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jguru
#131 Posted : Monday, July 22, 2013 2:42:38 PM
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nostoppingthis wrote:
chepkel wrote:
jaggernaut wrote:
Golden rule - usitoe suruari on the first date.


Fully Noted!!!!!!

Is there anything wrong is I pick the place to go or will it seem like an domineering????


Tafadhali, let him choose the place...he is the one out to impress you....but your plan to spend the night watching movies..eish!! you'll coem back with the post of "A friend of mine.....he never called back again"


bun in the oven... smile
Set out to correct the world's wrongs and you will most certainly wind up adding to them.
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CLK
#132 Posted : Monday, July 22, 2013 9:43:24 PM
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Joined: 4/1/2009
Posts: 846
nostoppingthis wrote:
chepkel wrote:
jaggernaut wrote:
Golden rule - usitoe suruari on the first date.


Fully Noted!!!!!!

Is there anything wrong is I pick the place to go or will it seem like an domineering????


Tafadhali, let him choose the place...he is the one out to impress you....but your plan to spend the night watching movies..eish!! you'll coem back with the post of "A friend of mine.....he never called back again"


Its okay for you to suggest a place you are comfortable with, a place you can afford to pay the bills and safe for you, guy is still a stranger, not to be trusted yet, lest your kidneys are harvested Sad
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kysse
#133 Posted : Monday, July 22, 2013 10:09:13 PM
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Joined: 1/17/2013
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CLK wrote:
guy is still a stranger, not to be trusted yet, lest your kidneys are harvested Sad


How can one enjoy a date with such thoughts in mind?
It means wearing rubber,with one foot facing the door and the other tapping the floor nervously.
If the guy licks his lips? make a move.
Watch how he cuts his steak with knife.
Watch how ferocious he is at eating.Sign of how he will tear u into bits.
If he grabs instead of cuddling? kwisha.
If he bites/sucks you instead of kissing? vampire.
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InnovateGuy
#134 Posted : Monday, July 22, 2013 10:11:10 PM
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Joined: 11/15/2012
Posts: 1,110
kysse wrote:
CLK wrote:
guy is still a stranger, not to be trusted yet, lest your kidneys are harvested Sad


How can one enjoy a date with such thoughts in mind?
It means wearing rubber,with one foot facing the door and the other tapping the floor nervously.
If the guy licks his lips? make a move.
Watch how he cuts his steak with knife.
Watch how ferocious he is at eating.Sign of how he will tear u into bits.
If he grabs instead of cuddling? kwisha.
If he bites/sucks you instead of kissing? vampire.


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Naija movie.
Live Full Die Empty - Les Brown.
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Rankaz13
#135 Posted : Monday, July 22, 2013 10:42:09 PM
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kysse wrote:

How can one enjoy a date with such thoughts in mind?
It means wearing rubber,with one foot facing the door and the other tapping the floor nervously.
If the guy licks his lips? make a move.
Watch how he cuts his steak with knife.
Watch how ferocious he is at eating.Sign of how he will tear u into bits.
If he grabs instead of cuddling? kwisha.
If he bites/sucks you instead of kissing? vampire.


Clearly, those horror movies (ama ni oga) should come with a health warning!!Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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Angelica _ann
#136 Posted : Monday, July 22, 2013 10:49:10 PM
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Joined: 12/7/2012
Posts: 11,939
InnovateGuy wrote:
kysse wrote:
CLK wrote:
guy
is still a stranger, not to be trusted yet, lest your
kidneys are harvested Sad


How can one enjoy a date with such thoughts in mind?
It means wearing rubber,with one foot facing the door and the other
tapping the floor nervously.
If the guy licks his lips? make a move.
Watch how he cuts his steak with knife.
Watch how ferocious he is at eating.Sign of how he will tear u into
bits.
If he grabs instead of cuddling? kwisha.
If he bites/sucks you instead of kissing? vampire.


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Naija movie.


@essky, you hav nailed it. people should relax. you cannot even go to the ladies, mchele abound.
In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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kysse
#137 Posted : Tuesday, July 23, 2013 8:32:50 AM
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Quote:
[quote=Angelica _ann
people should relax. you cannot even go to the ladies, mchele abound.


I read that people are carrying beer to the washrooms.
How do you pee and drink in the washroom?Pray Laughing out loudly

At this rate we will soon require HTD-human tracking devices.
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Jus Blazin
#138 Posted : Tuesday, July 23, 2013 11:16:53 AM
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Joined: 10/23/2008
Posts: 3,966
Thought the dude is the one who is supposed to impress the lady. Na hii 85% perfection is via chats na third-party? Hiyo hapana! Give it 20% then let it grow ukimuona and when you interact. You want a long-term r/ship but you aren't desperate. Let him impress you. Saturday uko na family function asubuhi, do not go to his place. Otherwise it will all cloud your 'njaa'dgement.
Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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callaspade
#139 Posted : Tuesday, July 23, 2013 11:54:44 AM
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Joined: 11/12/2009
Posts: 925
....njaa ndio itaamua for both,they have both been waiting for this moment, i wont be surprised
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Jus Blazin
#140 Posted : Tuesday, July 23, 2013 1:25:15 PM
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Posts: 3,966
callaspade wrote:
....njaa ndio itaamua for both,they have both been waiting for this moment, i wont be surprised

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly By the way, for @chepkel to want to do a furahiday sleep over, those chats must have been veeeeerrryyy steamy, no? Analeta action.
Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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