kysse wrote:it was announced that the Duchess of Cambridge had produced a male heir weighing 8lbs 6oz
(3.8 kilos).
that's a big baby,
I once delivered a 5.5kg baby boy!
Almost dropped him!
The first thing he did was "NNGGWEEEEEEEE!" until people came asking if nimeangusha mtoto.
Was placed in a warmer and the next thing I saw was a fountain! Pissed all over that machine
Then he snuggled in and started sucking his thumb noisily. We had to go steal some milk for him from nursery
That baby had the chubbiest cheeks I have ever seen
Set out to correct the world's wrongs and you will most certainly wind up adding to them.