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McReggae
#61 Posted : Tuesday, July 23, 2013 9:40:20 AM
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What is Al Jazeera showing???
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maka
#62 Posted : Tuesday, July 23, 2013 9:41:30 AM
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McReggae wrote:
What is Al Jazeera showing???

Nothing to do with the royal birth...
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McReggae
#63 Posted : Tuesday, July 23, 2013 9:44:23 AM
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maka wrote:
McReggae wrote:
What is Al Jazeera showing???

Nothing to do with the royal birth...


Then we can watch it???
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Impunity
#64 Posted : Tuesday, July 23, 2013 10:43:59 AM
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McReggae wrote:
maka wrote:
McReggae wrote:
What is Al Jazeera showing???

Nothing to do with the royal birth...


Then we can watch it???


Al Jazeera is deeply imersed in Egypt and Syria 24/7!
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Intelligentsia
#65 Posted : Tuesday, July 23, 2013 11:42:13 AM
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Siangekuja Kenya maternity fee zero pap and toto kakuwe eligible kuvuka na laptop lol!
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majimaji
#66 Posted : Tuesday, July 23, 2013 11:48:08 AM
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I think QEII should give up the throne. At this rate someone will never be King - too many heirs in line.
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Impunity
#67 Posted : Tuesday, July 23, 2013 11:57:17 AM
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majimaji wrote:

I think QEII should give up the throne. At this rate someone will never be King - too many heirs in line.


Can a King or a Queen retire? I think its until death.
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#68 Posted : Tuesday, July 23, 2013 12:02:06 PM
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Impunity wrote:
majimaji wrote:

I think QEII should give up the throne. At this rate someone will never be King - too many heirs in line.


Can a King or a Queen retire? I think its until death.
d'oh!

They abdicate. Happened in Belgium http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-23393963
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Museveni
#69 Posted : Tuesday, July 23, 2013 12:11:24 PM
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here is an appropriate link:

BREAKING NEWS: Woman Gives Birth To..
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jguru
#70 Posted : Tuesday, July 23, 2013 12:38:40 PM
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kysse wrote:
it was announced that the Duchess of Cambridge had produced a male heir weighing 8lbs 6oz (3.8 kilos).

Pray Applause Applause that's a big baby,




I once delivered a 5.5kg baby boy!

Almost dropped him!

The first thing he did was "NNGGWEEEEEEEE!" until people came asking if nimeangusha mtoto.

Was placed in a warmer and the next thing I saw was a fountain! Pissed all over that machine smile

Then he snuggled in and started sucking his thumb noisily. We had to go steal some milk for him from nursery smile

That baby had the chubbiest cheeks I have ever seen smile
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Rankaz13
#71 Posted : Tuesday, July 23, 2013 1:18:36 PM
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Impunity wrote:
McReggae wrote:
maka wrote:
McReggae wrote:
What is Al Jazeera showing???

Nothing to do with the royal birth...


Then we can watch it???


Al Jazeera is deeply imersed in Egypt and Syria 24/7!
Sad


Not really. Now watching a story about Senegal, just after one about Guinea, next up is another about Australia.
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Impunity
#72 Posted : Tuesday, July 23, 2013 1:25:39 PM
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jguru wrote:
kysse wrote:
it was announced that the Duchess of Cambridge had produced a male heir weighing 8lbs 6oz (3.8 kilos).

Pray Applause Applause that's a big baby,




I once delivered a 5.5kg baby boy!

Almost dropped him!

The first thing he did was "NNGGWEEEEEEEE!" until people came asking if nimeangusha mtoto.

Was placed in a warmer and the next thing I saw was a fountain! Pissed all over that machine smile

Then he snuggled in and started sucking his thumb noisily. We had to go steal some milk for him from nursery smile

That baby had the chubbiest cheeks I have ever seen smile


Thought u were a plug.
Pray
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Mukiri
#73 Posted : Tuesday, July 23, 2013 1:41:50 PM
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Impunity wrote:
jguru wrote:
kysse wrote:
it was announced that the Duchess of Cambridge had produced a male heir weighing 8lbs 6oz (3.8 kilos).

Pray Applause Applause that's a big baby,




I once delivered a 5.5kg baby boy!

Almost dropped him!

The first thing he did was "NNGGWEEEEEEEE!" until people came asking if nimeangusha mtoto.

Was placed in a warmer and the next thing I saw was a fountain! Pissed all over that machine smile

Then he snuggled in and started sucking his thumb noisily. We had to go steal some milk for him from nursery smile

That baby had the chubbiest cheeks I have ever seen smile


Thought u were a plug.
Pray

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Impunity
#74 Posted : Tuesday, July 23, 2013 1:44:40 PM
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Mukiri wrote:
Impunity wrote:
jguru wrote:
kysse wrote:
it was announced that the Duchess of Cambridge had produced a male heir weighing 8lbs 6oz (3.8 kilos).

Pray Applause Applause that's a big baby,




I once delivered a 5.5kg baby boy!

Almost dropped him!

The first thing he did was "NNGGWEEEEEEEE!" until people came asking if nimeangusha mtoto.

Was placed in a warmer and the next thing I saw was a fountain! Pissed all over that machine smile

Then he snuggled in and started sucking his thumb noisily. We had to go steal some milk for him from nursery smile

That baby had the chubbiest cheeks I have ever seen smile


Thought u were a plug.
Pray

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Direct translational reading! I once HELPED...


