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Rank: Elder Joined: 11/26/2008 Posts: 2,097
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@Chepkel, You have not met him. Have you considered you could be dating a jailbird. Oh and coming to think of that, women like dating jailbirds 'cos "those who date men in prison receive long, romantic letters". Well that was awhile back. Now they even carry phones safely tucked away in their "bank", on vibrate ready to receive any call. I read awhile back how a woman got conned by a man in Kamiti Prison. They had been talking on phone for 3 months and later confessed that he was actually in prison. The lady had given away her heart and so visited him in prison. Next she borrowed 75,000/=, gave to his accomplices in order to "convince the Magistrate to make an acquittal in the judgement". That was the end of the romance. "Never regret, if its good, its wonderful. If its bad, its experience."
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Rank: Member Joined: 4/6/2010 Posts: 741 Location: Nairobi
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Tebes wrote:@Chepkel,
You have not met him. Have you considered you could be dating a jailbird. Oh and coming to think of that, women like dating jailbirds 'cos "those who date men in prison receive long, romantic letters". Well that was awhile back. Now they even carry phones safely tucked away in their "bank", on vibrate ready to receive any call.
I read awhile back how a woman got conned by a man in Kamiti Prison. They had been talking on phone for 3 months and later confessed that he was actually in prison. The lady had given away her heart and so visited him in prison. Next she borrowed 75,000/=, gave to his accomplices in order to "convince the Magistrate to make an acquittal in the judgement". That was the end of the romance. This guy is a childhood family friend of a friend of mine  So possibility of him being a jail bird, criminal etc is really minimal. Anyway, no one can really know..but lets see how it goes.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/17/2012 Posts: 1,461 Location: Ngong Forest
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/25/2012 Posts: 4,105 Location: 08c
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chepkel wrote:Tebes wrote:@Chepkel,
You have not met him. Have you considered you could be dating a jailbird. Oh and coming to think of that, women like dating jailbirds 'cos "those who date men in prison receive long, romantic letters". Well that was awhile back. Now they even carry phones safely tucked away in their "bank", on vibrate ready to receive any call.
I read awhile back how a woman got conned by a man in Kamiti Prison. They had been talking on phone for 3 months and later confessed that he was actually in prison. The lady had given away her heart and so visited him in prison. Next she borrowed 75,000/=, gave to his accomplices in order to "convince the Magistrate to make an acquittal in the judgement". That was the end of the romance. This guy is a childhood family friend of a friend of mine So possibility of him being a jail bird, criminal etc is really minimal. Anyway, no one can really know..but lets see how it goes. This is a new level, we are used to only one level, my friend! Come friday, who will be saying TGIF! Pesa Nane plans to be shilingi when he grows up.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/1/2010 Posts: 3,024 Location: Hapa
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@chepkel, i am all for 'ukame ushindwe' but please go somewhere akin to teaspot otherwise huko kwingine kunaweza leta mambo ya gspot Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali🐝
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/25/2012 Posts: 4,105 Location: 08c
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chepkel wrote:
mchele ni nini au ya nini???
Ever had of kufatex of days of old that was commonly added to travellers sambusas? Pesa Nane plans to be shilingi when he grows up.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/7/2012 Posts: 11,939
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Go for it gal, you never know where your rib is until you kiss enough frogs. even @mukiha is doing fine with first impression huko works. Updates nao In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/17/2013 Posts: 4,693 Location: Earth
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Ngatho! Lol Bado watu wako hapa!since noon?  This thread has drawn serious people from the Investor section. @jguru.Yep. 1. Cert of good conduct-no beating about the bush with lovey dovey impressions. Those can come later after the peeling/unmasking.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 10/25/2007 Posts: 1,574
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smano wrote:@Jguru it looks like you have done these things before mpaka you even contemplate whether a chic has timed her cycle, hehe.
@Chepkel hapa naona sasa uko na nia, you've even broke it down to 3 months that you guys have known each other and are even toying with sleeping over ati you piga convo mpaka ngware??? That's the stuff we used to do in seco and colle sleepovers because we didn't have guts to accidentally let the hand rest on the thigh! Like when you could sleep in the same bed with a chic and wonder how you'd make that first move, hehe. I'm sure the plugs in this forum can relate.
Anyway, I digress! @Chepkel hapa naona you already have a vision, all am saying is take care you're not disappointed. You could find a guy who suffers from lose sphincter muscles and is perpetually flatulent!!! A friend of mine keeps a calender of his chic's cycle. So that the only times she comes over for a sleep-over is when the airport is clear and when she is ovulating Mambo ya "Sweetie you know what, it's not a good day down there..." hataki. Set out to correct the world's wrongs and you will most certainly wind up adding to them.
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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Just to be safe, please carry with you enough money and/or your card. These "chat" friends could be very tricky...they could gulp all the beers and then vanish...Avoid secluded places, you dont want to be alone in a dark corner or in a lodging or in a house with a psycho...They may not be interest in quenching your thirst, they could even be interest in one of your body parts to be used in TZ by Dr. Msali kuponya "mtu aliyepotea" I am not saying it will be bad, I am just telling you not to trust too much. We love you so much and we would not want anything dangerous to happen to you. Oooh...and once you are there, u can just sit somewhere, call and let him explain where he is sitted. Kama anakaa kama huyu, run my dear run, run away  Avoid too many rules...let things flow naturally.  Wishing you all the best...take care 
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