wow SK.. i really cant write my imagination..depending on which head i use..you are all really special pple.

cheers

muthomi mugi aiikagia maitho kabere...

(i'd thought about this a while back,thanks impunity for starting it)

I've been watching you guys keenly for a while and i believe it's time i made my intro

Njunge - Age (over 40)
obviously sounds like the chairman of this group. typical kikuyu guy who maybe runs his own small biz (somewhere around riverroad/kirinyaga road - i'm thinking car spare parts). The guy is above average on income but one might hardly notice with the way he behaves. he drinks a lot but prefers to do so in the dingy places on kirinyaga road which actually have the best beer at the best price(fact). he obviously owns at least 3 parcels of land 1 of which he plans to sell and invest the money back to EABL (and not the stocks if you know what i mean) he is the well protected by sk members and any newbie who tries to pick a fight with him sooner or later shuts up and finds his place on the lower rungs ( just ask the real shaft)


mlefu - (over 35)
same x-ter like njunge. kikuyu as well and proud of it. i'm betting he'll beat njunge in a drinking contest cos he's got more energy. he likes women (which man doesn't anyway) a lot and hangs out at the same 'dingy drinking dens' and it's at this places that he makes decisions on what counters to invest in. he also might be seen at some high class pub having his drink but he's probably wa you will never know his true job cos he seems to be a broker of almost everything _ he can get u a mlolongo plot in one day just as much as he can his biz deals are not all legal but he doesn't really care so long as he earns his living.


jammo (early 30's)
the brain of the group. he does his analysis well and only invests on counters after great brainstorming with himself. he seems sober although i believe he might have tried alcohol and the situation didn't go down well so he knew it wasn't meant for him. judging by his signature he does know his bible well. i remember he was trying to propose to some girl don't recall whether he actually went thru with it or not.


eli (mid 30s)
he's an IT guy with a company called doxa or sth else. he is the helper of the group and anyone with a question be it a 'newbie' or an 'oldie' eli is always there ready to lend a helping hand. might attend same church as jammo but i believe he would make a better preacher.

mainat (mid 40s)
i believe he lives abroad UK/US. keen investor and also does his research well based on technical analysis. he tries to repatriate the money he earns to his family back home occasionaly enjoys his beer (must be imported tusker) and reminisces of the days he was back home. can't wait to come back home but he knows he needs to make enough money to live a good life once he's back.

ngwono
you don't wanna mess with her. she can quote a whole chapter off the bible for each sin you may have comitted. must be in the women's group in church but cannot find any other female member in that group who's got passion for stocks like her so she moved to stocks kenya. her decisions are made by her financial advisor and she constantly prays to God to make sure her stocks don't go any lower.

young (no idea)
he lives in nigeria (my broda fame) lagos maybe. won't admit to it but he actually loves nollywood films and watches them in private. i'm thinking he's also into some small juju stuff with his stocks (hopefully this has been working out for you). he also does his analysis well most of the time (75%) with the rest taken care of by juju stuff.

real shaft (under 20)
was there ever a fake one? the nuisance of the group. never has any fundamental thing on stocks to comment about and just has some stupid but funny quotes. he picked a fight with njunge the first time he came on board (by the way who actually won this fight) and realized never to mess with the guy. i thought he was supposed to be chased back to facebook or wherever the hell he came from. some say he's just an alias for njunge who seems bored and creates various aliases to keep sk interesting (i really don't know about that_who knows it may be true)

kamurigo (late 20s)
career girl who loves hanging out with men more than women. she can actually give mlefu a run for his money when it comes to beer (mlefu will eventually win) but she won't do this cos she likes to think she's still a lady (who am i to judge). i believe she would actually make a good couple with njunge as they seem to have common interests (maybe they once were)

mukiha
loves his stocks and cmc must be the best for him. he has a steady job but still wishes he were his own employer setting his own times like njunge does and being able to wake up at 11:00am to go to work instead of the usual 6:00am just to beat the nairobi traffic.


still to come gordon gekko; extasy; thingira; leona; tuskerbaridi,eddiemundu

It's amazing what you can achieve if you don't care who gets the credit.

Hahahah.....You guys are very interesting.....

