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simonkabz
#41 Posted : Thursday, July 18, 2013 8:36:15 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 3/2/2007
Posts: 8,776
Location: Cameroon
Greenhouse..........lakini toothcomb ndio ilinimada
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
masukuma
#42 Posted : Thursday, July 18, 2013 8:44:32 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 10/4/2006
Posts: 13,821
Location: Nairobi
MPigs
All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
digitek1
#43 Posted : Thursday, July 18, 2013 10:36:41 PM
Rank: Veteran


Joined: 2/3/2010
Posts: 1,797
Location: Kenya
nkt!
I may be wrong..but then I could be right
digitek1
#44 Posted : Thursday, July 18, 2013 10:38:58 PM
Rank: Veteran


Joined: 2/3/2010
Posts: 1,797
Location: Kenya
kamwana
I may be wrong..but then I could be right
Pesa Nane
#45 Posted : Thursday, July 18, 2013 10:53:20 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 5/25/2012
Posts: 4,105
Location: 08c
10ft pole
Pesa Nane plans to be shilingi when he grows up.
butterflyke
#46 Posted : Thursday, July 18, 2013 10:55:19 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 5/1/2010
Posts: 3,024
Location: Hapa
jameson unchained

a set of two twins
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali🐝
Pesa Nane
#47 Posted : Thursday, July 18, 2013 10:58:25 PM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 5/25/2012
Posts: 4,105
Location: 08c
1,000,000% return guarantee!! smile

followed by

d'oh! SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM Shame on you Shame on you Liar Liar Shame on you Shame on you
Pesa Nane plans to be shilingi when he grows up.
maligumu
#48 Posted : Friday, July 19, 2013 4:59:30 AM
Rank: Member


Joined: 2/22/2010
Posts: 510
Location: De egg
My friend has this problem ......
Peace be with you
MaichBlack
#49 Posted : Friday, July 19, 2013 5:38:57 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 7/22/2009
Posts: 7,467
Hii ni sumbua!!
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
MaichBlack
#50 Posted : Friday, July 19, 2013 5:41:05 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 7/22/2009
Posts: 7,467
BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY!!!
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
MaichBlack
#51 Posted : Friday, July 19, 2013 5:45:19 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 7/22/2009
Posts: 7,467
My friend at the exchange bar...
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
Angelica _ann
#52 Posted : Friday, July 19, 2013 6:22:50 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 12/7/2012
Posts: 11,909
Trophyless 10 years & counting
In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
King G
#53 Posted : Friday, July 19, 2013 7:58:11 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 6/20/2012
Posts: 3,855
Location: Othumo
suspects

matususpects

witnesses

4th witness

unelectable Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Thieves
FancyFace
#54 Posted : Friday, July 19, 2013 8:17:44 AM
Rank: Member


Joined: 7/31/2009
Posts: 743
tick tock

Problems can get out of proportion, and not only in the wee small hours. Don't let the problems eclipse the Master. Let the Master eclipse the problems.
King G
#55 Posted : Friday, July 19, 2013 10:05:33 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 6/20/2012
Posts: 3,855
Location: Othumo
Wapatie Koolaid
Thieves
King G
#56 Posted : Friday, July 19, 2013 10:07:04 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 6/20/2012
Posts: 3,855
Location: Othumo
Tyranny
Thieves
mwenza
#57 Posted : Friday, July 19, 2013 10:11:36 AM
Rank: Elder


Joined: 4/22/2009
Posts: 2,863
......although aseno lost, am happy with their performance....
IF YOU EXPECT ME TO POST ANYTHING POSITIVE ABOUT ASENO, YOU MAY AS WELL SIT ON A PIN
Blackberry
#58 Posted : Friday, July 19, 2013 10:22:58 AM
Rank: Member


Joined: 11/9/2007
Posts: 420
Location: Nairobi
you post
"I am new here......"
the next 20-30 posts
".....plug or socket?" d'oh!

Opinion is free, truth is sacred.




digitek1
#59 Posted : Friday, July 19, 2013 10:30:34 AM
Rank: Veteran


Joined: 2/3/2010
Posts: 1,797
Location: Kenya
beating your bony chestLaughing out loudly
I may be wrong..but then I could be right
digitek1
#60 Posted : Friday, July 19, 2013 10:32:08 AM
Rank: Veteran


Joined: 2/3/2010
Posts: 1,797
Location: Kenya
mweupe kama...
I may be wrong..but then I could be right
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