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butterflyke		#161 Posted : Tuesday, July 23, 2013 6:53:30 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 5/1/2010 Posts: 3,024 Location: Hapa		nostoppingthis wrote: Coolio wrote: King G wrote: It is high time Ms Ndetei ran to High Court to stop this first impression meeting since the date is coinciding with Makueni By-elections and might affect the results there!!!! Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali🐝
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Mukiri		#162 Posted : Tuesday, July 23, 2013 6:55:04 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 7/11/2012 Posts: 5,222		washiku wrote: smano wrote: Jus Blazin wrote: Thought the dude is the one who is supposed to impress the lady. Na hii 85% perfection is via chats na third-party? Hiyo hapana! Give it 20% then let it grow ukimuona and when you interact. You want a long-term r/ship but you aren't desperate. Let him impress you. Saturday uko na family function asubuhi, do not go to his place. Otherwise it will all cloud your 'njaa'dgement. Chepkel don't succumb to the njaa...even if it ends up being a long term relationship, the guy will always remember you succumbed on the first date out and will always wonder how easily you can succumb again........to someone else. Afadhali uende ujimalizie na phallus shaped fruit (read cucumber or big carrot) ama modern toys like the Japanese Rabbit! In another thread, Mukiri sounded like he is an expert on the toys. Maybe he can help Porojo Proverbs 19:21
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danas10		#163 Posted : Tuesday, July 23, 2013 7:07:06 PM
Rank: Member Joined: 10/8/2010 Posts: 763 Location: Intersection		Mukiri wrote: washiku wrote: smano wrote: Jus Blazin wrote: Thought the dude is the one who is supposed to impress the lady. Na hii 85% perfection is via chats na third-party? Hiyo hapana! Give it 20% then let it grow ukimuona and when you interact. You want a long-term r/ship but you aren't desperate. Let him impress you. Saturday uko na family function asubuhi, do not go to his place. Otherwise it will all cloud your 'njaa'dgement. Chepkel don't succumb to the njaa...even if it ends up being a long term relationship, the guy will always remember you succumbed on the first date out and will always wonder how easily you can succumb again........to someone else. Afadhali uende ujimalizie na phallus shaped fruit (read cucumber or big carrot) ama modern toys like the Japanese Rabbit! In another thread, Mukiri sounded like he is an expert on the toys. Maybe he can help Porojo @mukiri, ndio hii evidence Quote: Ngong wrote: Mukiri wrote: slimshadie wrote: Being faithful is a choice. I agree there are almost unbearable days but its all in the mind. Just tune your mind to other things. I am lucky since i have young children and this keeps me quite busy in the evenings. What with the homework and all. Nyinyi watu wa hire, chungeni True wife material. My advice get one of those good sex guides. The ones written for married couples. Send it to him (e-book). Tell him as fore-play, you'd like to discuss (chat/email) page by page because you are looking forward. PS: They never lack stressing the importance of fore-play. And while you are at it, ask him to bring over a few mutual 'toys' for added spice. Jambo Mukiri Hubby aren't you? @Washiku, Is there any couple in this day and age without toys? For both
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Mukiri		#164 Posted : Tuesday, July 23, 2013 7:21:49 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 7/11/2012 Posts: 5,222		danas10 wrote: Mukiri wrote: washiku wrote: smano wrote: Jus Blazin wrote: Thought the dude is the one who is supposed to impress the lady. Na hii 85% perfection is via chats na third-party? Hiyo hapana! Give it 20% then let it grow ukimuona and when you interact. You want a long-term r/ship but you aren't desperate. Let him impress you. Saturday uko na family function asubuhi, do not go to his place. Otherwise it will all cloud your 'njaa'dgement. Chepkel don't succumb to the njaa...even if it ends up being a long term relationship, the guy will always remember you succumbed on the first date out and will always wonder how easily you can succumb again........to someone else. Afadhali uende ujimalizie na phallus shaped fruit (read cucumber or big carrot) ama modern toys like the Japanese Rabbit! In another thread, Mukiri sounded like he is an expert on the toys. Maybe he can help Porojo @mukiri, ndio hii evidence Quote: Ngong wrote: Mukiri wrote: slimshadie wrote: Being faithful is a choice. I agree there are almost unbearable days but its all in the mind. Just tune your mind to other things. I am lucky since i have young children and this keeps me quite busy in the evenings. What with the homework and all. Nyinyi watu wa hire, chungeni True wife material. My advice get one of those good sex guides. The ones written for married couples. Send it to him (e-book). Tell him as fore-play, you'd like to discuss (chat/email) page by page because you are looking forward. PS: They never lack stressing the importance of fore-play. And while you are at it, ask him to bring over a few mutual 'toys' for added spice. Jambo Mukiri Hubby aren't you? @Washiku, Is there any couple in this day and age without toys? For both Mis-quotement Proverbs 19:21
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Lolest!		#165 Posted : Tuesday, July 23, 2013 8:43:28 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 3/18/2011 Posts: 12,069 Location: Kianjokoma		chepkel wrote: ZZE123 wrote: Refusing to get high No way am I getting drunk on my first date!!!! But my drink of choice is Tusker!! will drinking a bottle or two of beer put off a jamaa or should I stick to a glass of wine instead!!! Yes. Some guys really detest women who drink. Some of these guys do actually partake but they dont want their women to do it.
