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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/31/2008 Posts: 7,081 Location: Kenya
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aemathenge wrote:Madam Administrator, with all due respect, all protocols observed, this thread belongs to the INVESTOR section of the Virtual Republic. ...a new member has to go through some form ogre initiation...
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2007 Posts: 8,776 Location: Cameroon
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aemathenge wrote:Madam Administrator, with all due respect, all protocols observed, this thread belongs to the INVESTOR section of the Virtual Republic. LOL! Unataka ifichwe coz mafisi wote wako hapa club  Tutafuata ata huko TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/21/2008 Posts: 2,490
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/8/2013 Posts: 4,068 Location: At Large.
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aemathenge wrote:phoebekarimi wrote:Hallo,am new here.for quite a long time i have been interested in trading of shares,getting knowledge of the NSE and the like but i have no idea where to start....can i get any guidance here please? Honey, welcome to the Virtual Republic of Wazua. Citizens are going to teach you everything you want to know BUT the lesson is going to be very difficult, expensive, painful, soul searching and a general pain in the fundamental orifice. So, brace yourself. I lay down the Green Carpet of the Virtual Republic of Wazua in Honour of our new Socket Citizen. Welcome aboard Phoebe. Don't be a stranger. Out. Wow.Is that you Mahegoat? Soft spot for the socket nini?Ama its the new you? I remember you almost made me go back to guesthood....................ati what aftershave does my husband use........nkt. Love is beautiful and so are those who share it.With Love, Marriage is an amazing event in ones life time, the foundation of joy, happiness and success.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/11/2012 Posts: 5,222
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Hamuwachii yeye huyu? 
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/11/2012 Posts: 5,222
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aemathenge wrote:Mukiri wrote:@admin, this account has been hacked! Or is it that sockets get a different welcome from plugs? Hacked? Good Heavens, No. I am just in a very good mood. And we need more Ladies in the Virtual Republic. No?  Replace 'good' with the true verb! @Chep can help you with the spelling
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/26/2012 Posts: 15,980
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And there she's gone...new member(Hallo) couldn't keep up "There are only two emotions in the market, hope & fear. The problem is you hope when you should fear & fear when you should hope: - Jesse Livermore
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 7/3/2007 Posts: 1,634
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Muheani wrote:She has been a Guest  she has upgraded to Hello.. Just say Hello! Hello Phoebe. So, what is this now? Alcoholics Anonymous? Sorry Phoebe. You wandered into the mental ward. Stocks are further down the corridor. Look for a door marked INVESTOR. Ask for Dr Yasser Big Chair. "The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth." (Niels Bohr)
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2007 Posts: 8,776 Location: Cameroon
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Wakanyugi wrote:Muheani wrote:She has been a Guest she has upgraded to Hello.. Just say Hello! Hello Phoebe. So, what is this now? Alcoholics Anonymous? Sorry Phoebe. You wandered into the mental ward. Stocks are further down the corridor. Look for a door marked INVESTOR. Ask for Dr Yasser Big Chair. TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 7/3/2007 Posts: 1,634
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simonkabz wrote:LOL! Unataka ifichwe coz mafisi wote wako hapa club Tutafuata ata huko Asi! Na wewe ulifunguliwa lini? I thought you got usered? "The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth." (Niels Bohr)
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/19/2010 Posts: 3,504 Location: Uganda
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King G wrote:welcome to wazua.
Where to start,
1.Do you have a CDS account and which broker do you deal with.
2. Do you have money to trade with at the NSE?
We will continue after you have answered!!!!!!! wakati nimeona CD kwa clubsk nikaenda Gutter. punda amecheka
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2007 Posts: 8,776 Location: Cameroon
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newfarer wrote:King G wrote:welcome to wazua.
Where to start,
1.Do you have a CDS account and which broker do you deal with.
2. Do you have money to trade with at the NSE?
We will continue after you have answered!!!!!!! wakati nimeona CD kwa clubsk nikaenda Gutter. Kiyana washa fitina TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
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Rank: Member Joined: 8/11/2009 Posts: 481
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Before #Mafisi get excited, were you born a socket originally ama you are a refurbished plug, yaani Audrey?  "The longer the fuse the mightier the blast!"
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Rank: Elder Joined: 11/28/2006 Posts: 1,799
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Uko na NJaa??? sema haraka tukutafutie njaa'dgment
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/20/2012 Posts: 3,855 Location: Othumo
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This lady admin is bloody bure kabisa. Now even the new member is wondering where her post disappeared to; from stock to here; mucene section. Surely, very heartless. @newfarer wacha gutter, why CD and there is an S yawa! All i can do is to for you! Thieves
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Rank: Elder Joined: 11/28/2006 Posts: 1,799
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King G wrote:This lady admin is bloody bure kabisa. Now even the new member is wondering where her post disappeared to; from stock to here; mucene section. Surely, very heartless. @newfarer wacha gutter, why CD and there is an S yawa! All i can do is to for you! @MFalme Inakaa Newfarer hatumiangi moja so alisoma CDs sio CD...
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Rank: Elder Joined: 8/1/2008 Posts: 1,432 Location: Marsabit
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Magigi wrote:Ahahahaha....trust @wazua kuchochea...I bumped into this thread huko Kwan investments where it was not getting its due attention...dude welcome... Ati dude? ai... Last i checked,Phoebe was a girl's name  Anyway, Karibu sana @Phoebekarimi As you can see.. this is a market with many characters,just take your sweet time and learn,all shall be well. We all started from there. It's a great forum,you can learn a lot from. Browse through all sections often.. Be quick to read and digest Best wishes Madam Nevermind what haters say, ignore them til they fade away - Just live your life
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Rank: Member Joined: 4/1/2009 Posts: 846
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Magigi wrote:Ahahahaha....trust @wazua kuchochea...I bumped into this thread huko Kwan investments where it was not getting its due attention...dude welcome... thought ni Audrey na sio Andrew??
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Rank: New-farer Joined: 6/26/2011 Posts: 46 Location: Embakasi, Nairobi
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Rank: New-farer Joined: 6/26/2011 Posts: 46 Location: Embakasi, Nairobi
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simonkabz wrote:newfarer wrote:King G wrote:welcome to wazua.
Where to start,
1.Do you have a CDS account and which broker do you deal with.
2. Do you have money to trade with at the NSE?
We will continue after you have answered!!!!!!! wakati nimeona CD kwa clubsk nikaenda Gutter. Kiyana washa fitina  The stars will never align, & the traffic lights of life will Never go green at the same time.
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