...
possunt quia posse videntur
simonkabz
#114 Posted : Tuesday, July 30, 2013 11:34:22 PM
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Drobos fly wrote:
There is this ka chic who lives in our hood. She hooked up a passo! Imagine passo! How do you even tell a car-dealer that you want a passo, sounds like a fancy way of asking for spaghetti......Seriously how did this thing leave the factory to the consumer???????

Outside our estate gates are wheelbarrows that have bigger tires than it. When you are inside a passo, wheelbarrows looks like tractors


What is wrong with it? Its an improvement/replacement of the Duet. Spacious than the older Vitz, 990cc with an economy to die for esp in these hard times. Beauty is in the eyes, coz I actually find it cute especially for ladies!!









http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toyota_Passo
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
Siringi
#115 Posted : Wednesday, July 31, 2013 12:29:55 PM
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Warning the pictures you are about to see.... trauma blah...

Used to think the Germany Cars (MERCS) are unbreakable until i saw what happened to a media personality's car recently. Just imagine if this happened (being landed by a lorry from the tina) to any of the ones we are discussing here? ... Makueni PAP

David Makali Accident
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masukuma
#116 Posted : Wednesday, July 31, 2013 1:49:30 PM
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Siringi wrote:
Warning the pictures you are about to see.... trauma blah...

Used to think the Germany Cars (MERCS) are unbreakable until i saw what happened to a media personality's car recently. Just imagine if this happened (being landed by a lorry from the tina) to any of the ones we are discussing here? ... Makueni PAP

David Makali Accident

the idea is not for the car to remain 'intact' but rather to save the driver. the safer car is the car that takes the hit and absorbs the force (directs it around precious merchandise - you) as opposed to those old cars that are 'hard' because they are rigid. the more breakable a car the better for the owner as a testament I remember seeing Makali in Wote last friday!
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Impunity
#117 Posted : Wednesday, July 31, 2013 1:58:07 PM
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Muheani wrote:
elder1981 wrote:
kavitz, very econimical. The smell of petrol is enough to keep it moving. The problem is ukipitana na trailer, kanaweza turn kafuate hiyo trailer


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Especially if the trailer have some spillage!

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You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Impunity
#118 Posted : Wednesday, July 31, 2013 2:00:48 PM
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Drobos fly wrote:
There is this ka chic who lives in our hood. She hooked up a passo! Imagine passo! How do you even tell a car-dealer that you want a passo, sounds like a fancy way of asking for spaghetti......Seriously how did this thing leave the factory to the consumer???????

Outside our estate gates are wheelbarrows that have bigger tires than it. When you are inside a passo, wheelbarrows looks like tractors


I'm dying in the office...I cant even breathe!
Ati wheelbarrows look like bulldozers to it?

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

CLK
#119 Posted : Wednesday, July 31, 2013 3:51:16 PM
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Siringi wrote:
Warning the pictures you are about to see.... trauma blah...

Used to think the Germany Cars (MERCS) are unbreakable until i saw what happened to a media personality's car recently. Just imagine if this happened (being landed by a lorry from the tina) to any of the ones we are discussing here? ... Makueni PAP

David Makali Accident

Someone argued that the hardy cars are the ones in which people die, apparently the lighter cars (read toyota na nissan)take the impact in an accident while the occupants survive, while the said german ones its the passengers that take the impact since the cars are 'strong'..
nakujua
#120 Posted : Wednesday, July 31, 2013 4:31:02 PM
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Siringi wrote:
Warning the pictures you are about to see.... trauma blah...

Used to think the Germany Cars (MERCS) are unbreakable until i saw what happened to a media personality's car recently. Just imagine if this happened (being landed by a lorry from the tina) to any of the ones we are discussing here? ... Makueni PAP

David Makali Accident

he was lucky the benz did not behave like the 2013 c250 michael hasting was driving, it hit a palm tree the engine bolted out and then the thing burst into flames.
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