Colours.....Yellow is a no no.....Jungle green and Burgundy blue.

Age........mmmmmmHHh......hehehe....Keep guessing but let's say i was around the day TJ was shot outside Channis pharmacy on Moi avenue...

Casual wear.....No funny jeans........Ralph Lauren and Pierre Cardin casual...No suits...No leather jackets.......No Safari Mbuts..!!!..........!!!...Loafers,moccassins (It used to be stilletos during my younger days) and simple sports shoes.......

Humour......Wacha tuu...!!!...I want to die with an ear to ear smile....

Enufffffff..!!!!!....Keep guessing............Am yet to make up whom to pick.......


Guka wa bijuti...

@ iMANI - top stuff! .... impressive (as in well written) ... True or not? I don't know

... but you could do well (financially) writing the horoscopes.


Motobex.

Let me have a go

Njung'e - I 'd place him at 50 yrs +-5,with the energy he must be lean and fit for his age esp. for an african. I would picture him looking like Dr. Achieng' Ong'ong'a (Former Tourist board MD). The heights a coin toss,from 5-7 to 6.

Mlefu - Over 40 and will be very anonymous in a crowd. I always almost never read his posts so I have never tried to visualise him. But definitely Kiuk.

Wendz - Must look like Ngilu only 10-15 years younger. Obviously very confident and polite and will always have some presence in a room.

Mukiha - Smart dresser,probably wears specs,35-40 age group. A kyuk also but not the obvious ones.

Jammo - 30-35,small/medium sized guy,offcourse saved and a member of one of those new age saved people (roughtone style) who go out for worship and discos at the same time all night. A kamba I may presume.

The Realshaft - Quite intelligent and I am betting you are a lawyer. You must have gone to Bush,Changes or the likes. Age around 30?

Eli - I can almost read your jeng' accent when you post. I think you have intimated to being under 30,you must be dark skinned,slight frame.

Simonkabz - Definitely okuyo. I would bet you look like Mwangi Kiunjuri,and could be of same age

Leona/Sasha - I would place you in the 30-35 age group,single and with fairly okay careers. Will be in one group or another of mama's who hang out together and are in chama's with alot of joint cash.

McRaggae - Obviously from Western,Works for an NGO or UN,I am going to place your age bracket very wide say 30-40 coz I can't tell.

Ceaser - Any chance you could be a som,or African Arab. Young under 30,you must also have been to one of the national schools


I guess if you can't win with facts,you can always pen bile-laced,xenophobic rants to distract everyone.

Personally i feel they are all likely to be young extra beautiful ladies in high profile jobs (like the one i see in television talking about being in top of her career on fair & lovely). All SK members are very mature and very learned (am told a girl of 5 years is 24times more intelligent/innovative than a boy at the same age,Hence SK members ). Exception to them are elderly men who can counsel anyone in any issue in life i.e. Eli,Shaft,vituvingi among some few others.

'A newspaper has three things to do. One is to amuse,another is to entertain and the rest is to mislead.' Ernest Bevin

hahahahahah....!!!!....Mama Mburu must read this....Too hilarious........Anyway,nobody seems to come close.....but let's say i would give,

Sasha.............22%

Tony Stark........17%

Imani...............14 %

Obi.................8%.......

Impunity.........3%.

and finally,that quack Murenj gets 1% ya kalamu...Bure kabisa...!!.....hehehehe....!!



Guka wa bijuti...

@Obi 1 Kanobi

Youve made my day laughter is had to come by in the Uk.by the way are by anychance related to kajwanj because there seems to be alot of resemble ie name and sence of humour?


TOMORROW WILL BE BETTER

@ Obi 1 Kanobi,

Infact i was also doughting.You r one type of person i whould love to meet.


TOMORROW WILL BE BETTER

I read SK religiously almost every day and I've always conjured up images of different SK members. . .i find @tony stark's post most interesting. He's also probably a peeper like me . . . probably in a profession that requires lots of analytical thinking and less talk . . .probably IT or engineering judging by the talk about Jedi's (geeky). I've always thought @Jammo to be a Jang and not Kao,late 20s (27-29),quite active in his church (leader of sorts or conspicuos pianists,guitarist etc.) hmmmm. . .