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kysse		#166 Posted : Tuesday, July 23, 2013 8:55:32 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 1/17/2013 Posts: 4,693 Location: Earth		butterflyke wrote: nostoppingthis wrote: Coolio wrote: King G wrote: It is high time Ms Ndetei ran to High Court to stop this first impression meeting since the date is coinciding with Makueni By-elections and might affect the results there!!!! Niko kwa matanga!! now people are looking at me funny.
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smano		#167 Posted : Tuesday, July 23, 2013 9:53:23 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 12/13/2006 Posts: 2,589		callaspade wrote: smano wrote: @flyke, the rabbit was the highest grossing vibrator of all time, maybe it still is, I wouldn't know. I think it was the first to have the unique design to ensure that the "bean" was well stimulated as thrusting took place, hehe. I can see you know it...quot; ....even you smano we can see you know it @callaspade, I'm well read... BEER IS LIVING PROOF THAT GOD LOVES US AND WANTS US TO BE HAPPY!
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washiku		#168 Posted : Tuesday, July 23, 2013 10:05:44 PM
Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095		Mukiri wrote: danas10 wrote: Mukiri wrote: washiku wrote: smano wrote: Jus Blazin wrote: Thought the dude is the one who is supposed to impress the lady. Na hii 85% perfection is via chats na third-party? Hiyo hapana! Give it 20% then let it grow ukimuona and when you interact. You want a long-term r/ship but you aren't desperate. Let him impress you. Saturday uko na family function asubuhi, do not go to his place. Otherwise it will all cloud your 'njaa'dgement. Chepkel don't succumb to the njaa...even if it ends up being a long term relationship, the guy will always remember you succumbed on the first date out and will always wonder how easily you can succumb again........to someone else. Afadhali uende ujimalizie na phallus shaped fruit (read cucumber or big carrot) ama modern toys like the Japanese Rabbit! In another thread, Mukiri sounded like he is an expert on the toys. Maybe he can help Porojo @mukiri, ndio hii evidence Quote: Ngong wrote: Mukiri wrote: slimshadie wrote: Being faithful is a choice. I agree there are almost unbearable days but its all in the mind. Just tune your mind to other things. I am lucky since i have young children and this keeps me quite busy in the evenings. What with the homework and all. Nyinyi watu wa hire, chungeni True wife material. My advice get one of those good sex guides. The ones written for married couples. Send it to him (e-book). Tell him as fore-play, you'd like to discuss (chat/email) page by page because you are looking forward. PS: They never lack stressing the importance of fore-play. And while you are at it, ask him to bring over a few mutual 'toys' for added spice. Jambo Mukiri Hubby aren't you? @Washiku, Is there any couple in this day and age without toys? For both Mis-quotement Ha ha ha ha....thanks for showing who has porojo between me n Mukiri the pastor. A needy child's education depends on you. Click here to assist
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chepkel		#169 Posted : Wednesday, July 24, 2013 7:53:15 AM
Rank: Member Joined: 4/6/2010 Posts: 741 Location: Nairobi		Jus Blazin wrote: Thought the dude is the one who is supposed to impress the lady. Na hii 85% perfection is via chats na third-party? Hiyo hapana! Give it 20% then let it grow ukimuona and when you interact. You want a long-term r/ship but you aren't desperate. Let him impress you. Saturday uko na family function asubuhi, do not go to his place. Otherwise it will all cloud your 'njaa'dgement. I definitely will not be sufficiently philanthropic!!!!! Thanks guys...You guys have been absolutely hilarious and helpful!!! The big day is Friday (The day after tomorrow). The Place will be Cedars Restaurant on Lenana Road. I suggested this place and he said its a great place. Clothing of choice will be a Knee length Black dress that appropriately defines all my curves but leaves enough room for imaginantion. And some soft heels (I hate wearing those 12 Inch heels, am more of a sneakers kind of girl ) Luckily I do not partake in the waering of weaves or wigs I have dreadlocks which will be thoroughly cleaned and freshly twisted on Friday. I do not wear any makeup.
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smano		#170 Posted : Wednesday, July 24, 2013 8:22:56 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 12/13/2006 Posts: 2,589		See you there!!! BEER IS LIVING PROOF THAT GOD LOVES US AND WANTS US TO BE HAPPY!
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