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
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jaggernaut
#75 Posted : Tuesday, July 23, 2013 1:53:42 PM
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Impunity wrote:
jguru wrote:
kysse wrote:
it was announced that the Duchess of Cambridge had produced a male heir weighing 8lbs 6oz (3.8 kilos).

Pray Applause Applause that's a big baby,




I once delivered a 5.5kg baby boy!

Almost dropped him!

The first thing he did was "NNGGWEEEEEEEE!" until people came asking if nimeangusha mtoto.

Was placed in a warmer and the next thing I saw was a fountain! Pissed all over that machine smile

Then he snuggled in and started sucking his thumb noisily. We had to go steal some milk for him from nursery smile

That baby had the chubbiest cheeks I have ever seen smile


Thought u were a plug.
Pray

He's a doc.
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Impunity
#76 Posted : Tuesday, July 23, 2013 1:57:21 PM
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jaggernaut wrote:
Impunity wrote:
jguru wrote:
kysse wrote:
it was announced that the Duchess of Cambridge had produced a male heir weighing 8lbs 6oz (3.8 kilos).

Pray Applause Applause that's a big baby,




I once delivered a 5.5kg baby boy!

Almost dropped him!

The first thing he did was "NNGGWEEEEEEEE!" until people came asking if nimeangusha mtoto.

Was placed in a warmer and the next thing I saw was a fountain! Pissed all over that machine smile

Then he snuggled in and started sucking his thumb noisily. We had to go steal some milk for him from nursery smile

That baby had the chubbiest cheeks I have ever seen smile


Thought u were a plug.
Pray

He's a doc.


A socket dakitari who was giving birth at that time or what?
d'oh!
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#77 Posted : Tuesday, July 23, 2013 1:57:57 PM
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digitek1
#78 Posted : Tuesday, July 23, 2013 2:06:40 PM
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mdudu wrote:
MaichBlack wrote:
digitek1 wrote:
The birth of a new monarch(4th in line) is welcome in a world full of negative news
watch this space

I would have understood if it was just a mention.

I was waiting for it to pass [couple of minutes] but shock on me! They are discussing everything from Kate's sister's butt that caught the world attention - I was not aware - during their wedding and how she's likely to be the one planning the kid's birthdays etc. and how grand they are going to be - especially the first one etc. etc. They have a whole panel to discuss these stuff. I switch off get back to my work, switch on again after two hours and they are still at it!

If I wanted to watch this kind of stuff I would have tuned to E! to watch Married to Jonas, keeping up with the Kardashians, Lindsay Lohan true hollywood story, Chelsea Lately and other such like 'reality tv' stuff. Yes, I'm forced to watch such coz I have people in the house who like it, but when I do, I know what to expect - or not expect for that matter. It's actually more of seeing than watching!

This is CNN we are talking about! Give me real news. And remember you are global!

You don't need to watch CNN just change the station. There is Kenyan news, or you can watch Al jazeera etc etc. For the next few days don't tune to any 'Western' News channel as that will be the only story. Its is their world and they will show what they want.

you need to watch Game of Thrones Season 1-3 to understand all the madness
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jguru
#79 Posted : Tuesday, July 23, 2013 3:39:25 PM
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Impunity wrote:
jaggernaut wrote:
Impunity wrote:
jguru wrote:
kysse wrote:
it was announced that the Duchess of Cambridge had produced a male heir weighing 8lbs 6oz (3.8 kilos).

Pray Applause Applause that's a big baby,




I once delivered a 5.5kg baby boy!

Almost dropped him!

The first thing he did was "NNGGWEEEEEEEE!" until people came asking if nimeangusha mtoto.

Was placed in a warmer and the next thing I saw was a fountain! Pissed all over that machine smile

Then he snuggled in and started sucking his thumb noisily. We had to go steal some milk for him from nursery smile

That baby had the chubbiest cheeks I have ever seen smile


Thought u were a plug.
Pray

He's a doc.


A socket dakitari who was giving birth at that time or what?
d'oh!


@Impunity I don't understand your argument.

It was a cesarean section. I delivered the baby.
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McReggae
#80 Posted : Tuesday, July 23, 2013 3:41:39 PM
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jguru wrote:
Impunity wrote:
jaggernaut wrote:
Impunity wrote:
jguru wrote:
kysse wrote:
it was announced that the Duchess of Cambridge had produced a male heir weighing 8lbs 6oz (3.8 kilos).

Pray Applause Applause that's a big baby,




I once delivered a 5.5kg baby boy!

Almost dropped him!

The first thing he did was "NNGGWEEEEEEEE!" until people came asking if nimeangusha mtoto.

Was placed in a warmer and the next thing I saw was a fountain! Pissed all over that machine smile

Then he snuggled in and started sucking his thumb noisily. We had to go steal some milk for him from nursery smile

That baby had the chubbiest cheeks I have ever seen smile


Thought u were a plug.
Pray

He's a doc.


A socket dakitari who was giving birth at that time or what?
d'oh!


@Impunity I don't understand your argument.

It was a cesarean section. I delivered the baby.


He is just pulling your ears mblo!!!
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